🖤 envy 🖤
@envy.bsky.social
alleged Blaziken simp • NOT A WOMAN • notorious Steam Family Share golddigger
• reskeets are an endorsement of OPs entire sexual history
• reskeets are an endorsement of OPs entire sexual history
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@envy.bsky.social
· Mar 1
hot bisexual slid into my DMs saying she wants to make me her princess for an evening
bros dont let me fumble this i need a win
bros dont let me fumble this i need a win
December 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
hot bisexual slid into my DMs saying she wants to make me her princess for an evening
bros dont let me fumble this i need a win
bros dont let me fumble this i need a win
dawg how do i not be so angry and jaded all of the time its exhausting
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
dawg how do i not be so angry and jaded all of the time its exhausting
explaining transgender to my middle aged coworker: "so you know that one song 'Lola'? yeah that one by the kinks"
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
explaining transgender to my middle aged coworker: "so you know that one song 'Lola'? yeah that one by the kinks"
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warner brothers this, warner brothers that. why don’t you ever warn a brother when ICE is on my block huh
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
warner brothers this, warner brothers that. why don’t you ever warn a brother when ICE is on my block huh
every once in awhile when my account feels too monetizable i like to post some really out of pocket tmi shit or a nude just to scare off the fairweather followers
its like firing a glock in my backyard to keep property taxes down & slow gentrification
its like firing a glock in my backyard to keep property taxes down & slow gentrification
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
every once in awhile when my account feels too monetizable i like to post some really out of pocket tmi shit or a nude just to scare off the fairweather followers
its like firing a glock in my backyard to keep property taxes down & slow gentrification
its like firing a glock in my backyard to keep property taxes down & slow gentrification
sticking it in her soft and slow and quietly moaning "chat is this anything?"
December 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
sticking it in her soft and slow and quietly moaning "chat is this anything?"
New Panties
Don't Fit
Round Ass
😔
Don't Fit
Round Ass
😔
December 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
New Panties
Don't Fit
Round Ass
😔
Don't Fit
Round Ass
😔
me: haha can you believe they predicted we'd all be having sex with robots by the end of 2025? As if, clankers!!
the $400 sex machine pounding my asshole: -.. --- / .. / -- . .- -. / -. --- - .... .. -. --. / - --- / -.-- --- ..- ..--..
the $400 sex machine pounding my asshole: -.. --- / .. / -- . .- -. / -. --- - .... .. -. --. / - --- / -.-- --- ..- ..--..
December 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
me: haha can you believe they predicted we'd all be having sex with robots by the end of 2025? As if, clankers!!
the $400 sex machine pounding my asshole: -.. --- / .. / -- . .- -. / -. --- - .... .. -. --. / - --- / -.-- --- ..- ..--..
the $400 sex machine pounding my asshole: -.. --- / .. / -- . .- -. / -. --- - .... .. -. --. / - --- / -.-- --- ..- ..--..
ive failed u @falloutboy.bsky.social im only in ur top 0.5% listeners down from 0.05% last year
I will accept ritual beheading by renowned katana master Pete Wentz promptly
also how in the world do i have more followers than yall thats so funny
I will accept ritual beheading by renowned katana master Pete Wentz promptly
also how in the world do i have more followers than yall thats so funny
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
ive failed u @falloutboy.bsky.social im only in ur top 0.5% listeners down from 0.05% last year
I will accept ritual beheading by renowned katana master Pete Wentz promptly
also how in the world do i have more followers than yall thats so funny
I will accept ritual beheading by renowned katana master Pete Wentz promptly
also how in the world do i have more followers than yall thats so funny
fit today was pretty good, btw
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
fit today was pretty good, btw
I still think about this anytime I wear a skirt, like today when a strong breeze went by and my first thought was "My mom is a freak huh"
I know blanchardism isnt real becuase the most AGP thing I've heard in my life was said by my cisgay mother
I was complaining about how skirts are scary because of accidentally flashing your panties to people, and she said "yeah but that's part of the fun, right? the rush of vulnerability?"
I was complaining about how skirts are scary because of accidentally flashing your panties to people, and she said "yeah but that's part of the fun, right? the rush of vulnerability?"
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I still think about this anytime I wear a skirt, like today when a strong breeze went by and my first thought was "My mom is a freak huh"
I know blanchardism isnt real becuase the most AGP thing I've heard in my life was said by my cisgay mother
I was complaining about how skirts are scary because of accidentally flashing your panties to people, and she said "yeah but that's part of the fun, right? the rush of vulnerability?"
I was complaining about how skirts are scary because of accidentally flashing your panties to people, and she said "yeah but that's part of the fun, right? the rush of vulnerability?"
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I know blanchardism isnt real becuase the most AGP thing I've heard in my life was said by my cisgay mother
I was complaining about how skirts are scary because of accidentally flashing your panties to people, and she said "yeah but that's part of the fun, right? the rush of vulnerability?"
I was complaining about how skirts are scary because of accidentally flashing your panties to people, and she said "yeah but that's part of the fun, right? the rush of vulnerability?"
hot they/thems love having a little morning crashout-and-cry at incredibly inopportune times !!
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
hot they/thems love having a little morning crashout-and-cry at incredibly inopportune times !!
in the delivery room rn
{me & another tgirl are building a new PC for her}
{me & another tgirl are building a new PC for her}
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
in the delivery room rn
{me & another tgirl are building a new PC for her}
{me & another tgirl are building a new PC for her}
commuter rail my beloved thank you for delivering me to the promised land
I HATE IT HERE I HATE IT HERE FUCK TRAFFIC
LET ME GO HOME LET ME GO HOME LET ME GO HOME
LET ME GO HOME LET ME GO HOME LET ME GO HOME
November 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
commuter rail my beloved thank you for delivering me to the promised land
I HATE IT HERE I HATE IT HERE FUCK TRAFFIC
LET ME GO HOME LET ME GO HOME LET ME GO HOME
LET ME GO HOME LET ME GO HOME LET ME GO HOME
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I HATE IT HERE I HATE IT HERE FUCK TRAFFIC
LET ME GO HOME LET ME GO HOME LET ME GO HOME
LET ME GO HOME LET ME GO HOME LET ME GO HOME
its crazy how much i hate central Massachusetts given how much i love eastern and western mass
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
its crazy how much i hate central Massachusetts given how much i love eastern and western mass
sometimes i think having a really young mom is fun because we are very open with each other
then she tells me all the times she's sold her underwear to internet pervs for extra cash
then she tells me all the times she's sold her underwear to internet pervs for extra cash
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
sometimes i think having a really young mom is fun because we are very open with each other
then she tells me all the times she's sold her underwear to internet pervs for extra cash
then she tells me all the times she's sold her underwear to internet pervs for extra cash
anyone more kinky than me is a vile freak and anyone less kinky than me is boring prude
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
anyone more kinky than me is a vile freak and anyone less kinky than me is boring prude
trying to convine my mother to move to boston so i can take her to Intergenerational lesbian coffee hour where the octogenarians harvard dykes can help me convert her to being a socialist
November 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
trying to convine my mother to move to boston so i can take her to Intergenerational lesbian coffee hour where the octogenarians harvard dykes can help me convert her to being a socialist
just found out my mom doesnt know who mussolini is or that Italy ever had fascism.
she was like "no italy rules our family is from there!"
and i was like 'so true sandra, when did pur family move here?'
she said "uhh in the 1920s i think"
she was like "no italy rules our family is from there!"
and i was like 'so true sandra, when did pur family move here?'
she said "uhh in the 1920s i think"
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
just found out my mom doesnt know who mussolini is or that Italy ever had fascism.
she was like "no italy rules our family is from there!"
and i was like 'so true sandra, when did pur family move here?'
she said "uhh in the 1920s i think"
she was like "no italy rules our family is from there!"
and i was like 'so true sandra, when did pur family move here?'
she said "uhh in the 1920s i think"
i bet being an oyster and having a pearl removed feels good as fuck
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i bet being an oyster and having a pearl removed feels good as fuck