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🏳️‍🌈 millennial, ex-cult member, chaotic neutral, outspoken, designer, musician, developer, CCM critic, witch. voice too sexy for christian radio. denver and probably playing splatoon 3 🍃

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em kay @emmque.me · Feb 23
Oh a little about me? I was a clown for Christ since birth. I was born into a puppet family. I grew up with a doll sister

AMA
About to hold a seance cuz att said a dead lady gotta approve my phone transfer. Anyone else need this service?
October 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
those of you who are also exvangelical --

Especially those who are creatives, have you found that you feel behind others with your abilities or interests because of the censored media we grew up with?

Or for me? Songwriting and playing music - if it wasn't christian it wasn't art,
October 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
starting an improv musical class tomorrow -- funny how back in my worship days, the harp and bowl worship i led is the same exact thing... just now? i'm doing music for satan.
October 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
“Don’t use your home vacuum… to suck up a lake”
Paul F Tompkins, probably.

#cbb
October 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
what year did you meet me and how crusty was i?
September 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Baby Maisie got spayed. Now she’s rocking some cute recovery pjs #minischnauzer
September 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Gonna start streaming with the name MK Ultra Gaymer

Good or bad
September 9, 2025 at 6:52 AM
My backpack vs the pastor sitting next to me at work
September 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
druski how
Druski is the real life version of Roger from American Dad.
September 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Listening to Cain Culto: Kali Maa

I swear this bitch says get the fuck out my way horse and i refuse to believe differently.
September 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Go west young man, let the evil go east
August 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I put the tits in autitsm
August 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
There is nothing more humiliating than getting on your knees in a coffee shop to charge your laptop
August 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
HE'S DEAD HE'S DEAD THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD

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August 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Buss down trumpiana
August 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Got lucky to get a switchyards membership. Anyone else?

Went today and it was completely full. Drove across town to the other location, they had spots thankfully!

Happy to see my new neighborhood one is so popular! I guess I gotta get there early to get a seat

#switchyards
August 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Denver Pastors! FOUND A cool new hip coffee shop to ask for funding
August 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Greystar managed luxury property part 4
July 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Im as tired as Michelle Duggar’s birth canal
June 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Overheard at the coffee shop: “how many kindergarteners could you take in a fight”?

“Idk probably one cuz they’d punch my back and trigger sciatica and I’d be over”
June 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I just realized every name i know in the neighborhood is just dogs. i have no idea what the owner's names are. just dogs.
May 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hi I’m grown up now
May 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Maisie’s busy day ….
April 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
My loves 💚
April 30, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Babeyyyyy
April 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM