Ersatz Doctor
@ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
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My philosophy explainer video channel: http://youtube.com/ThinkingAboutStuff PhD in philosophy. Community college prof. Mostly here for unserious philosophy jokes.
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ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
I visited the cesspool (Twitter) to capture some of my past tweets. Here are a few (and some evidence that I used to be at least sort of funny).
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fritschner.bsky.social
A few minutes ago in the House:

- Speaker Mike Johnson officially cancels votes next week, extending the House recess through a fourth week

- House Republicans block Democrats from passing a bill to pay the troops during the shutdown, ensuring they will miss paychecks next week
House Press Gallery: During today's pro forma session, the Clerk read a message from the Speaker designating Tuesday, October 14 through Sunday, October 19 as a district work period. Punchbowl's Briana Reilly: House gaveled in and out of its pro forma just now w/o recognizing Rep Elfreth, who was seeking to UC a mil pay bill from Rep Sykes. 

Elfreth told reporters after that House Dems stand “ready and willing to take” up standalone legislation to pay troops.
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
Everyone's talking about Trump not getting the peace prize, but no one's talking about how Ersatz Doctor got snubbed too. Just another example of discrimination against philosophy phds.
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
I’m usually good at anticipating republican spin on their absurd actions, but even I’m at a loss here. What could they possibly say is good about this?
thetnholler.bsky.social
Nothing says “America First” like letting another country put an Air Force base in Idaho
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
Slimy Mike Johnson and hypocrisy incarnate JD Vance have no limit to their sycophancy. They will lie through their teeth to preserve power and they’ve only been rewarded for it so far.

In short, even in the face of blatant evidence of Trump’s raping of young girls, they will deny and downplay it.
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
And if his base doesn’t leave him, Republicans in congress won’t either. This was clearly demonstrated by the R’s who disavowed him on Jan 6 who clearly assumed that would be the final straw for even MAGA. But as soon as they realized he didn’t lose support, they came running back.
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
Even if the Epstein files get released and Trump is everywhere in them, I don’t believe that will sink him. He’s proven time and time again that he can do and say whatever he wants, never admit guilt, and his base won’t leave him.
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
Johnny Cash…

the Man in Black…

the guy who played shows in prisons…

the guy they made a biopic of starring Joaquin Phoenix…

the guy still making hits in 2000 covering NIN songs…

…deeply uncool.
wsj.com
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.
Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.
on.wsj.com
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
A typo in my post about education? You better believe it’s staying in.
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
Colleges don’t just educate. They also issue degree which signals that a person has an education.

Once thing AI will almost certainly do is diminish the reliability—and so the value—of this signal.

Apart from in-class assessments, AI has made *measuring* knowledge and skill exceedingly difficult.
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
I know this is a joke, but a friend was just talking about how he watched an interview with @resistance.money talking about divine personality and now this joke hits different.
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eschwitz.bsky.social
New book in draft: AI and Consciousness [link in thread]
This book is a skeptical overview of the literature on AI and consciousness.
Anyone who emails me comments on the entire manuscript will be thanked in print and receive an appreciatively signed hard copy.
AI and Consciousness title page
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
“I do know they resisted the introduction… uh… the offering of national guard troops.” Are you fucking kidding me?
atrupar.com
Q: Do you agree that the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois should be in prison?

MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
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calebw.bsky.social
"Bondi defied Democrats". "Bondi goes on the attack".

What the hell's going on @nytimes.com with these double-meaning headlines, describing things in terms MAGA obviously desires? Report the goddam news:

Bondi refuses to answer for political corruption in the Justice Department.
Screen grab from NYT reporting on Bondi's appearance before Senate dems
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tenderlettuce.bsky.social
New pub from me today at Ethics & International Affairs (PhilPapers link: philpapers.org/rec/LENDMC + EIA link: www.cambridge.org/core/journal...)
Journal: Ethics & International Affairs, Cambridge University Press

Title: Detained Migrant Children, Autonomy, and Positive Duties

Author: Tyra Lennie

Abstract: Despite a heavy philosophical focus on issues pertaining to immigration, little discussion is taken up that examines the duties we owe to migrant children. This article works to bridge the gap between global justice literature and work on children’s autonomy and well-being. To capture what migrant children experience in the context of immigration and detention, the article examines the conditions on the island country of Nauru, where at least 222 migrant children experienced detention between the years of 2013 and 2019. Using this lived experience as an example, the article argues that we owe children specific positive duties, which are further supported by the Convention on the Rights of the Child. Throughout this article, the aim is to indicate how migrant children occupy a particularly vulnerable and nonautonomous status in the context of detention. Because of this, children are owed especially weighty positive duties that are not discussed in the current global justice literature.
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
Yeah. At least a book from the library of babel wouldn’t be plagiarism.
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
1. Young adulthood
2. Grad school / job market
3. Academia
bweslake.org
A perfect table of contents.
1 Happiness 1
2 Death 61
3 The Remainder of Life 106
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
Also I really like Chiang so I’d be curious to see what he actually said. (Side note: I have no idea what “ontologically untrue” means here.)
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
The irony of calling it a red herring and then immediately pivoting to the senate democrats as if they have anything to do with swearing in a newly elected house rep
acyn.bsky.social
Welker: They say the house is not in session because you don't want to swear in the newly elected democratic congresswoman who would be a critical vote to releasing the Epstein files.

Johnson: It's totally absurd. This has nothing to do with that. It's another red herring.
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
He’s compassionate like Francis, but he also brought back the big hat. It’s all about balance.
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
Btw I heard Glenn Beck actually suggest Texas (currently) has a right to secede if it wants in part because it was the only state that was its own country first (sorry California).
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
Setting aside the obvious irony so I can be a pedant: veggie tales wasn’t even aired on tv back then. You had to buy that shit oh VHS.
tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
so you were too stupid to understand the point of kid shows when you were a kid
ersatzdoctor.bsky.social
Outrageous. Unfollowing now.