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@epinardianguardian.bsky.social

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"I want only the best for humanity and a prosperous and exciting future for ALL. Except for the Fascists, they can eat a dick"

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ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · Sep 20

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #141,339!

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #141,339, Ambassador of Noodles ‪@epinardianguardian.bsky.social‬, joined on Jun 21, 2023"

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ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 11h

Astral Projection conferences.

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ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 11h

The only thing that pisses me off more than this shit show, is the news ignoring it.

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PritzkerPosting @pritzkerposting.bsky.social · 12h

Chicago: Zero Regard for Safety, ICE Escalation in Chicago Leaves Baby in Harm’s Way

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ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 11h

Private Discord?

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 11h

Ugh, SPOILER ALERT

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 12h

Is there a website with a letter writing campaign so we can all tell him to stop breaking the law?

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Adelita for Congress @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social · 13h

Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?

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ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 12h

Sorry. I only have BlueSky and TikTok.

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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 12h

George Floyd should still be here to celebrate his 52nd birthday. His life sparked a movement, and our fight for justice, accountability, and humanity continues. We’ll never stop saying his name.

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ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 12h

Israel already breaking the ceasefire.
Pretend to be shocked folks.

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 13h

This frog has been hanging around for like 2 weeks in the same spot.

I tried to call the Frog "Buddy".

When I see them, I tell them all "Hey BUDDY" and wave, but for whatever reason I said Betty. So now I just say Hey Betty to this Frog.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Betty chilling inside in the Frog Habitat.

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 14h

Oh nice. I saw the video a few days ago and very quickly took the baker's side of the story.

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 14h

NEW: Adrian Fontes has CERTIFIED the results of the AZ-07 election of Adelita Grijalva. Mike Johnson is OUT of EXCUSES and should swear her in.

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ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 15h

Remember when people thought, that Trump was going to be the #Disclosure president. 😂😂😂

ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 16h

But he just wants Frogs to stop being gay.

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 17h

NEW: Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes threatens legal action if Mike Johnson continues to refuse to swear in Adelita Grijalva. www.politico.com/live-updates...

Arizona attorney general threatens legal action against Mike Johnson for failing to seat Adelita Grijalva

The Democrat accused Johnson of playing “political games” by delaying the swearing-in ceremony.

www.politico.com

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 17h

I hate to be a Debbie Downer but I wouldn't get too excited about a House Judiciary hearing with Jack Smith. If Mueller and Garland serve as examples, these guys tend to say very little beyond "no comment."