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the only real enby • NOT A WOMAN • notorious Steam Family Share golddigger • reskeets are an endorsement of OPs entire sexual history
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mfs be like "the alphabet mafia isnt real"
okay then explain this
okay then explain this
February 15, 2026 at 8:17 AM
mfs be like "the alphabet mafia isnt real"
okay then explain this
okay then explain this
you: in a catholic schoolgirl fit
me: also in the same fit
location: closet in my apartment
scene: making out and softly whimpering while pretending we dont want headmistress to find out
me: also in the same fit
location: closet in my apartment
scene: making out and softly whimpering while pretending we dont want headmistress to find out
I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
February 15, 2026 at 3:31 AM
you: in a catholic schoolgirl fit
me: also in the same fit
location: closet in my apartment
scene: making out and softly whimpering while pretending we dont want headmistress to find out
me: also in the same fit
location: closet in my apartment
scene: making out and softly whimpering while pretending we dont want headmistress to find out
I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
February 15, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
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go go gadget car exhaust
February 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
go go gadget car exhaust
Hot girl I met at the Boston Public Market is my former boss' daughter who i met a single time at a luncheon
i have such an eye for cringe bisexual women, i meet them once and apparently lock in their coordinates forever
i have such an eye for cringe bisexual women, i meet them once and apparently lock in their coordinates forever
February 13, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Hot girl I met at the Boston Public Market is my former boss' daughter who i met a single time at a luncheon
i have such an eye for cringe bisexual women, i meet them once and apparently lock in their coordinates forever
i have such an eye for cringe bisexual women, i meet them once and apparently lock in their coordinates forever
there are three genders
February 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
there are three genders
had a dream that i had a third eye socket but it was constantly bleeding and had no eye but kept oozing eye-sized blood clots
it was very souls-core
it was very souls-core
February 9, 2026 at 6:19 PM
had a dream that i had a third eye socket but it was constantly bleeding and had no eye but kept oozing eye-sized blood clots
it was very souls-core
it was very souls-core
groupchat is arguing about the move to putting farewell in gamechanger category & its looped back to the classic "commander players are bad and never run enough removal" conclusion
February 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
groupchat is arguing about the move to putting farewell in gamechanger category & its looped back to the classic "commander players are bad and never run enough removal" conclusion
good morning its a beautiful new day in coastal america
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 PM
good morning its a beautiful new day in coastal america
woke is back but its latino this time
they're calling it despertó
they're calling it despertó
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
woke is back but its latino this time
they're calling it despertó
they're calling it despertó
gaga at the superbowl woke is so back
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
gaga at the superbowl woke is so back
when i was in highschool i put on a fagccent so more emo girls would hang out with me
it was like comphomo, i wanted attention from queer girlies so i pretended to be fruitier than i was
it was like comphomo, i wanted attention from queer girlies so i pretended to be fruitier than i was
February 7, 2026 at 9:38 PM
when i was in highschool i put on a fagccent so more emo girls would hang out with me
it was like comphomo, i wanted attention from queer girlies so i pretended to be fruitier than i was
it was like comphomo, i wanted attention from queer girlies so i pretended to be fruitier than i was
FUCK YEAH I LOVE MY COUNTRY MASSACHUSETTS
February 7, 2026 at 5:03 PM
FUCK YEAH I LOVE MY COUNTRY MASSACHUSETTS
i had a dream i met biggie smalls in one of the section 8 apartments i grew up in and he told me i was fake
then i had a dream i was in an internship program at a fortune 500 and an evil twink was encouraging me to let go of caring for other people and become a capitalist
then i had a dream i was in an internship program at a fortune 500 and an evil twink was encouraging me to let go of caring for other people and become a capitalist
February 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
i had a dream i met biggie smalls in one of the section 8 apartments i grew up in and he told me i was fake
then i had a dream i was in an internship program at a fortune 500 and an evil twink was encouraging me to let go of caring for other people and become a capitalist
then i had a dream i was in an internship program at a fortune 500 and an evil twink was encouraging me to let go of caring for other people and become a capitalist
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JD Vance looks like yassified Chucky
February 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
JD Vance looks like yassified Chucky
can i get some opinions on this card?
pros: its removal, its a counterspell, its graveyard hate, its kind of protection, and its recursion
cons: 3 mana, pip intensive
the deck would be atraxa bracket 3 or derevi bracket 4
pros: its removal, its a counterspell, its graveyard hate, its kind of protection, and its recursion
cons: 3 mana, pip intensive
the deck would be atraxa bracket 3 or derevi bracket 4
February 6, 2026 at 9:02 PM
can i get some opinions on this card?
pros: its removal, its a counterspell, its graveyard hate, its kind of protection, and its recursion
cons: 3 mana, pip intensive
the deck would be atraxa bracket 3 or derevi bracket 4
pros: its removal, its a counterspell, its graveyard hate, its kind of protection, and its recursion
cons: 3 mana, pip intensive
the deck would be atraxa bracket 3 or derevi bracket 4
hey @gavinverhey.bsky.social yall should unban balance bc its cool and also its balanced it says so in the name
i promise i will be responsible and only use it fairly and can be trusted with it
thx
i promise i will be responsible and only use it fairly and can be trusted with it
thx
February 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
hey @gavinverhey.bsky.social yall should unban balance bc its cool and also its balanced it says so in the name
i promise i will be responsible and only use it fairly and can be trusted with it
thx
i promise i will be responsible and only use it fairly and can be trusted with it
thx
whenever a magic player refers to "Yellowhat" i just picture this
February 6, 2026 at 5:07 PM
whenever a magic player refers to "Yellowhat" i just picture this
this was the coolest vintage cube deck ive ever built holy shit
February 6, 2026 at 6:27 AM
this was the coolest vintage cube deck ive ever built holy shit
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i am NOT a woman, i am an agp closeted theyfab butch lesbian female crossdresser MILF with a forcefem kink. learn the difference!!!
February 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
i am NOT a woman, i am an agp closeted theyfab butch lesbian female crossdresser MILF with a forcefem kink. learn the difference!!!
if italians are white then why is the spaghetti in the "international" isle at my grocery store huh
February 5, 2026 at 8:11 PM
if italians are white then why is the spaghetti in the "international" isle at my grocery store huh
cancelled for not following ableism-informed post-covid masking policies while at the no loads refused pimped out cumdump event
February 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
cancelled for not following ableism-informed post-covid masking policies while at the no loads refused pimped out cumdump event
this is my biggest hubris fr
i would easily be happy with more money im built different
i would easily be happy with more money im built different
"I have so much money… but it is not making me happy…" buy better things. Skill issue
February 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
this is my biggest hubris fr
i would easily be happy with more money im built different
i would easily be happy with more money im built different
i love being just a community member dawg
went to the deli today for a sandwich and all these people were like "oh i was asking about you the other day we were wondering where you went"
makes me want to kill myself less when shit gets bad to be like 'oh that would make the deli sandwich lady sad'
went to the deli today for a sandwich and all these people were like "oh i was asking about you the other day we were wondering where you went"
makes me want to kill myself less when shit gets bad to be like 'oh that would make the deli sandwich lady sad'
February 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
i love being just a community member dawg
went to the deli today for a sandwich and all these people were like "oh i was asking about you the other day we were wondering where you went"
makes me want to kill myself less when shit gets bad to be like 'oh that would make the deli sandwich lady sad'
went to the deli today for a sandwich and all these people were like "oh i was asking about you the other day we were wondering where you went"
makes me want to kill myself less when shit gets bad to be like 'oh that would make the deli sandwich lady sad'