EmployeeAMillion
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24 yo animation reviewer. If your opinions differ from mine, you’re likely smarter than me. He-Him/NZ/autist/world’s biggest Goodfeathers fan
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Above: Me coping.

I’m sorry, I’m enjoying the games again, but going from 3 games at $60 to 2 games at $80 is textbook shrinkflation. I don’t care they’re my favourite games ever.

They’re cheaper down here, but I still had to split the bill with my uncle. Haven’t had to do that in years.
employeeamillion.bsky.social
Fact: You haven’t got your money’s worth out of Super Mario Galaxy 2 until you’ve met every Whittle and heard what they have to say.
employeeamillion.bsky.social
I’ve caught up with The Amazing Digital Circus, and I’d just like to say Gangle does not represent my country’s people or culture.

(Any self-respecting New Zealander would’ve brought a Buzzy Bee)
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I think you’ve done a good job over the years of giving every member of the family (except Maggie) an equal level of focus. I’ve never liked “the Homer show” or “the Bart show” narratives myself, and I guess an aversion to any Lisa focus can come out of those.
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Artwork used internally at DIC Entertainment during the production of the Super Mario World cartoon, replacing Marge Simpson with Mario. According to a former DIC employee, this was made due to an inside joke at the studio, though the exact nature of the joke has been lost.
employeeamillion.bsky.social
I’ll be incredibly surprised if John Swartzwelder, Jon Vitti and George Meyer return as writers. The first movie was their last fling with The Simpsons, and no matter what you think of that movie, their contributions helped give it some credence as a canon part of the series.
employeeamillion.bsky.social
I’ll be very surprised if they bring back Russ Cargill, Harry Plopper and all that stuff. This could be like the SpongeBob sequels where they go on an unrelated (albeit similarly structured) adventure. I could be wrong though.
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all-new The Simpsons movie coming July 23, 2027
employeeamillion.bsky.social
I wonder if the ladder thing was a Clarissa Explains It All reference, or if boyfriends and girlfriends sneaking into each other’s bedrooms through windows was the style at the time.
employeeamillion.bsky.social
What? You didn’t care for The Godfather?
employeeamillion.bsky.social
Michael Eisner’s trending, so let me say this.

Americans decrying current CEOs/powerful figures while going back and glazing the old ones as if they would do no wrong rn will never not be sad, funny & fascinating. A lot of you yanks are cool, but your culture trains you to worship power. It’s nuts.
employeeamillion.bsky.social
I got confused because I opened up my feed and just saw “Zootopia” then “Jared” and “South Park” without any further context.
employeeamillion.bsky.social
Spoilers for the new Futurama season:

Another classic sci-fi story referenced.
employeeamillion.bsky.social
I think they picked them out by splitting the show up into 2-season chunks, which is why Poochie is 2 years early. They probably just thought “Season 7-8 were written in 1995 & 1996” unaccounting for the individual episodes’ airdates.
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Happy 32nd anniversary to my favorite show!! I don’t really have much new art of these guys, but I did draw this a few days ago!
employeeamillion.bsky.social
Down where I live, the Super Mario Galaxy re-releases are retailing for a high price, but it’s not completely out of reason for 2 of the best games ever. Looks higher, but as you can see, our dollar is way lower than in Burgerville. I think this is a tariff thing.

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Woah. Hey guys. Welcome to EB Games. Let me guess. Copy that.
employeeamillion.bsky.social
And now, Nintendo are getting in early on the Super Mario Galaxy nostalgia, now that the zoomers who grew up with the duology have…actually, they don’t have much disposable income.
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Super Mario Sunshine from 2002 got some love just shy of its 20th anniversary. “Love” in quotes for the first example.
employeeamillion.bsky.social
Super Mario 64 released in 1996, and Super Mario Oddysey released 21 years later, bringing back the sandbox style 3D platforming environments and Peach’s Castle.
employeeamillion.bsky.social
Does this need an explanation?
employeeamillion.bsky.social
Super Mario World introduced the Star World in 1990/1. New Mario U brought it back in 2012, and 3D World put the “World” back in the title in 2013.
employeeamillion.bsky.social
Super Mario Land released on Game Boy in 1989. and Super Mario Bros. 3 gave us the Tanooki Suit around the same time (a year earlier in Japan, a year later in the States). 21-23 years later, Tanooki Suits and portables with “Land” in the title were back in style.