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ersatzfusillade.bsky.social
penjamin button
@ersatzfusillade.bsky.social
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 14h
I hope my wife never sees this kind (she bakes for stress relief and we have so. much. butter.)

we don't discuss butter prices lmfao
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 15h
Dodge? Ram? Yes!
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 15h
youtu.be/65DNEpCTjsw?...
ODOT tells Ohioans to quit stopping in the middle of the highway
YouTube video by NBC4 Columbus
youtu.be
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 15h
Our department of transportation has had to issue a reminder that you shouldn't stop on the freeway because you missed your exit
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 15h
LOLIRL
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 15h
love it when 2 cats meander into the room with their heads covered in cobwebs 😑

this means they've found another hiding spot that i haven't thought about in at least a year

awesome
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 1d
no place in town has them in stock what the fuck is this madness
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 1d
fun stuff living in old houses: ground adapters

my dad was an electrician and sometimes when we would complain that we couldn't find one of the adapters, he would snatch whatever cord we were holding and pop the ground prong off 😂

Laptops, sure...not gonna chance it with the dryer though
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 1d
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 2d
I am still pondering the incredible sound design (Foley art)
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 3d
Weapons is finally streaming on HBO if you're into that sort of thing
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 3d
I love the controls but the camera in the first game was diabolical
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 5d
Little known fact: V was supposed to be about a fascist invasion but TV execs were like "they won't understand the nuance" so they changed it to aliens
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 6d
canada did a much better job with white house renovations when they did it, I gotta say
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 6d
we have 4 lol

• Betty; pictured above
• Matilda; she's earlier on the timeline
• Stewie (short for Stubert); he is a void boi
• Nicholas; a magnificent mittened orange flaff prince as evidenced below
A very fluffy and satisfied looking orange cat asleep on a red blanket
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 7d
omw to steal your dalmations
white ermine moth (spilosoma lubricipeda) — black and white moth with a fur collar and black antennae
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Jason @jxsxpx.bsky.social · 6d
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 6d
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 6d
it's a comfort film for me :D
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 6d
Her face is gonna pop like that jeep tire from so many years hence
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 6d
textin with da wife during work hours earlier
Text exchange: Sender: You: we need more cats Me: screaming on mute in a meeting at Betty [attached is a photo of a small black cat up on a shelf of tchochkes] Reply: Yeah, well, we still need more cats
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 6d
Because the ICE agent used his sidearm to break a window instead of the tool specifically designed by law enforcement to more easily drag people out of cars

Truly incredible work
numb.comfortab.ly Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 6d
Headline forgot to mention he was shot by an ICE agent.
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 6d
Family Ties
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 6d
I feel safer with juggalos than groypers and i'm the waspiest nerd
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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 6d
keep remembering/forgetting that I'm going to see a podcast tomorrow but it's a good one I promise

my wife gets me good gifts 😍