Esbee
@esbee92.bsky.social
Hockey. Also cats. The creatures not the musical. I watch a lot of Law & Order. Same name from the other place. She/Her
Johnny is in a bad way. I’d still hit that.
a man wearing a black karate uniform and a headband is standing in front of a statue of a ninja .
ALT: a man wearing a black karate uniform and a headband is standing in front of a statue of a ninja .
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December 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Johnny is in a bad way. I’d still hit that.
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Shoutout to everyone who is scrambling to put the thing together
Very meaningful eye contact to those who just realized they don't have and can't get the right batteries
Strength to those who are putting together a thing with so. many. stickers.
You're making magic happen, and I love you for it
Very meaningful eye contact to those who just realized they don't have and can't get the right batteries
Strength to those who are putting together a thing with so. many. stickers.
You're making magic happen, and I love you for it
December 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Shoutout to everyone who is scrambling to put the thing together
Very meaningful eye contact to those who just realized they don't have and can't get the right batteries
Strength to those who are putting together a thing with so. many. stickers.
You're making magic happen, and I love you for it
Very meaningful eye contact to those who just realized they don't have and can't get the right batteries
Strength to those who are putting together a thing with so. many. stickers.
You're making magic happen, and I love you for it
MIGUEL IS GETTING READY TO GET HURT AND I AM GONNA BE SAD!
December 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
MIGUEL IS GETTING READY TO GET HURT AND I AM GONNA BE SAD!
Daniel and Johnny fighting in Johnny's living room like the idiots they are. Poor Robbie doesn't know what a Trapper Keeper is. That's a shame.
December 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Daniel and Johnny fighting in Johnny's living room like the idiots they are. Poor Robbie doesn't know what a Trapper Keeper is. That's a shame.
Sam and Tory are currently in their drinking contest. My liver hurts watching this.
a woman stands with her arms crossed in front of a netflix ad
ALT: a woman stands with her arms crossed in front of a netflix ad
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December 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Sam and Tory are currently in their drinking contest. My liver hurts watching this.
So my bro left but I am still watching Cobra Kai because why not. I love this ridiculous show. I also say "COBRA KAI NEVER DIES!" way too much for a grown woman.
December 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
So my bro left but I am still watching Cobra Kai because why not. I love this ridiculous show. I also say "COBRA KAI NEVER DIES!" way too much for a grown woman.
Me and my brother watching Cobra Kai...
Bro: Is that Tootie?
Bro: Is that Tootie?
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Me and my brother watching Cobra Kai...
Bro: Is that Tootie?
Bro: Is that Tootie?
My brother and I already did gifts because why not. He did too much as always. I am feeling like I didn't give him enough.
December 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
My brother and I already did gifts because why not. He did too much as always. I am feeling like I didn't give him enough.
Merry Christmas to me. Hey HEY!
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Merry Christmas to me. Hey HEY!
Merry effing Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Merry effing Christmas
I asked Santa for a dead mom, a hoard and a migraine. Dreams do come true!
December 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I asked Santa for a dead mom, a hoard and a migraine. Dreams do come true!
Every time they show a commercial for the Globetrotters I hear this in my head
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youtu.be/sHjn1wfGpHo?...
Harlem Globe Trotters Theme (Intro & Outro)
YouTube video by 11db11
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December 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Every time they show a commercial for the Globetrotters I hear this in my head
youtu.be/sHjn1wfGpHo?...
youtu.be/sHjn1wfGpHo?...
man you even made Tripp sad
December 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
man you even made Tripp sad
The amount of money I have spent on hotel rooms since my mom got sick. Unreal.
December 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The amount of money I have spent on hotel rooms since my mom got sick. Unreal.
There is a whole bunch or crap I am supposed to be outraged at but I have no emotional bandwidth for it. Just trying to get through the damned day
December 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
There is a whole bunch or crap I am supposed to be outraged at but I have no emotional bandwidth for it. Just trying to get through the damned day
It’s not Christmas without Charlie Brown but not sure I can listen anymore. I dunno. Too many damned feelings
December 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It’s not Christmas without Charlie Brown but not sure I can listen anymore. I dunno. Too many damned feelings
Mainlining Moravian cookies like it’s my job
December 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Mainlining Moravian cookies like it’s my job
Every morning I wake up and feel like a game time decision
December 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Every morning I wake up and feel like a game time decision
😭
Jarvis here watching practice in street clothes
December 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
😭
Wearing my knitted calorimetry made by @yesthatjill.bsky.social today. It’s my favorite winter “hat!”
December 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Wearing my knitted calorimetry made by @yesthatjill.bsky.social today. It’s my favorite winter “hat!”
I really need to go find my cat and wake him up as revenge for his 4am wake up calls. Sir. Where are you sleeping right now?
December 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I really need to go find my cat and wake him up as revenge for his 4am wake up calls. Sir. Where are you sleeping right now?
Yes my mom just died and I’m worried about CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. Yes it’s ABSURD! I have had to care for other people for so many years that my point of view is so screwed up! I swear I’m not dumb.
December 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Yes my mom just died and I’m worried about CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. Yes it’s ABSURD! I have had to care for other people for so many years that my point of view is so screwed up! I swear I’m not dumb.
Sitting here stressing out about all the Christmas gifts I haven't bought. Yes I know what day it is. It's been a bad year ok?
December 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Sitting here stressing out about all the Christmas gifts I haven't bought. Yes I know what day it is. It's been a bad year ok?