Esbee
@esbee92.bsky.social
Hockey. Also cats. The creatures not the musical. I watch a lot of Law & Order. Same name from the other place. She/Her
Should I have Sunday Scaries on Saturday?
January 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Should I have Sunday Scaries on Saturday?
THIS TEAM IS FRUSTRATING THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF ME
January 4, 2026 at 2:21 AM
THIS TEAM IS FRUSTRATING THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF ME
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Toews loses an edge and crashes into the boards, and they call it a trip on Ehlers. The officiating has ... not been great.
January 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Toews loses an edge and crashes into the boards, and they call it a trip on Ehlers. The officiating has ... not been great.
Ok I didn't want to get scored on but that was a cool goal
January 4, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Ok I didn't want to get scored on but that was a cool goal
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Warmies yapping between frenemies
January 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Warmies yapping between frenemies
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Getting revved up in the Motor City 🔥
January 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Getting revved up in the Motor City 🔥
Last night I dreamed my mom was screaming at me. And I went in to my brother in my dream and said "Isn't she dead? She's dead right? How is she still screaming at me?" It was a lovely night I tell you.
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Last night I dreamed my mom was screaming at me. And I went in to my brother in my dream and said "Isn't she dead? She's dead right? How is she still screaming at me?" It was a lovely night I tell you.
Been walking around the house trying to place some art. I have way more art than walls and I’m losing a room. 😢
January 3, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Been walking around the house trying to place some art. I have way more art than walls and I’m losing a room. 😢
“Your name is what? Calzone?”
“Falsone”
“Falsone”
January 3, 2026 at 6:23 AM
“Your name is what? Calzone?”
“Falsone”
“Falsone”
Thing I just confessed to my son while looking at pictures on reddit: Frank. I am looking at other cats.
January 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Thing I just confessed to my son while looking at pictures on reddit: Frank. I am looking at other cats.
Guess what I forgot to do today.
Have to make more dead people phone calls tomorrow. I dread it.
January 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Guess what I forgot to do today.
Just told him again. Still no lies detected.
Just told my cat he looks smug. I tell no lies.
January 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Just told him again. Still no lies detected.
Burning my dinner because I am in a war with a ratcheting screwdriver and a crappy screw that is starting to strip. This is the way.
January 3, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Burning my dinner because I am in a war with a ratcheting screwdriver and a crappy screw that is starting to strip. This is the way.
I was gonna say I was liking this 12 YO fella's tunes until he starting singing a song with my name in it😳
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I was gonna say I was liking this 12 YO fella's tunes until he starting singing a song with my name in it😳
Just cleaned the bathroom drains out with one of those plastic snakes with teeth because who needs an appetite anymore?
Yes I have one of those hair catcher things over the drain but STILL.
Yes I have one of those hair catcher things over the drain but STILL.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Just cleaned the bathroom drains out with one of those plastic snakes with teeth because who needs an appetite anymore?
Yes I have one of those hair catcher things over the drain but STILL.
Yes I have one of those hair catcher things over the drain but STILL.
Am I losing it or is the audio a tiny bit off of the video when Kenny and Edzo are talking?
January 3, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Am I losing it or is the audio a tiny bit off of the video when Kenny and Edzo are talking?
Ok this broadcast is annoying the shit out of me. I should probably just put it back on mute
January 3, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Ok this broadcast is annoying the shit out of me. I should probably just put it back on mute
I realize I dress like a dork but goddamn Tom Brady those glasses are AWFUL.
January 3, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I realize I dress like a dork but goddamn Tom Brady those glasses are AWFUL.
It's January 2nd. Why are you blowing stuff up outside and scaring the crap out of my cat who was sleeping soundly on me?
January 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM
It's January 2nd. Why are you blowing stuff up outside and scaring the crap out of my cat who was sleeping soundly on me?
Oh my I do not like these winter classic kits at all.
January 3, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Oh my I do not like these winter classic kits at all.
Looking the receipt for my cat's flea meds. "2 years 8 months 17.2 LBS." I forgot what he weighed. So he's little chunky ok?
January 3, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Looking the receipt for my cat's flea meds. "2 years 8 months 17.2 LBS." I forgot what he weighed. So he's little chunky ok?
Went in bathroom this morning. Turned on sink but not full blast. Could not figure out how I had water sprayed all over the counter and mirror. Blamed my cat. When I went to wipe it off realized last night I must have "missed" while applying this. Whoops. 🤦 The mirror looks FANTASTIC.
January 2, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Went in bathroom this morning. Turned on sink but not full blast. Could not figure out how I had water sprayed all over the counter and mirror. Blamed my cat. When I went to wipe it off realized last night I must have "missed" while applying this. Whoops. 🤦 The mirror looks FANTASTIC.
The guy across the hall is coughing. 😢 He has his door closed and I do too.
Please don’t let me get sick Please don’t let me get sick Please don’t let me get sick
Please don’t let me get sick Please don’t let me get sick Please don’t let me get sick
January 2, 2026 at 9:01 PM
The guy across the hall is coughing. 😢 He has his door closed and I do too.
Please don’t let me get sick Please don’t let me get sick Please don’t let me get sick
Please don’t let me get sick Please don’t let me get sick Please don’t let me get sick
Still disappointed about Jarvy and Robo. But excited Turbo and Seabass will be together again.
#NicknameAbuse
#NicknameAbuse
January 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Still disappointed about Jarvy and Robo. But excited Turbo and Seabass will be together again.
#NicknameAbuse
#NicknameAbuse
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It’s no guarantee but the first thing you should do if you see an outrageous story that’s just an image or screenshot or video with no link to a reputable source is to check the replies and see if someone is saying “that’s an AI fake.” And then don’t spread it either way because it’s not sourced.
January 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
It’s no guarantee but the first thing you should do if you see an outrageous story that’s just an image or screenshot or video with no link to a reputable source is to check the replies and see if someone is saying “that’s an AI fake.” And then don’t spread it either way because it’s not sourced.