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@envy.bsky.social
the only real enby • NOT A WOMAN • notorious Steam Family Share golddigger • reskeets are an endorsement of OPs entire sexual history
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the only list that matters on bsky . app !!

go.bsky.app/3HPMfcu
February 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
im politically homeless within the left {i find both hasan and newsome insufferable}
February 16, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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mfs be like "the alphabet mafia isnt real"

okay then explain this
February 15, 2026 at 8:17 AM
you: in a catholic schoolgirl fit

me: also in the same fit

location: closet in my apartment

scene: making out and softly whimpering while pretending we dont want headmistress to find out
I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
February 15, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
February 15, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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go go gadget car exhaust
February 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Hot girl I met at the Boston Public Market is my former boss' daughter who i met a single time at a luncheon

i have such an eye for cringe bisexual women, i meet them once and apparently lock in their coordinates forever
February 13, 2026 at 2:49 PM
there are three genders
February 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
VINDICATED
February 11, 2026 at 6:21 PM
had a dream that i had a third eye socket but it was constantly bleeding and had no eye but kept oozing eye-sized blood clots

it was very souls-core
February 9, 2026 at 6:19 PM
groupchat is arguing about the move to putting farewell in gamechanger category & its looped back to the classic "commander players are bad and never run enough removal" conclusion
February 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
good morning its a beautiful new day in coastal america
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 PM
woke is back but its latino this time

they're calling it despertó
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
gaga at the superbowl woke is so back
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
when i was in highschool i put on a fagccent so more emo girls would hang out with me

it was like comphomo, i wanted attention from queer girlies so i pretended to be fruitier than i was
February 7, 2026 at 9:38 PM
FUCK YEAH I LOVE MY COUNTRY MASSACHUSETTS
February 7, 2026 at 5:03 PM
i had a dream i met biggie smalls in one of the section 8 apartments i grew up in and he told me i was fake

then i had a dream i was in an internship program at a fortune 500 and an evil twink was encouraging me to let go of caring for other people and become a capitalist
February 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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JD Vance looks like yassified Chucky
February 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
can i get some opinions on this card?

pros: its removal, its a counterspell, its graveyard hate, its kind of protection, and its recursion

cons: 3 mana, pip intensive

the deck would be atraxa bracket 3 or derevi bracket 4
February 6, 2026 at 9:02 PM
hey @gavinverhey.bsky.social yall should unban balance bc its cool and also its balanced it says so in the name

i promise i will be responsible and only use it fairly and can be trusted with it

thx
February 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
whenever a magic player refers to "Yellowhat" i just picture this
February 6, 2026 at 5:07 PM
this was the coolest vintage cube deck ive ever built holy shit
February 6, 2026 at 6:27 AM
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i am NOT a woman, i am an agp closeted theyfab butch lesbian female crossdresser MILF with a forcefem kink. learn the difference!!!
February 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
if italians are white then why is the spaghetti in the "international" isle at my grocery store huh
February 5, 2026 at 8:11 PM
cancelled for not following ableism-informed post-covid masking policies while at the no loads refused pimped out cumdump event
February 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM