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🏳️‍🌈 millennial, ex-cult member, chaotic neutral, outspoken, designer, musician, developer, CCM critic, witch. voice too sexy for christian radio. denver and probably playing splatoon 3 🍃 signal:Emkay.90
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em kay @emmque.me · Feb 23
Oh a little about me? I was a clown for Christ since birth. I was born into a puppet family. I grew up with a doll sister

AMA
About to hold a seance cuz att said a dead lady gotta approve my phone transfer. Anyone else need this service?
now i'm here, i'm almost 35 and still find myself struggling to put my art out there because it was engrained into me to glorify god or trash whatever i created. IDk just doin thinkins today.
those of you who are also exvangelical --

Especially those who are creatives, have you found that you feel behind others with your abilities or interests because of the censored media we grew up with?

Or for me? Songwriting and playing music - if it wasn't christian it wasn't art,
starting an improv musical class tomorrow -- funny how back in my worship days, the harp and bowl worship i led is the same exact thing... just now? i'm doing music for satan.
“Don’t use your home vacuum… to suck up a lake”
Paul F Tompkins, probably.

#cbb
Yeah! Did you add your records to your DNS?
em kay @emmque.me · Sep 11
what year did you meet me and how crusty was i?
em kay @emmque.me · Sep 9
Baby Maisie got spayed. Now she’s rocking some cute recovery pjs #minischnauzer
em kay @emmque.me · Sep 9
Gonna start streaming with the name MK Ultra Gaymer

Good or bad
em kay @emmque.me · Sep 8
My backpack vs the pastor sitting next to me at work
em kay @emmque.me · Sep 3
druski how
Druski is the real life version of Roger from American Dad.
em kay @emmque.me · Sep 3
listening to CBB rn and now i gotta switch and find this.
em kay @emmque.me · Sep 3
Listening to Cain Culto: Kali Maa

I swear this bitch says get the fuck out my way horse and i refuse to believe differently.
em kay @emmque.me · Aug 27
Go west young man, let the evil go east
em kay @emmque.me · Aug 27
I put the tits in autitsm
em kay @emmque.me · Aug 27
There is nothing more humiliating than getting on your knees in a coffee shop to charge your laptop
em kay @emmque.me · Aug 21
HE'S DEAD HE'S DEAD THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD

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em kay @emmque.me · Aug 19
Buss down trumpiana
em kay @emmque.me · Aug 13
Got lucky to get a switchyards membership. Anyone else?

Went today and it was completely full. Drove across town to the other location, they had spots thankfully!

Happy to see my new neighborhood one is so popular! I guess I gotta get there early to get a seat

#switchyards
em kay @emmque.me · Aug 6
Denver Pastors! FOUND A cool new hip coffee shop to ask for funding
em kay @emmque.me · Jul 28
Greystar managed luxury property part 4
em kay @emmque.me · Jun 7
Im as tired as Michelle Duggar’s birth canal
em kay @emmque.me · Jun 4
Overheard at the coffee shop: “how many kindergarteners could you take in a fight”?

“Idk probably one cuz they’d punch my back and trigger sciatica and I’d be over”
em kay @emmque.me · May 30
I just realized every name i know in the neighborhood is just dogs. i have no idea what the owner's names are. just dogs.
em kay @emmque.me · May 7
Hi I’m grown up now