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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 11h

Taylor Swift has always known who she is, but it has taken decades to become it. She knows exactly what she is doing. She is doing it on purpose. She is doing it deliberately.

And she doesn't need your permission.

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 12h

There's a bunch of antiprogress doofuses who resent automobiles but I am here telling you I would rather breathe 80% carbon dioxide then deal with a fucking horse to go pick up my prescriptions to make me not fucking die. My car doesn't have an opinion as to my destination and I like it that way.

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 13h

>=|

charlie crist @charliecrist.gobirds.online · 13h

swift is a horse girl confirmed

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 13h

...Oh no

Sam @samcb.bsky.social · 13h

Fess up Tay, were you the horse girl

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 17h

Before you call this mean I encourage you to grow up watching horse girls tear families and marriages apart. I would rather have my parents sit me down and say they were experimenting with ethical non-monogamy with my shift lead at Starbucks.

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 13h

I spent a year on a horse ranch y'all have fucking nothing on me

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 13h

You think I'm fucking crazy but you haven't met a fucking horse before

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 13h

It's a good thing Travis Kelce is a millionaire because all of that is going to the fucking horses I'm telling you. Maybe she doesn't have them right now but she's gonna. Horse girls never change.

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 13h

The thing about horse girls is they make you think it's worth it. But it absolutely is not. Do not fall for their wiles.

All you see is yes but all I see is no.

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 13h

Would a horse girl look at you like this?

Absolutely. Horse girls are masters of subterfuge and are not to be trusted.

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GlonzoTech @sasquatech.bsky.social · 15h

This is fedposting I can get behind

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 14h

BUSTIN ON HACKERS MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

YOU MEAN BUSTIN HACKERS

....silence

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Chris McLaren @chrismclaren.com · 17h

I enjoy this account talking security, but I also enjoy it talking TS. Especially this thread.

SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 17h

Before you call this mean I encourage you to grow up watching horse girls tear families and marriages apart. I would rather have my parents sit me down and say they were experimenting with ethical non-monogamy with my shift lead at Starbucks.

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 14h

Your hour of zen
youtu.be/idtmKQwYdko

Restoring An Excavator From Scrap: Start To Finish. Was It Worth It?

YouTube video by FarmCraft101

youtu.be

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 16h

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 16h

I think I'm funny and giggle at my posts that's what really matters

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Danny Cooper @dannycooper.bsky.social · 17h

Future generations are gonna be really confused about the etymology of “trumped-up charges”

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 17h

Oh yeah there is a STORY.

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 17h

The horse's only mission in life is to suck from you every morsel of remunerative accomplishment. And that is the horse girl's greatest crime. Because it is not sucking the blood from her, it is sucking it from everyone in that house to support this freak creature with four legs and no toes.

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 17h

I don't think you understand horses. There is no amount of money you can have that will let you afford a horse.

Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 17h

At least she has enough resources to afford a horse or even two, right?

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 17h

Damn you Taylor.

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 17h

This is bringing up a LOT of pain

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 17h

Before you call this mean I encourage you to grow up watching horse girls tear families and marriages apart. I would rather have my parents sit me down and say they were experimenting with ethical non-monogamy with my shift lead at Starbucks.

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 17h

Y'all don't understand what horse girls do to families.

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 17h

bsky.app/profile/swif...

SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 17h

I mean, it tracks. But still.

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