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Agreed. Toilets are death traps.
February 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Agreed. Toilets are death traps.
Bless you for your business.
February 15, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Bless you for your business.
Hey pal! My sympathy is gonna cost you for every condolence.
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Hey pal! My sympathy is gonna cost you for every condolence.
Can I ask for one more?
February 15, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Can I ask for one more?
Hey... how could a chore like this jollify someone, anywho?!
February 15, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Hey... how could a chore like this jollify someone, anywho?!
I CAN'T GO ON! I WON'T ACHIEVE ANYTHING!! S-SOMEONE, PWEASE END MY SUFFEWING!!
February 15, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I CAN'T GO ON! I WON'T ACHIEVE ANYTHING!! S-SOMEONE, PWEASE END MY SUFFEWING!!
Bless you for your business.
February 15, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Bless you for your business.
I'm afraid that the smoke here is polluting our lungs—
February 15, 2026 at 11:46 AM
I'm afraid that the smoke here is polluting our lungs—
Who else is involved in the decision-making?
February 15, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Who else is involved in the decision-making?
(It's not functioning. That's concerning.)
February 15, 2026 at 9:47 AM
(It's not functioning. That's concerning.)
Turrón? TURRÓN?!
February 15, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Turrón? TURRÓN?!
Worry not, you are still a child of G0D.
February 15, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Worry not, you are still a child of G0D.
Time to get to work!
February 15, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Time to get to work!
(This isn't the BATHROOM.)
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 AM
(This isn't the BATHROOM.)
Can I ask for one more?
February 15, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Can I ask for one more?
Without your permission, may I check it out?
February 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Without your permission, may I check it out?
Who else is involved in the decision-making?
February 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Who else is involved in the decision-making?
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Ahh, auction day... These are the utmost grand of days!
February 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Ahh, auction day... These are the utmost grand of days!
Babies or pets?
February 14, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Babies or pets?
WHY IS EVEWYONE PUNCHING ME SO SOFTWY TODAY?! QUIT THE HITTING AND FINISH THE JOB!!!
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
WHY IS EVEWYONE PUNCHING ME SO SOFTWY TODAY?! QUIT THE HITTING AND FINISH THE JOB!!!
Good sir, your safety concerns are valid! However, you must be able to see that this is very important. Very, very important. Very, very and much, much... imperch.
February 14, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Good sir, your safety concerns are valid! However, you must be able to see that this is very important. Very, very important. Very, very and much, much... imperch.
YOU'RE ALL LIVING A LIE!!!
February 14, 2026 at 7:46 PM
YOU'RE ALL LIVING A LIE!!!