Kevin Choubacha (he/him)
@choubacha.bsky.social
Software engineer and marathoner. Opinions are mine alone and do not reflect my employer.
Philly transplant to LA
Go birds
Philly transplant to LA
Go birds
Pinned
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I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"
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Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
Hurts: MVP.
Darnold: Not MVP.
Darnold: Not MVP.
I’ll die on this hill:
Jalen Hurts is better than Sam Darnold.
Jalen Hurts is better than Sam Darnold.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Hurts: MVP.
Darnold: Not MVP.
Darnold: Not MVP.
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
Drake Maye: MVP.
Seahawks don’t win this game without him.
Seahawks don’t win this game without him.
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Drake Maye: MVP.
Seahawks don’t win this game without him.
Seahawks don’t win this game without him.
The defense are exhausted. The real game may now begin.
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM
The defense are exhausted. The real game may now begin.
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They did get married!
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
They did get married!
A bunch of three-n-outs?
Now that sensation is familiar.
Now that sensation is familiar.
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
A bunch of three-n-outs?
Now that sensation is familiar.
Now that sensation is familiar.
I don’t share a lot of these but a small part of me loves that he’s still crying about the kickoff rules.
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I don’t share a lot of these but a small part of me loves that he’s still crying about the kickoff rules.
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Benito said "God Bless America," and then proceeded to name every country in South and North America.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Benito said "God Bless America," and then proceeded to name every country in South and North America.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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We’re gonna win they’re gonna lose
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
We’re gonna win they’re gonna lose
Did someone just get married?
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Did someone just get married?
I’ll die on this hill:
Jalen Hurts is better than Sam Darnold.
Jalen Hurts is better than Sam Darnold.
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I’ll die on this hill:
Jalen Hurts is better than Sam Darnold.
Jalen Hurts is better than Sam Darnold.
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4k on, just cleaning my glasses and then I’m ready.
a man with his mouth open is holding a pair of glasses
Alt: a man with his mouth open is holding a pair of glasses
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
4k on, just cleaning my glasses and then I’m ready.
Literally the only reason I’m watching
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Literally the only reason I’m watching
I, for one, welcome back the NFL meta of rushing and defense.
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I, for one, welcome back the NFL meta of rushing and defense.
27 minutes until the first penalty,
What a strange sensation for an eagles fan.
What a strange sensation for an eagles fan.
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
27 minutes until the first penalty,
What a strange sensation for an eagles fan.
What a strange sensation for an eagles fan.
Best play of the game is a punt.
Fuck yes.
Fuck yes.
February 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Best play of the game is a punt.
Fuck yes.
Fuck yes.
Read this as “watching FX movies” and got really confused.
JAPAN TOP CURRENCY DIPLOMAT MIMURA: CLOSELY WATCHING FX MOVES WITH HIGH URGENCY
February 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Read this as “watching FX movies” and got really confused.
It’s funny all these states going through a Midwest April.
February 8, 2026 at 11:55 PM
It’s funny all these states going through a Midwest April.
Patriots losing to a team with Native American inspired logo art would certainly be awesome this year.
February 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Patriots losing to a team with Native American inspired logo art would certainly be awesome this year.