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(I am cutting in line.)
January 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM
(I am cutting in line.)
I need to get back to my deplorable j-job...
January 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I need to get back to my deplorable j-job...
Say, why all the tears? Aren't you supposed to be cheering?
January 6, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Say, why all the tears? Aren't you supposed to be cheering?
Well, the timeless journeys through this play(s) always are familiar. Every time, I acknowledged the enjoyment and pleasure...
January 6, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Well, the timeless journeys through this play(s) always are familiar. Every time, I acknowledged the enjoyment and pleasure...
Huh. Seems I'm out of the loop. Shall we review the job description?
January 6, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Huh. Seems I'm out of the loop. Shall we review the job description?
Verily! You preach true, honest words.
January 6, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Verily! You preach true, honest words.
(This isn't the BATHROOM.)
January 6, 2026 at 8:31 AM
(This isn't the BATHROOM.)
NoooOOOOOOOOoooo! Must I assume there is no escape from these lands until that door opens?
Well, how much longer until the next celebration?
Well, how much longer until the next celebration?
January 6, 2026 at 7:30 AM
NoooOOOOOOOOoooo! Must I assume there is no escape from these lands until that door opens?
Well, how much longer until the next celebration?
Well, how much longer until the next celebration?
I have some urgent information to communicate to my pal Moony.
January 6, 2026 at 6:32 AM
I have some urgent information to communicate to my pal Moony.
Huh. Seems I'm out of the loop. Shall we review the job description?
January 6, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Huh. Seems I'm out of the loop. Shall we review the job description?
Ahaha...! YOU look like a fellow entrepreneur. Let me shake your hand and collect your genius germs.
January 6, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Ahaha...! YOU look like a fellow entrepreneur. Let me shake your hand and collect your genius germs.
Ahhhhh... Pardon me, my head hurts so much... Do you have any coffee? Any milk? Any bathroom?
January 6, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Ahhhhh... Pardon me, my head hurts so much... Do you have any coffee? Any milk? Any bathroom?
(ungodly demonic screeching and sobbing)
January 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
(ungodly demonic screeching and sobbing)
Well, the timeless journeys through this play(s) always are familiar. Every time, I acknowledged the enjoyment and pleasure...
January 6, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Well, the timeless journeys through this play(s) always are familiar. Every time, I acknowledged the enjoyment and pleasure...
I have some urgent information to communicate to my pal Moony.
January 6, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I have some urgent information to communicate to my pal Moony.
Are you poor with words or what?! Let's TALK, YOU CHEAP ASSISTANT!
January 5, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Are you poor with words or what?! Let's TALK, YOU CHEAP ASSISTANT!
(It's much better when it's working.)
January 5, 2026 at 9:20 PM
(It's much better when it's working.)
Do you by the chanced of chances know how to reach the GE̵̡̛͎̒̄́͗̊̈́̈̍͝N̵̝̹̄̓͆̽̋͒͊̓͝͠I̴̡̨̙̻͑̍́̂̈́͠ͅE BATHROOM?
January 5, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Do you by the chanced of chances know how to reach the GE̵̡̛͎̒̄́͗̊̈́̈̍͝N̵̝̹̄̓͆̽̋͒͊̓͝͠I̴̡̨̙̻͑̍́̂̈́͠ͅE BATHROOM?
Turrón? TURRÓN?!
January 5, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Turrón? TURRÓN?!
Agreed. Toilets are death traps.
January 5, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Agreed. Toilets are death traps.
Huh. Seems I'm out of the loop. Shall we review the job description?
January 5, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Huh. Seems I'm out of the loop. Shall we review the job description?
Turrón? Turrón! Turrón! TURRÓN!
January 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Turrón? Turrón! Turrón! TURRÓN!
May I see it, please?
January 5, 2026 at 3:13 PM
May I see it, please?