What are YOUR Eurovision Faves up to?
What are YOUR Eurovision Faves up to?
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Shkodra Elektronike has murdered Lys Assia for playing minecraft in Nicke's bluesky account whilst listening to 'Hadje Da Ludujemo'!
Jerry Heil has became a dictator with Conchita Wurst and accidently became a dictator in Malta whilst getting Sammarinese citizenship!
Damino David has accidentally built a shelf and then purposefully threw it onto Iru on twitter in Stockholm whilst destroying years of progress into disease research!
Salvador Sobral has fallen in love with Hera Bjork during a visit to a padded cell whilst getting Sammarinese citizenship!
Sarah Bonnici has had a deadly curse put on them by 5MIINUST and Honest Vocal Coach in the horehroine region of slovakia whilst drink-driving!
Puuluup has kicked Karol G and accidently became a dictator in Baku whilst attending a gaming convention!
Lena has somehow summoned Death Wolf to kill Shkodra Elektronike and summoned Joseph Stalin in Estonia whilst drink-driving!
Melody has accidentally built a shelf and then purposefully threw it onto Martin Osterdahl and Nemo in Spain whilst releasing a deadly disease that could wipe out 50% of human population!
Nemo has murdered Hera Bjork and then dropkicked a cat in San Marino whilst nuking San Marino!
5MIINUST has sharted with Louane and took over Ukraine whilst getting Sammarinese citizenship!
Puuluup has given a gift of water and a toaster to Kyle Alessandro and Nemo in Vatican City whilst plotting an arson attack!
KAJ has married Iru while meditating in North Korea whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!
Jerry Heil has sucker-punched Erika Vikman and yassi-fied Malta whilst dancing to 'HOT TO GO!'!
Erika Vikman has somehow summoned Death Wolf to kill Alyona Alyona in Poland whilst winning the ESC250 vote!
Lucio Corsi has tripped over Gustaph while watching a film in a padded cell whilst setting fire to a childrens hospital!
Tynna has flayed Kristina and Kaarija in Wales whilst listening to 'Hadje Da Ludujemo'!
Sam Ryder has become a horse, cursed by Joost Klein and Kaarija in jail whilst drug dealing!
Thomas G:Son has has won UMK, beating Gustaph during a concert in Wales whilst deleting corruption entirely!
Baby Lasagna has drank the milk of the milkshake man Joost Klein and accidently became a dictator in Spain whilst comitting an act of money laundering!
La Zarra has assisinated the President of Latvia - Claude has turned into a werewolf Floptropica whilst listening to 'The Code'!
Salena has been arrested along with Væb on twitter in The Soviet Union whilst selling t-shirts on top of the roof!
Erika Vikman has become a horse, cursed by Vladana and has been exiled from Malta whilst committing an act of fraud!
Duncan Lawrence has sacrificed Amanda Tenfjord while watching a film in The Soviet Union whilst listening to 'Hadje Da Ludujemo'!
Marina Satti has jumped onto Parg and has been exiled from Latvia whilst plotting an arson attack!
Alyona Alyona has took revenge by killing Justyna Steczkowska and Kaarija in a padded cell whilst attending the cursed drag queen birthday party!