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(format - 'contestant' has just 'done what' 'to who' 'during' 'location' 'whilst')
(format - 'contestant' has just 'done what' 'to who' 'during' 'location' 'whilst')
Puss in Boots has chased Felix the Cat and accidently became a dictator in Floptropica whilst deleting corruption entirely!
December 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Puss in Boots has chased Felix the Cat and accidently became a dictator in Floptropica whilst deleting corruption entirely!
Brotherhood of Man has accidentally thrown an anvil onto Gabry Ponte and became an exorcist in r/eurovision land whilst attending a gaming convention!
December 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Brotherhood of Man has accidentally thrown an anvil onto Gabry Ponte and became an exorcist in r/eurovision land whilst attending a gaming convention!
Duncan Lawrence has been sentenced to death along with Salena and won the lawsuit Australia whilst committing an act of identity theft!
December 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Duncan Lawrence has been sentenced to death along with Salena and won the lawsuit Australia whilst committing an act of identity theft!
The Rasmus has given a gift of water and a toaster to Jessica Rabbit and summoned demons in Stockholm whilst deleting corruption entirely!
December 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The Rasmus has given a gift of water and a toaster to Jessica Rabbit and summoned demons in Stockholm whilst deleting corruption entirely!
Brooke has has won Melodifestivalen, beating Shkodra Elektronike and accidently became a dictator in r/eurovision land whilst chasing suspicious minions dressed as crewmates!
December 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Brooke has has won Melodifestivalen, beating Shkodra Elektronike and accidently became a dictator in r/eurovision land whilst chasing suspicious minions dressed as crewmates!
Hera Bjork has created a loophole to escape prison together with Hera Bjork and Kaarija in the "horny jail" whilst trowing Tiffany into the atmosphere!
December 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hera Bjork has created a loophole to escape prison together with Hera Bjork and Kaarija in the "horny jail" whilst trowing Tiffany into the atmosphere!
Sam Ryder has has won UMK, beating Claude and accidently became a dictator in Portugal whilst committing an act of fraud!
December 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Sam Ryder has has won UMK, beating Claude and accidently became a dictator in Portugal whilst committing an act of fraud!
Megara has drank the milk of the milkshake man Nick Wilde and yassi-fied Ukraine whilst plotting an arson attack!
December 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Megara has drank the milk of the milkshake man Nick Wilde and yassi-fied Ukraine whilst plotting an arson attack!
Monika Linkyte has kidnapped Hera Bjork has made the company open source of Stockholm whilst listening to 'The Code'!
December 20, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Monika Linkyte has kidnapped Hera Bjork has made the company open source of Stockholm whilst listening to 'The Code'!
Claude has scammed Jack Horner and Tajci in Sealand whilst attending the cursed drag queen birthday party!
December 20, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Claude has scammed Jack Horner and Tajci in Sealand whilst attending the cursed drag queen birthday party!
Jemini has stabbed Snoopy and JJ in Barcelona whilst listening to 'The Code'!
December 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Jemini has stabbed Snoopy and JJ in Barcelona whilst listening to 'The Code'!
Nina Zizic has accidentally burst out laughing at Tommy Cash during a concert in Vatican City whilst plotting an arson attack!
December 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Nina Zizic has accidentally burst out laughing at Tommy Cash during a concert in Vatican City whilst plotting an arson attack!
Laura Thorn has become a horse, cursed by Perrito has made the company open source of Barcelona whilst chasing suspicious minions dressed as crewmates!
December 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Laura Thorn has become a horse, cursed by Perrito has made the company open source of Barcelona whilst chasing suspicious minions dressed as crewmates!
Erika Vikman has accidentally burst out laughing at Dadi Freyr while watching a film in a insane asylum whilst attending a gaming convention!
December 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Erika Vikman has accidentally burst out laughing at Dadi Freyr while watching a film in a insane asylum whilst attending a gaming convention!
Marco Mengoni has defenestrated Joost Klein and uploaded it to r/funny in Lithuania whilst attending a furry convention!
December 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Marco Mengoni has defenestrated Joost Klein and uploaded it to r/funny in Lithuania whilst attending a furry convention!
Gustaph has given a gift of water and a toaster to Daffy Duck and deep fried diffrent stuff in Yugoslavia whilst drink-driving!
December 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Gustaph has given a gift of water and a toaster to Daffy Duck and deep fried diffrent stuff in Yugoslavia whilst drink-driving!
Laura Thorn has out-slayed Shkodra Elektronike and abolished a insane asylum whilst destroying years of progress into disease research!
December 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Laura Thorn has out-slayed Shkodra Elektronike and abolished a insane asylum whilst destroying years of progress into disease research!
Brooke has bullied Hera Bjork and JJ in Barcelona whilst attending a furry convention!
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Brooke has bullied Hera Bjork and JJ in Barcelona whilst attending a furry convention!
Puuluup has drank the milk of the milkshake man Puuluup and won the lawsuit Spain whilst plotting an arson attack!
December 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Puuluup has drank the milk of the milkshake man Puuluup and won the lawsuit Spain whilst plotting an arson attack!
Puss in Boots has been caught shoving cows off cliffs with Brooke and Nemo in the "horny jail" whilst drug dealing!
December 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Puss in Boots has been caught shoving cows off cliffs with Brooke and Nemo in the "horny jail" whilst drug dealing!
Konstrakta has defenestrated Mae Muller and accidently became a dictator in the Drag Queen HQ whilst rigging the televote in national finals!
December 19, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Konstrakta has defenestrated Mae Muller and accidently became a dictator in the Drag Queen HQ whilst rigging the televote in national finals!
Claude has defenestrated Marina Satti and deep fried diffrent stuff in Valentina Monetta’s backyard whilst drink-driving!
December 19, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Claude has defenestrated Marina Satti and deep fried diffrent stuff in Valentina Monetta’s backyard whilst drink-driving!
Lucie Jones has has been offended by Conchita Wurst on twitter in Spain whilst attending the cursed drag queen birthday party!
December 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Lucie Jones has has been offended by Conchita Wurst on twitter in Spain whilst attending the cursed drag queen birthday party!
Lucio Corsi has blocked Justyna Steczkowska and Tajci in a insane asylum whilst rigging the televote in national finals!
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Lucio Corsi has blocked Justyna Steczkowska and Tajci in a insane asylum whilst rigging the televote in national finals!
Sam Ryder has drank the milk of the milkshake man Loreen during a furry convention in the "horny jail" whilst chasing suspicious minions dressed as crewmates!
December 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Sam Ryder has drank the milk of the milkshake man Loreen during a furry convention in the "horny jail" whilst chasing suspicious minions dressed as crewmates!