Eric NMI
ericnmi.bsky.social
Eric NMI
@ericnmi.bsky.social
In-house counsel, health care. From the very cold part of the country. Interested in science and tech. Not as serious as I should be.

New to Bluesky Nov '24, and trying to re-create my Twitter feed from the Before times
YIKES.
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 8:05 PM
If this approach worked, Putin would be a Super Bowl champion.
January 15, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Don't Tread On Me crowd...anything to say about this? Anything?
January 13, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Reposted by Eric NMI
It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas
January 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Cool, our very own Mad King!
January 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I did not think I would live long enough to see a circus clown running the FBI.

These people have some sort of humiliation kink, except they want to rope the rest of us into it too
January 8, 2026 at 8:43 PM
How quickly federalist principles get abandoned when they are inconvenient
Noem on Minnesota officials: "They have not been cut out. They don't have any jurisdiction in this investigation."
January 8, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Reposted by Eric NMI
Stephen Miller, who wants the U.S. to steal Greenland and shake down Latin America, says: ”We live in a world … that is governed by force, that is governed by power. These are the iron laws of the world since the beginning of time.”
That‘s a criminal pretending that a civilized world is impossible.
January 6, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I have a kid starting college in 2026, so this is just fine
January 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Legal academics are a small and stingy market, though.

Social media pays a lot more, and just can't get enough Tricks That Legal Academics Don't Want You To Know
December 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Reposted by Eric NMI
If you're in or around NYC, this beautiful dog desperately needs a home. I guarantee he will make your hard days bearable and your best days better. Please consider adopting, so he doesn't have to suffer in this kennel.

This account also has some other great soon-to-be best friends in NYC
Zeke 241260
Kill Command
#NYCACC #AdoptMe
He is a cute 2 yr old with a great smile
A big teddy bear
Not faring well in kennel, jumping & spinning off kennel walls
Help save Zeke!
#Pledge4Rescue #foster #adopt
December 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Fortunately, the goalposts here came with pre-installed wheels.
December 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
You could also watch Homicide: Life on the Streets in the 90s.

Or any number of John Waters movies, if you prefer funny with your dysfunction.
December 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Meanwhile our forecast has a couple of days next week with highs in the 30s, and people are planning their picnics.
December 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Reposted by Eric NMI
December 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Reposted by Eric NMI
I have seen DOJ do some strange redactions before, but this is up there:
December 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The best scholarship always starts with the conclusion and works backwards to the evidence.
December 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Reposted by Eric NMI
Senator Durbin has had this explained to him multiple times. Getting rid of 230 doesn't help this, but will make it worse. It will make it impossible for smaller sites to exist (like this one) and will give MORE POWER to companies like Meta and X.

Why would Durbin want to do that?
Children are being exploited and abused because Big Tech consistently prioritizes profits over people.

Enough is enough. Time to sunset Section 230.
December 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My doctor says I'm not supposed to spend time around Nazi assholes though.

Sorry.
December 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Taking notes for my next fencing club Board meeting.

Happy Hour is genius, and I’m sure insurance will be cool about it
December 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Look, if "touchdowns are 6 points, not 1" is a rule in this game, it means the home team loses, so of course that isn't the rule. In this game. It will be the rule again next game.

It feels like you're not getting it, this is pretty simple? This is always how football has worked.
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I cannot understand looking at our world, and whatever problems and challenges we face and thinking "Things will improve with more violence."
MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°

Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
December 7, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Reposted by Eric NMI
Judge Behm: "LLMs do not perform the metacognitive processes that are necessary to comply with Rule 11" 🤖😵

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Memorandum Opinion & Order – #176 in Jarrus v. Governor of Michigan (E.D. Mich., 4:25-cv-11168) – CourtListener.com
OPINION and ORDER on Order to Show Cause and Imposing Sanctions for Use of Chat GPT (Fines to be paid by 2/2/2026). Signed by District Judge F. Kay Behm. (KCol)
storage.courtlistener.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Ragebait is already like, half the reason society is about to collapse into barbarism.

We don't need it in long form now, wtf.
December 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Not so great timing on this article, NPR.

Sheesh. This is one of the worst times to build a PC in quite a while - and once the current inventory of prebuilts is flushed out, they'll be brutally expensive too.
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM