What are YOUR Eurovision Faves up to?
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(format - 'contestant' has just 'done what' 'to who' 'during' 'location' 'whilst')
(format - 'contestant' has just 'done what' 'to who' 'during' 'location' 'whilst')
Væb has sucker-punched Megara has made the company open source of a padded cell whilst enforcing everybody to do the "foot lettuce" meme!
February 16, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Væb has sucker-punched Megara has made the company open source of a padded cell whilst enforcing everybody to do the "foot lettuce" meme!
Blanca Paloma has jumped off a cliff to try to impress Shkodra Elektronike and uploaded it to r/funny in Ukraine whilst setting fire to a childrens hospital!
February 16, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Blanca Paloma has jumped off a cliff to try to impress Shkodra Elektronike and uploaded it to r/funny in Ukraine whilst setting fire to a childrens hospital!
Cornelia Jakobs has has been offended by 5MIINUST and then dropkicked a cat in Cyprus whilst winning the ESC250 vote!
February 16, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Cornelia Jakobs has has been offended by 5MIINUST and then dropkicked a cat in Cyprus whilst winning the ESC250 vote!
Olly Alexander has kidnapped Laura Thorn during a visit to Kaunas whilst deleting corruption entirely!
February 16, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Olly Alexander has kidnapped Laura Thorn during a visit to Kaunas whilst deleting corruption entirely!
Tudor Bumbac has been caught shoplifting 291 chocolate bars with Loreen while meditating in Yugoslavia whilst winning the ESC250 vote!
February 16, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Tudor Bumbac has been caught shoplifting 291 chocolate bars with Loreen while meditating in Yugoslavia whilst winning the ESC250 vote!
Let 3 has murdered Puss in Boots for playing minecraft in Kaunas whilst rigging the televote in national finals!
February 16, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Let 3 has murdered Puss in Boots for playing minecraft in Kaunas whilst rigging the televote in national finals!
Let 3 has kidnapped Rambo Amadeus and spontaneously combusted in London whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!
February 16, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Let 3 has kidnapped Rambo Amadeus and spontaneously combusted in London whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!
JJ has tripped over Nina Zizic during a concert in Poland whilst deleting corruption entirely!
February 16, 2026 at 9:45 AM
JJ has tripped over Nina Zizic during a concert in Poland whilst deleting corruption entirely!
Joost Klein has scammed La Zarra during a gaming convention in Malta whilst commiting voter fraud!
February 16, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Joost Klein has scammed La Zarra during a gaming convention in Malta whilst commiting voter fraud!
Laura Thorn has took revenge by setting alight the family of Vladimir Putin has become the 5th member of Dolly Style Spain whilst listening to 'The Code'!
February 16, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Laura Thorn has took revenge by setting alight the family of Vladimir Putin has become the 5th member of Dolly Style Spain whilst listening to 'The Code'!
Puuluup has jumped off a cliff to try to impress Monika Liu has turned into a werewolf Sweden whilst listening to 'Hadje Da Ludujemo'!
February 16, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Puuluup has jumped off a cliff to try to impress Monika Liu has turned into a werewolf Sweden whilst listening to 'Hadje Da Ludujemo'!
BESA has blocked Gabry Ponte during a furry convention in Sealand whilst setting fire to a childrens hospital!
February 16, 2026 at 1:45 AM
BESA has blocked Gabry Ponte during a furry convention in Sealand whilst setting fire to a childrens hospital!
Damino David has took revenge by killing Claude and uploaded it to r/funny in Malta whilst releasing a deadly disease that could wipe out 50% of human population!
February 15, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Damino David has took revenge by killing Claude and uploaded it to r/funny in Malta whilst releasing a deadly disease that could wipe out 50% of human population!
Cornelia Jakobs has did a backflip but ended up breaking their neck all in an effort to try to impress Tai Lung has turned into a werewolf Poland whilst setting fire to a childrens hospital!
February 15, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Cornelia Jakobs has did a backflip but ended up breaking their neck all in an effort to try to impress Tai Lung has turned into a werewolf Poland whilst setting fire to a childrens hospital!
Joker Out has become the fascist leader of Lolanda and Tajci in Wales whilst listening to 'The Code'!
February 15, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Joker Out has become the fascist leader of Lolanda and Tajci in Wales whilst listening to 'The Code'!
Shkodra Elektronike has jumped off a cliff to try to impress Cornelia Jakobs and Honest Vocal Coach in Barcelona whilst dancing to 'HOT TO GO!'!
February 15, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Shkodra Elektronike has jumped off a cliff to try to impress Cornelia Jakobs and Honest Vocal Coach in Barcelona whilst dancing to 'HOT TO GO!'!
Monika Liu has jumped onto Let 3 and summoned Joseph Stalin in the horehroine region of slovakia whilst destroying years of progress into disease research!
February 15, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Monika Liu has jumped onto Let 3 and summoned Joseph Stalin in the horehroine region of slovakia whilst destroying years of progress into disease research!
Shkodra Elektronike has been sentenced to death along with themselves while meditating in Sweden whilst listening to 'Hadje Da Ludujemo'!
February 15, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Shkodra Elektronike has been sentenced to death along with themselves while meditating in Sweden whilst listening to 'Hadje Da Ludujemo'!
La Zarra has been caught by a abnormally large mouse trap laid down by JJ and threw a brick at a window in Lisbon whilst attending a furry convention!
February 15, 2026 at 11:45 AM
La Zarra has been caught by a abnormally large mouse trap laid down by JJ and threw a brick at a window in Lisbon whilst attending a furry convention!
5MIINUST has has won UMK, beating Jack Horner during a gaming convention in jail whilst drink-driving!
February 15, 2026 at 9:45 AM
5MIINUST has has won UMK, beating Jack Horner during a gaming convention in jail whilst drink-driving!
Let 3 has scammed Monika Liu has made the company open source of Birmingham whilst selling t-shirts on top of the roof!
February 15, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Let 3 has scammed Monika Liu has made the company open source of Birmingham whilst selling t-shirts on top of the roof!
Salvador Sobral has chased Teya and started a huge forest fire in the forests of jail whilst plotting an arson attack!
February 15, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Salvador Sobral has chased Teya and started a huge forest fire in the forests of jail whilst plotting an arson attack!
Sam Ryder has been caught shoplifting 291 chocolate bars with Baby Lasagna and yassi-fied Lisbon whilst attending a gaming convention!
February 15, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Sam Ryder has been caught shoplifting 291 chocolate bars with Baby Lasagna and yassi-fied Lisbon whilst attending a gaming convention!
Ronela has fallen in love with Justyna Steczkowska during a furry convention in the horehroine region of slovakia whilst destroying years of progress into disease research!
February 15, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Ronela has fallen in love with Justyna Steczkowska during a furry convention in the horehroine region of slovakia whilst destroying years of progress into disease research!
Loreen has drank the milk of the milkshake man JJ and summoned Joseph Stalin in Baku whilst carrying salmon suspiciously!
February 14, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Loreen has drank the milk of the milkshake man JJ and summoned Joseph Stalin in Baku whilst carrying salmon suspiciously!