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yapping. immersive and woke. if I know you irl I am probably a bit scared that you found this. she/they (:
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Do you think getting a Na’vi avatar body is cheaper than getting bottom surgery and FFS. Like I bet if you were just like “yes sir general sir I need a female avatar body for uhhh guerrilla warfare reasons” you could get a free cat pussy and just sort of fuck off into the woods to do space peyote
December 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
relationships are too expensive
December 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
remove the evil twink and/or evil twink seeker from your life and things will get better FAST
December 23, 2025 at 9:57 AM
im so hungry my tummy rumbly im so nonomnompilled i want food all of the time give me food
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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There’s a moment in Avatar 3 where all the space whales hold a big space whale conference and they perfectly render the water vibrating from it singing so well that it makes you forget how fucking stupid that is.
December 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
December 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
recruitment / hiring / everything to do with finding work is absolutely terrible and inhumane 💋
December 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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big mood
When my Uma is depressed

#umamusume #ウマ娘 #Goldship
December 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
@1ofthedolls
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
funny meme spotify unwrapped giggleworthy funnies #lol #lmao #rofl
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Not to mention how totally soulless and insipid this is. What makes Efteling so special is the human touch, and this is the anthesis of that. Shame on whoever allowed this, I hope the fanbase kicks up a fuss.
Considering how important being environmentally conscious is to the Efteling brand (supposedly), this feels extremely hypocritical. Just because it might not directly affect their carbon emissions doesn't mean the tech behind it isn't incredibly bad for the environment🙄
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
i am not unemployed. i am merely ployed (not employed enough)
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
let's bians
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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gestalzerfall is when i run through a friend group of white trans women who all have the same haircut
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
sometimes good things happen whilst worse and better things happen elsewhere
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 AM
i love trans women (not biased)
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
test track 3.0 is greenwashing and corporate synergy galore. but it is fun
November 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
just had a dream that "i corsari" had an insanely long drop in the dark which gave you airtime and felt extremely dangerous without any restraints
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
whenever I get sad I remember that I grew my own boobs through brute force and that's pretty cool
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
what do i need to eat at epic universe? (no meat 😇)
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
heyyy, hr..

can you please give me an interview so that I can stop spiralling about waiting months for a response?

thanks in advance!!!
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
just do things; everything is temporary!!!
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
as much as I love theme parks, the rampant consumerism that comes with it is actually sickening.
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 AM