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Could you tell me everything you know about this GEN̴̗͉̹̘̲͎̅̉̌̈́͊͒̿͘͝͠I̵̡̧͍̘̼͔̗̫̟̱̥̎͂͛̍̂̂̃͆̏̉̏̽͝͠Ê̸̠͍͎̰̫̹͍͎͈̬̻͋͒̀̋̊̀͝ͅ— Bathroom?
January 1, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Could you tell me everything you know about this GEN̴̗͉̹̘̲͎̅̉̌̈́͊͒̿͘͝͠I̵̡̧͍̘̼͔̗̫̟̱̥̎͂͛̍̂̂̃͆̏̉̏̽͝͠Ê̸̠͍͎̰̫̹͍͎͈̬̻͋͒̀̋̊̀͝ͅ— Bathroom?
Huh! I think I get it! It's a story of silent movements! How marvelous and interesting!
January 1, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Huh! I think I get it! It's a story of silent movements! How marvelous and interesting!
I... I crave freedom and, and the G— BATHROOM is my only escape!
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I... I crave freedom and, and the G— BATHROOM is my only escape!
I'm horrendously sorry, but I've been assigned to a sacred mission and I ought to make haste.
December 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I'm horrendously sorry, but I've been assigned to a sacred mission and I ought to make haste.
Understood: aim for the target.
December 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Understood: aim for the target.
P0m'V J3 GIGHT1CK T3W
December 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
P0m'V J3 GIGHT1CK T3W
I am f-feeling sick in this p-place.
December 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I am f-feeling sick in this p-place.
What now? Are you gonna shoot me or somethin'?! C'MON! DO IT!
December 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
What now? Are you gonna shoot me or somethin'?! C'MON! DO IT!
Would you kindly reveal the wish you made to me?
December 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Would you kindly reveal the wish you made to me?
Oh no no no, I absolutely am! I don't know about you, but I sure can smell it!
December 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Oh no no no, I absolutely am! I don't know about you, but I sure can smell it!
Why would I know?! I'm too stupid to even imagine anything...
December 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Why would I know?! I'm too stupid to even imagine anything...
Nice weather! What conspiracies are we cooking on the menu today?
December 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Nice weather! What conspiracies are we cooking on the menu today?
I wanna go home... I don't— I don't wike this pawty... I'm awwergic to peopwe!
December 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I wanna go home... I don't— I don't wike this pawty... I'm awwergic to peopwe!
Hark! I believe I'm in dire need of your services to learn my current whereabouts.
December 31, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Hark! I believe I'm in dire need of your services to learn my current whereabouts.
Bless you for your business.
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Bless you for your business.
(This isn't the BATHROOM.)
December 31, 2025 at 9:34 AM
(This isn't the BATHROOM.)
Huh! I think I get it! It's a story of silent movements! How marvelous and interesting!
December 31, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Huh! I think I get it! It's a story of silent movements! How marvelous and interesting!
Huh. Seems I'm out of the loop. Shall we review the job description?
December 31, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Huh. Seems I'm out of the loop. Shall we review the job description?
Of course! Delighted to help a business fellow.
December 31, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Of course! Delighted to help a business fellow.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE ANYTHING, BUT YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT SOME REAL BULLSHIT HERE!!! YOU'RE A FLUKE!!!
December 31, 2025 at 5:28 AM
YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE ANYTHING, BUT YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT SOME REAL BULLSHIT HERE!!! YOU'RE A FLUKE!!!
Was that a rain-rock I just felt?
December 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Was that a rain-rock I just felt?
(This isn't the BATHROOM.)
December 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
(This isn't the BATHROOM.)
Awww... I fewt wudeness in that sentence, siw!
December 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Awww... I fewt wudeness in that sentence, siw!
(ungodly demonic screeching and sobbing)
December 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
(ungodly demonic screeching and sobbing)