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Hi. I'm Shane.

I like:
💪 Moses Leota
🐈‍⬛ The Penrith Panthers 🏆🏆🏆🏆
🎮 Final Fantasy
🎮 The Remedy Connected Universe
🦈 San Jose Sharks
📈 When the economy was strong
🥤 Pepsi Max
🎮 Guitar Hero
🎮 Sports video games on Easy
🏠 Home Assistant
🚝 LEGO Trains
🤜 Mr Inbetween
📱 Pokemon GO
👱 Jarrod Sammut
"people don't work as hard when they WFH!"

bitch, it's 10pm and I'm sifting through Johnny Sales' hot mess of Salesforce entries to try to reconcile three very specific but convoluted things for an executive who absolutely will not ever look at it
July 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Pre-order links added! It's actually happening!

press-start.com.au/n...
Rugby League 26 Has Been Revealed Alongside A Release Date And Screenshots
Rugby League 26 Has Been Revealed Alongside A Release Date And Screenshots
press-start.com.au
June 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Vossy has become an absolute punish to listen to. The Fox Sports effect.
#NRLTigersPanthers
June 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
The 7-tackle set from a dead ball should not exist in Golden Point.
#NRLKnightsManly
June 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Imagine these mellifluous sounds are the background score to your life, that would fix me for sure.
June 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Interesting - but not at all surprising - to hear conservative media finally begin talking about the housing crisis now that their corporate party is next to no chance of being in power in the next decade.
May 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Spencer Leniu, the Oprah of HIAs.
#NRLBulldogsRoosters
May 16, 2025 at 10:10 AM
An absolute car crash of a game from the Broncos and that's before we start talking about next week's team list.
#NRLSouthsBroncos
May 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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More from ‘The Fletcherning’: Fletcher Sharpe has become the 6th player in history to score 3 or more hat-tricks (or greater) before recording their first double (exactly 2 tries in a match).
May 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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May 3, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Truly blessed to be alive to witness the biggest bedshit in #AusPol history.
#AustraliaVotes
May 3, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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The Fletcherning continues! Fletcher Sharpe has become the 5th (and youngest) player in history to score a hat-trick on their birthday.
May 3, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Murdoch really getting his money's worth out of Kayo before DAZN take full control with all these political attack ads. I'm sure the "keep politics out of sport" cowards will be pushing back against this, right?
May 2, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The Penrith Panthers have conceded 10 tries in the first 10 minutes of games this NRL season - TWICE AS MANY AS ANY OTHER TEAM.

It's also just two fewer than they conceded in the first 10 minutes in the ENTIRE 2024 season.

2025: 10
2024: 12
2023: 4
2022: 4
2021: 8
April 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Tom Trbojevic hasn't won against Nathan Cleary since Round 16, 2018.
#NRLPanthersManly
April 26, 2025 at 9:40 AM
The Dogs of PHWOAARRR are a decent chance of getting their 1,000th premiership win this season!

Roosters - 1,263 wins
Rabbitohs - 1,190
Bulldogs - 992
Sea Eagles - 980
St George - 910
April 23, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I need Terrell May to score less than 70 in NRL Fantasy for me to win my H2H match up this week, so I'm basically fucked.
#NRLTigersEels
April 21, 2025 at 6:02 AM
It's a Toby Couchman world, we're all just living in it.
#NRLManlyDragons
April 17, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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Jacinta Price has been busy this weekend trying to scrub the evidence of her family MAGA Christmas, deleting a Christmas Day post featuring her whole family wearing MaGA hats on Christmas Day. It has now been deleted from her personal FB page. She missed this one though, wearing her cap in public.
April 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'm one of those psychos that will watch almost any sport but golf... I just can't understand it. Happy for you guys or whatever but geez what a punish to watch.
April 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Being equal last on points doesn't worry me as much as this: 170 points is the third-most the Panthers have conceded in their first six games in premiership history.

Last 10 Seasons:
170
92
79
78
38
86
128
80
107
125
April 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Hudson Young has scored more weird shit tries than any other player in NRL history. This is an official stat.
April 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
That's a bad one. Drinkwater doesn't really change height at all in that run and Keppie still shoulders him right in the noggin.
#NRLSouthsCowboys
April 12, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I am yet to hear a single good argument against this.
We should put Shrek on our money
April 12, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Ronaldo Mulitalo has been playing NRL since 2019. There really is no excuse for a commentator to be calling him "Mulatino" and not even trying to correct themselves. Can we get actual media people to do this job, please?
#NRLSharksManly
April 12, 2025 at 6:34 AM