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Do you think the guys in suits with the sunglasses are all secret service or is it just sunny? #papalfuneral
April 26, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Of course I left the pub early to get the coach... Which is late. And I have no headphones. 😭
April 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I've never once seen one of those mini egg muffins in my local Lidl and this is so distressing to me
April 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Zelenskyy on twitter right now
March 1, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Great start to my theatre weekend
February 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Not me getting up early on my day off to watch the new Severance ep before my sister goes to work.
February 21, 2025 at 8:55 AM
What kind of hellscape are YouGov trying to breathe into existence??
February 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I think the big problem with Michael McIntyre is that almost everyone I have ever met is intrinsically funnier than him
January 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Is it clichéd and boring to do an "in the room where it happened" caption?
January 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Anyone know if the O2 priority offer for Vue cinema tickets can be used on NT Live etc screenings? #o2priority #vue
January 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You know the day's going well when you've managed to break two of your purchases before you've even got home from the shops
January 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Imagine if diamonds really were your best friend, how sad. Imagine if it really was raining men, how terrible. I think songs are just awful
January 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Great start to my theatre year!
#theproducers #theatre
January 4, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I wish there was a Mezzanine-esque app for Android 😭 #theatre
January 3, 2025 at 10:00 AM
This is going to sound incredibly one track:
21 (16 different)
Donmar Macbeth
Tennant's Macbeth
Harold Pinter Theatre
😅 I swear I saw other stuff
Number of shows I saw this year:
Favourite show I saw this year:
Best performance I saw this year:
Most visited theatre this year:
Theatre resolution:
January 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Robbie Williams should henceforth only be allowed to make public appearances in a chimp costume
December 31, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Somehow @dalekdust.bsky.social has made the most potent concoction and I'm half gone a couple of sips in
December 31, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I do enjoy how laws don't apply in desperate situations like calling off a wedding and arriving before the love of your life is leaving the country etc etc
December 25, 2024 at 10:32 PM
He's voice activated?? Gromit is non-verbal, Wallace!!! #wallace&Gromit
December 25, 2024 at 6:21 PM
In about half an hour I just know I'm going to regret all my life decisions that have led to this point. Once more into the breach, I guess #christmaseve
December 24, 2024 at 12:43 PM
The way the girl sat next to me on this bus is eating her sandwich is incredible. My lap is also covered in crumbs 😱
December 15, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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at first i criedt and then i happiedt 🥹🥹
December 11, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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🎵 ooh baby do you know what that's worth
December 6, 2024 at 4:01 PM
So I knew Megabus was cutting its services but I thought it was supposed to be maintaining cross-border services? Just directing me to National Express isn't quite the same thing?
December 9, 2024 at 8:17 PM
What Cardiff Council have done to the recycling service should be a crime
December 5, 2024 at 6:38 PM