SwiftOnSecurity
@swiftonsecurity.com
computer security person. former helpdesk
Yes Barry has met me I'm a real person
You’re too tall to work in the engine
January 10, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Yes Barry has met me I'm a real person
Me every chance I get
January 10, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Me every chance I get
You: why am i getting no social media engagement
Your profile:
Your profile:
January 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
You: why am i getting no social media engagement
Your profile:
Your profile:
"A Photographer’s Guide to the Synthetic Shudder"
January 9, 2026 at 9:30 AM
"A Photographer’s Guide to the Synthetic Shudder"
Remember to respect my culture and language, and pronounce my name with the correct American affect when referring to me in your native tongue.
January 9, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Remember to respect my culture and language, and pronounce my name with the correct American affect when referring to me in your native tongue.
POV you're my car's HUD
January 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
POV you're my car's HUD
The Three 'H' Rule:
Never make a decision when you're Hungry, Horny, or Hurried.
Never make a decision when you're Hungry, Horny, or Hurried.
January 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
The Three 'H' Rule:
Never make a decision when you're Hungry, Horny, or Hurried.
Never make a decision when you're Hungry, Horny, or Hurried.
Let's disregard justification and legitimate fear. I guess my only question is: Would a US soldier in Baghdad have shot her in full daylight, being recorded on a residential road? If he did, what would consequences from above for that exact scenario be? Would there be fear of escalation from public?
January 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Let's disregard justification and legitimate fear. I guess my only question is: Would a US soldier in Baghdad have shot her in full daylight, being recorded on a residential road? If he did, what would consequences from above for that exact scenario be? Would there be fear of escalation from public?
Hey 2017 how you doin'
January 8, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Hey 2017 how you doin'
👏 Allow 👏 more 👏 radiation 👏 in 👏 food 👏 if 👏 it 👏 makes 👏 it 👏 cheaper 👏 let 👏 the 👏 market 👏 price 👏 goods 👏 not 👏 bureaucrats 👏
January 8, 2026 at 6:17 PM
👏 Allow 👏 more 👏 radiation 👏 in 👏 food 👏 if 👏 it 👏 makes 👏 it 👏 cheaper 👏 let 👏 the 👏 market 👏 price 👏 goods 👏 not 👏 bureaucrats 👏
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I now firmly believe Trump’s handlers are constantly showing him AI slop content - created to support those handlers own individual, often-clashing agendas.
GenAI companies have created Grima Wormtongue as a service.
GenAI companies have created Grima Wormtongue as a service.
January 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I now firmly believe Trump’s handlers are constantly showing him AI slop content - created to support those handlers own individual, often-clashing agendas.
GenAI companies have created Grima Wormtongue as a service.
GenAI companies have created Grima Wormtongue as a service.
"It's not physically totaled, it's legally totaled."
Condemning a $150,000+ truck because its core structure has a minor but essentially impossible-to-comprehensively-restore legal exposure is an interesting artifact of our abundance and systems. This is not a judgement.
Condemning a $150,000+ truck because its core structure has a minor but essentially impossible-to-comprehensively-restore legal exposure is an interesting artifact of our abundance and systems. This is not a judgement.
January 8, 2026 at 4:40 PM
"It's not physically totaled, it's legally totaled."
Condemning a $150,000+ truck because its core structure has a minor but essentially impossible-to-comprehensively-restore legal exposure is an interesting artifact of our abundance and systems. This is not a judgement.
Condemning a $150,000+ truck because its core structure has a minor but essentially impossible-to-comprehensively-restore legal exposure is an interesting artifact of our abundance and systems. This is not a judgement.
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Oops they're sold out now but you can request a stock notice.
I ~THINK~ this does USB power injection to car USB data ports like what I linked, but just not at USB-C rates. $6. I used something like this with my Accord because it would not charge my phone while playing
www.amazon.com/dp/B098L4HTVG
I ~THINK~ this does USB power injection to car USB data ports like what I linked, but just not at USB-C rates. $6. I used something like this with my Accord because it would not charge my phone while playing
www.amazon.com/dp/B098L4HTVG
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January 8, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Oops they're sold out now but you can request a stock notice.
I ~THINK~ this does USB power injection to car USB data ports like what I linked, but just not at USB-C rates. $6. I used something like this with my Accord because it would not charge my phone while playing
www.amazon.com/dp/B098L4HTVG
I ~THINK~ this does USB power injection to car USB data ports like what I linked, but just not at USB-C rates. $6. I used something like this with my Accord because it would not charge my phone while playing
www.amazon.com/dp/B098L4HTVG
Use CarPlay/AndroidAuto and FAST-CHARGE phone at same time. Compatible with USB-C phones. Just connect your CarPlay USB port, phone, and a USB-C charger.
Injects USB-C PD power into a CarPlay signal from USB-A (separate USB-C version available)
www.tindie.com/products/exo...
Injects USB-C PD power into a CarPlay signal from USB-A (separate USB-C version available)
www.tindie.com/products/exo...
January 8, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Use CarPlay/AndroidAuto and FAST-CHARGE phone at same time. Compatible with USB-C phones. Just connect your CarPlay USB port, phone, and a USB-C charger.
Injects USB-C PD power into a CarPlay signal from USB-A (separate USB-C version available)
www.tindie.com/products/exo...
Injects USB-C PD power into a CarPlay signal from USB-A (separate USB-C version available)
www.tindie.com/products/exo...
Doug DeMuro, by far the largest traditional automotive YouTuber, warns viewers that he has knowledge that multiple popular trendsetters with flashy cars and lifestyles are basically living on the edge of bankruptcy, alludes to irresponsibility.
So many false idols. 🫤
youtube.com/shorts/z2DBD...
So many false idols. 🫤
youtube.com/shorts/z2DBD...
Hoovie = the Dave Ramsey of car YouTubers?
YouTube video by Doug DeMuro
youtube.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Doug DeMuro, by far the largest traditional automotive YouTuber, warns viewers that he has knowledge that multiple popular trendsetters with flashy cars and lifestyles are basically living on the edge of bankruptcy, alludes to irresponsibility.
So many false idols. 🫤
youtube.com/shorts/z2DBD...
So many false idols. 🫤
youtube.com/shorts/z2DBD...
I would 💯 let my V8 car call me a hybrid and spit on me 💦👅
January 8, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I would 💯 let my V8 car call me a hybrid and spit on me 💦👅
Coworker just got ~nuked~ by the flu this year, get your shot which while not 100% is worth every chance.
Last time I got flu I drove through the snow to the ER because I thought I was dying 🫤
Last time I got flu I drove through the snow to the ER because I thought I was dying 🫤
January 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Coworker just got ~nuked~ by the flu this year, get your shot which while not 100% is worth every chance.
Last time I got flu I drove through the snow to the ER because I thought I was dying 🫤
Last time I got flu I drove through the snow to the ER because I thought I was dying 🫤
People pretending they didn't know what "power user" meant and that it was problematic terminology was peak tbh
January 7, 2026 at 7:57 PM
People pretending they didn't know what "power user" meant and that it was problematic terminology was peak tbh
GitGoon: Git for gooners
Tired of your Pokemon Stadium mod to give Lapras heckin bonkers getting taken down by GitHub? Worry no more.
gitgoon.dev
Tired of your Pokemon Stadium mod to give Lapras heckin bonkers getting taken down by GitHub? Worry no more.
gitgoon.dev
GitGoon: Git for gooners
Forgejo is a self-hosted lightweight software forge. Easy to install and low maintenance, it just does the job.
gitgoon.dev
January 7, 2026 at 4:01 PM
GitGoon: Git for gooners
Tired of your Pokemon Stadium mod to give Lapras heckin bonkers getting taken down by GitHub? Worry no more.
gitgoon.dev
Tired of your Pokemon Stadium mod to give Lapras heckin bonkers getting taken down by GitHub? Worry no more.
gitgoon.dev