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Eric Jensen

@ericbikes.bsky.social

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Belligerent cyclist who thinks you can wait 5 fuqin seconds and not kill me. No motors on bike trails, you baby. Once weighed 235, now weigh 180 and can turn 235W all day. IQ not measured in room temp C. #fucktrump

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Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

It turns out I have no use for any social media.

Bluesky or Twitter or whatever; it is all just "opinions are like assholes, we all have one".

Bye.

Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

It turns out I have no use for any social media.

Bluesky or Twitter or whatever; it is all just "opinions are like assholes, we all have one".

Bye.

Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

Dumbest thing I have seen this week.

Marissa Tomei is fantastic. Jon Miller is an ass; whomever he is.

Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

Hey @fpwellman.bsky.social , this is why we cannot stop with veteran support. www.reddit.com/r/Interestin...

Just makes me so sad.

Ira Hayes, a Native American marine photographed raising the U.S. flag over Iwo Jima in 1945, becoming one of the most iconic images in history. Despite national fame after the war, he suffered massiv...

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Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

Please Joe Biden, abdicate on Jan 19. Please please please. It would make Trump's head explode and it means nothing.

Please?!

Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

When I feel like this (scared shitless) in AmeriKKKa as a mostly hetero guy, wow it must be just awful to be LGBTQIA+ in America.

I have no idea what I can do for you, but knowing I care that it sucks for you more is a help?

(If you need an escape we have a spare room and a nice view, DM me?)

Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

Let me ignore the FAFO dumbo conservative voter thing.

Motherfucker, I pay $450/mo and $7000 deductible, no copays, full price, for just my one ass. So fuck you in the first place before your foot amputation that you probably had to have from the diabetes you fat MAGA fuck.

Oops did not ignore it.

Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

HOWEVER, no info on a crumbling French govt.

HOWEVER, no info on a crumbling German Govt.

Both of which impact a LOT of things, not the least of which is our American retirement investments properly diversified.

Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

Sir, this is what happens with social media. You state an opinion. Others state an opinion. All kidding aside it is "opinions are like assholes we all have one".

I am unclear why I am trying Blueksy having eschewed Facebook 10+ years ago and Shitter 5 years ago, but it is The Deal on these things.

Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

"his voters" all 26% of them? Fuck that shit.

Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

I really do hate it when the only Sherlock Holmes "that which remains is the truth" answer is "welp, she fucked her way to the top".

Threw up in my mouth. I know it is wrong.

But damn, is there another answer? She is outclassed by a chunk of rotten pineapple on Oahu.

Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

This is where my head spins Mr Tribe: they have to be smart enough to know they need to ACT. But yet they don't do squadoosh. What the actual F?

"Fire! Fire!"

"Hold on I'm on the phone with Wayfair about the new patio furniture."

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

What changed? The same thing that in 3 hours of golf made him schlob the mushroom knob. Whatever it is: crossdressing (who cares), bathroom stall hijinx a la Larry Craig.

Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

I watched Stripes in 1981!

PICK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PICK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PICK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · Dec 5

TV chatterbox Pete Hegseth has promised not to drink while Secretary of Defense.

While being a drunk might *disqualify* Hegseth for the job, being sober doesn't *qualify* the totally inexperienced Hegseth for the job.

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Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

"But I bought your crypto! Hawk Tuah on my mushroom pencil now!"

It's like the dumbo in the strip bar who gives $1000 to the woman who I find later and say "that was great how you worked over Dennis...and she grins and asks me if I want lap dance - nope, cuz u r gorgeous but u no fuck me. #goodwork

Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

If you are willing to "throw down" for me, let me be clear, you can do whatever you want with your personal time.

Thank you.

Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

Huh. Huh. "Tiffany?" Huh.

Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

Anyone know the Neanderthal grunt for "shithead"?

Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

We deserve senators with more "critical to quality" than coached a football team.

You a football coach, fine. Take this IQ test and hit 110 please. Tuberville ON HIS BEST DAY EVERRRRRR couldn't hit 80.

Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

About 6 months ago, I said "ya know I have enough money to pay for news instead of doom-scrolling this crap pile from Google News. I narrowed it down to LA Times and NYT. Glad I choose NYT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

You have summarily hit the nail on the head.

She is the kid on the playground inept at dodgeball who wants to p[lay dodge ball. Get my wrench:

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ALT: Dodgewrench Dodgeball GIF

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Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

Dumbfuck Celebrity Apprentice?

This is literally insane behavior. Sociopathic.

Too bad euthanasia is not a human thing.

Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

I have 3 nephews: 1 has had a job in the last 6mo. They are 32-37yr. One has not worked in 2+yr. They live with their mother. She is on "Disability".

There is some fat to be trimmed. I am just a dumbfuck white guy in a chair so I don't know how. But they need a kick in the fuckin ass not $$$.

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Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

Tell all: she feels the need or has to read Miranda from her phone.

What a walking turd.

Eric Jensen @ericbikes.bsky.social · Dec 6

The thing is, this is WHAT IS IN THE OPEN. What could he then have done that opens him to blackmail from the <insert foreign thingy>?

...while they say they will still try to determining Hunter Biden is in fact Doctor Evil and developing laser-shooting sharks FFS.