Macaulay Sulkin'
@emostradamus.bsky.social
Skeet so much they call me Billy Ocean.
I make weird post rock music as Diegetic.
I play guitar in a bummer metal band called Wilbur.
Minnesota.
linktr.ee/diegetic
I make weird post rock music as Diegetic.
I play guitar in a bummer metal band called Wilbur.
Minnesota.
linktr.ee/diegetic
Pinned
My solo music name is Diegetic. Literally nobody can spell this, even when I text it to them. I am a moron.
More like sleep broken
June 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
More like sleep broken
It says a lot about me how many times I’ve had to explain End of a Year/Self Defense Family to various friend groups.
June 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It says a lot about me how many times I’ve had to explain End of a Year/Self Defense Family to various friend groups.
I dropped my phone in a hot tub last night and I didn’t even turn it off just grabbed it real quick and it works fine.
May 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I dropped my phone in a hot tub last night and I didn’t even turn it off just grabbed it real quick and it works fine.
Watched one of those trailers for bring her back where they interview people in the theater and one dude is wearing an mj lenderman shirt
May 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Watched one of those trailers for bring her back where they interview people in the theater and one dude is wearing an mj lenderman shirt
I spent my college years doing party drugs in the dubstep heyday and after getting old I now know the truth, which is that the best edm music is when it’s just post rock but with synthesizers
May 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I spent my college years doing party drugs in the dubstep heyday and after getting old I now know the truth, which is that the best edm music is when it’s just post rock but with synthesizers
Maybe you should listen to less job for a cowboy and start filling out more job applications for cowboys
May 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Maybe you should listen to less job for a cowboy and start filling out more job applications for cowboys
Me to a coworker today: “I am thirty-four years old. I am basically dead.”
May 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Me to a coworker today: “I am thirty-four years old. I am basically dead.”
Wolf Blitzer? I hardly know ‘er
April 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Wolf Blitzer? I hardly know ‘er
To a crazy mf like me, they’re just normal jean
April 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
To a crazy mf like me, they’re just normal jean
They should make a thing where you can just be in a coma for a while
April 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
They should make a thing where you can just be in a coma for a while
This ain’t no disco. Ain’t no country club either
- me talking to the strung out burglar who just broke into my house moments before he stabs me
- me talking to the strung out burglar who just broke into my house moments before he stabs me
April 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This ain’t no disco. Ain’t no country club either
- me talking to the strung out burglar who just broke into my house moments before he stabs me
- me talking to the strung out burglar who just broke into my house moments before he stabs me
How to stop existing
April 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
How to stop existing
the masculine urge to die violently fighting in battle
April 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
the masculine urge to die violently fighting in battle
Reposted by Macaulay Sulkin'
April 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I’ve been close friends with this guy for like a year and he is well aware I play in a metal band and he has apparently literally never listened to us until today when he learned our bassist is a super hot dude. I guess these days you gotta use everything you got to get them streams
April 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I’ve been close friends with this guy for like a year and he is well aware I play in a metal band and he has apparently literally never listened to us until today when he learned our bassist is a super hot dude. I guess these days you gotta use everything you got to get them streams
So last night at the gym I made fun of a sov cit guy and told another guy that if he’s going to school to be a cop he is just in training to be the next wave of brown shirts so anyway I think I need a new gym
April 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
So last night at the gym I made fun of a sov cit guy and told another guy that if he’s going to school to be a cop he is just in training to be the next wave of brown shirts so anyway I think I need a new gym
Love when a song takes like seven minutes to get to the good part (genuine)
April 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Love when a song takes like seven minutes to get to the good part (genuine)
There’s this guy in my office who exclusively listens to classical music because he “doesn’t like music with words” and I’m gonna try to trick him into liking post rock
April 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
There’s this guy in my office who exclusively listens to classical music because he “doesn’t like music with words” and I’m gonna try to trick him into liking post rock
Can someone please tell me if camo pants are cool again I really can’t tell and I need to know for science
April 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Can someone please tell me if camo pants are cool again I really can’t tell and I need to know for science
uhhh cried today with a client when I won her everything she needed to start a new life from her abuser some days are better than others
April 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
uhhh cried today with a client when I won her everything she needed to start a new life from her abuser some days are better than others
two chances to catch WILBUR coming up if you live in the twin cities and like doom metal
April 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
two chances to catch WILBUR coming up if you live in the twin cities and like doom metal
April Fool’s Day is just April Normal Guy’s Day to a mf like me
April 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
April Fool’s Day is just April Normal Guy’s Day to a mf like me
Oh good it’s the day every brand makes a boring and outdated joke
April 1, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Oh good it’s the day every brand makes a boring and outdated joke
Jordan Petersen interviewing Dave Matthews:
JP: Now, the marching of the ants, is this governed by some hierarchical structure? One supposed it is the ant who wakes up first in the morning who leads them, yes?
DM: candyMAN teasING the THOUGHTS of a SWEET TOOTH tortured by WEIGHT loss
JP: Now, the marching of the ants, is this governed by some hierarchical structure? One supposed it is the ant who wakes up first in the morning who leads them, yes?
DM: candyMAN teasING the THOUGHTS of a SWEET TOOTH tortured by WEIGHT loss
March 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Jordan Petersen interviewing Dave Matthews:
JP: Now, the marching of the ants, is this governed by some hierarchical structure? One supposed it is the ant who wakes up first in the morning who leads them, yes?
DM: candyMAN teasING the THOUGHTS of a SWEET TOOTH tortured by WEIGHT loss
JP: Now, the marching of the ants, is this governed by some hierarchical structure? One supposed it is the ant who wakes up first in the morning who leads them, yes?
DM: candyMAN teasING the THOUGHTS of a SWEET TOOTH tortured by WEIGHT loss
Reposted by Macaulay Sulkin'
Sorry texting a little too fast! 😅 Yeah so we saw a target go in his girlfriend’s building and just collapsed the whole thing down on everyone inside!
Oh nice! ❤️✝️👍
Oh nice! ❤️✝️👍
March 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Sorry texting a little too fast! 😅 Yeah so we saw a target go in his girlfriend’s building and just collapsed the whole thing down on everyone inside!
Oh nice! ❤️✝️👍
Oh nice! ❤️✝️👍