Dmitry O.
emocoder.xyz
Dmitry O.
@emocoder.xyz
Software engineer at %BIGTECHNAME% Elder #emo. Messaging Backend, C#, DevOps, SRE, distributed stuff. #hardcore #punk, #vinyl. #orgmode, beer geek, caffeine junkie, crazy cat person: #gingythecat #marcythecat

emocoder.xyz
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Feels very surreal but this is a general PSA that you should go and chase your dreams/aspirations. Even if they feel scary. Even if they feel too big.

Do it, scared ✨
July 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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We put a whole lot of heads together. If you know what I mean
February 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Friendship ended with #IKEA.
Now #XXXLutz is my best friend.
January 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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The sound design team of Indiana Jones & the Great Circle really hates nazis. They clearly spent a lot of time getting that “hammer to the head” sound juuuust right.
January 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Рад сообщить что DOOM наконец портировали в PDF-файл, работает только в Chromium правда

(это Emscripten-билд в asm.js, и у встроенного вьюера pdf достаточно хуков к js-рантайму чтобы подменять контент страницы выводом скрипта)

doompdf.pages.dev/doom.pdf
January 13, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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*wakes up*

brain: u wanna be scared or sad today?
me: those are my only options?
brain: both it is
January 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
January 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Returning from a 3-week Christmas vacation
a man with a beard and a hat says i have no memory of this place
ALT: a man with a beard and a hat says i have no memory of this place
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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I propose we replace semantic versioning with pride versioning
December 21, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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I don’t know if the vibe here is cat content, but this is Bagel. Say hi to Bagel.
December 13, 2024 at 1:39 AM
working with air-gapped clouds be like
December 11, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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Me when it's sunny outside
December 3, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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Advent Calendar Advent Calendar xkcd.com/3019
December 2, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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There's this evergreen joke on software development that goes something like this:

"We're done with 90% of the project. Which means we only have the other 90% left to go."

It's funny because it's true. It's also why experienced engineers are in-demand: they are the "finishers."

AI tools: not now.
December 2, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Monday's here
December 2, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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Абсолютно заслуженно; я бы и на слово десятилетия номинировал

corp.oup.com/news/brain-r...
'Brain rot' named Oxford Word of the Year 2024 - Oxford University Press
After more than 37,000 votes on our shortlist, we're pleased to announce that the Oxford Word of the Year for 2024 is 'brain rot'.
corp.oup.com
December 2, 2024 at 12:10 PM
😉😉😉
December 1, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Who needs Coca-Cola truck when there’re Christmas garbage trucks in #Prague
December 1, 2024 at 2:07 PM
dafuq is happening? why's there so many people who follow TENS OF THOUSANDS of people? why are they following me? wtf?
November 29, 2024 at 9:58 AM
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How Much Memory Do You Need in 2024 to Run 1 Million Concurrent Tasks?

hez2010.github.io/async-runtim...
How Much Memory Do You Need in 2024 to Run 1 Million Concurrent Tasks?
hez2010.github.io
November 28, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Australian teenagers right now
November 28, 2024 at 1:49 PM
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I’ve had a *lot* of help in life from kind people who didn’t need to help me but did anyway, and I’d like to pay it forward.

Please feel free to ask me about the topics in the thread (in public or in DM), and I’ll be happy to help in any way I can, subject to my free time.
November 28, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Folks, what are the benefits of using #Kubernetes for cluster #orchestration? Isn't it too heavy? Are there any alternatives?

#k8s
November 27, 2024 at 10:41 AM