SwiftOnSecurity
@swiftonsecurity.com
computer security person. former helpdesk
Once you clean up the shit in your DMZ cybersecurity is a question of human desire paths.
Users trespass the lawns of people that never designed for a person. Who endlessly rail against them like they can beat human nature with rage.
But they're the ones that never built it for the fucking human.
Users trespass the lawns of people that never designed for a person. Who endlessly rail against them like they can beat human nature with rage.
But they're the ones that never built it for the fucking human.
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Once you clean up the shit in your DMZ cybersecurity is a question of human desire paths.
Users trespass the lawns of people that never designed for a person. Who endlessly rail against them like they can beat human nature with rage.
But they're the ones that never built it for the fucking human.
Users trespass the lawns of people that never designed for a person. Who endlessly rail against them like they can beat human nature with rage.
But they're the ones that never built it for the fucking human.
You meet the users where they are to stop them doing the stupidest shit imaginable.
You have no idea how much this paid off. The number of infected media players people downloaded in the age before Windows Media Player had more than three codecs is unimaginable
Who knows if I saved the firm
You have no idea how much this paid off. The number of infected media players people downloaded in the age before Windows Media Player had more than three codecs is unimaginable
Who knows if I saved the firm
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
You meet the users where they are to stop them doing the stupidest shit imaginable.
You have no idea how much this paid off. The number of infected media players people downloaded in the age before Windows Media Player had more than three codecs is unimaginable
Who knows if I saved the firm
You have no idea how much this paid off. The number of infected media players people downloaded in the age before Windows Media Player had more than three codecs is unimaginable
Who knows if I saved the firm
America is waking up. I'm gonna stop at a fucking traffic light that's my right as an American.
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
America is waking up. I'm gonna stop at a fucking traffic light that's my right as an American.
Why is there an upside down version of the Malwarebytes logo
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Why is there an upside down version of the Malwarebytes logo
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This whole entire thread, but this post in particular.
A Counter-Threat Intelligence lead for a major firm, who runs a team penetrating hacker networks to uncover new threats and comments about their company, and this is their reply to this thread. (posted with permission)
The mythology around hackers is wildly oversold. But defense requires doing it.
The mythology around hackers is wildly oversold. But defense requires doing it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This whole entire thread, but this post in particular.
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Wind River rocks. One of the most intense gunfights I’ve seen in a movie.
I love Wind River. It's not well enough known or appreciated imo
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Wind River rocks. One of the most intense gunfights I’ve seen in a movie.
I showed up to a movie theater one night and I looked at the posters and I just picked a movie
And I chose Wind River
And oh my god holy shit. Walking into that thing having no idea what I was about to watch
It felt exactly like how movies were supposed to be seen. Pieces of art you wandered into
And I chose Wind River
And oh my god holy shit. Walking into that thing having no idea what I was about to watch
It felt exactly like how movies were supposed to be seen. Pieces of art you wandered into
I love Wind River. It's not well enough known or appreciated imo
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I showed up to a movie theater one night and I looked at the posters and I just picked a movie
And I chose Wind River
And oh my god holy shit. Walking into that thing having no idea what I was about to watch
It felt exactly like how movies were supposed to be seen. Pieces of art you wandered into
And I chose Wind River
And oh my god holy shit. Walking into that thing having no idea what I was about to watch
It felt exactly like how movies were supposed to be seen. Pieces of art you wandered into
"She was a fighter. So no matter how far you think she ran... I can guarantee you she ran farther."
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"She was a fighter. So no matter how far you think she ran... I can guarantee you she ran farther."
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I'm sorry I post as an anthropomorphic plane, I really do feel despair over this and my subjecting you to it. But it is the purest expression of my heart. And in that you will suffer for it immeasurably.
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I'm sorry I post as an anthropomorphic plane, I really do feel despair over this and my subjecting you to it. But it is the purest expression of my heart. And in that you will suffer for it immeasurably.
I despair about the teenagers growing up in the politics of Trump. We do not live in the same America.
this reads like a meme but i think the same will be said about the trump era
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I despair about the teenagers growing up in the politics of Trump. We do not live in the same America.
Me deleting a post
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Me deleting a post
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Actually sending this to my kid who doesn’t believe the explanation for the charging port in cars.
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Actually sending this to my kid who doesn’t believe the explanation for the charging port in cars.
I'm sorry about liking Taylor Swift so much
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I'm sorry about liking Taylor Swift so much
Look I'm just gonna say it. Father Figure is the best track on that album and it's not even close.
youtu.be/98SmlWOKuME
youtu.be/98SmlWOKuME
Taylor Swift - Father Figure (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Taylor Swift
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Look I'm just gonna say it. Father Figure is the best track on that album and it's not even close.
youtu.be/98SmlWOKuME
youtu.be/98SmlWOKuME
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"What do you mean the 'No Smoking' light would *turn off*"
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"What do you mean the 'No Smoking' light would *turn off*"
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What a weird society we were.
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
What a weird society we were.
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This will blow the Gen Z mind.
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This will blow the Gen Z mind.
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Kids these days don’t know how ubiquitous smoking was and that’s good tbh
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Kids these days don’t know how ubiquitous smoking was and that’s good tbh
My kids will be burned when they touch the stove
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
My kids will be burned when they touch the stove