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ESSEJ
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33 👨🏾‍🤝‍👨🏿 🏳️‍🌈 🇲🇽 millennial…am I missing anything?
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toss up between these two 🤭
Mamdani is the epitome of the new employee just doing their job correctly and exposing how bad the current employees are at their job.
January 30, 2026 at 3:12 PM
she basically said, “Yeah I’m MAGA, but I’m one of the GOOD ones”
January 30, 2026 at 3:06 PM
so THIS is what’s it’s like to have an elected official who’s actually transparent and cares about his people??
The City’s Budget is our future. And you deserve to know how it works.
January 30, 2026 at 2:55 PM
….thats crazy.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Journalist Don Lemon is arrested after protest that disrupted a service at a Minnesota church.
January 30, 2026 at 2:37 PM
anyone play this? 👀
January 30, 2026 at 6:06 AM
OKAY AYRA, she looks cute!!!
Ayra Starr looks perfect at Spotify’s 2026 Best New Artist party in Los Angeles.
January 30, 2026 at 4:54 AM
now why would she…
January 30, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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People absolutely made fun of her, but she has not been lying to y’all about a lot of shit.
January 30, 2026 at 2:48 AM
sometimes I really get the itch to start a fight just for this, but my man is too nice and then i feel bad 😭
January 30, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I can’t show my man any new places to eat cause then that’s all he wants to eat for two weeks straight 😭💀
January 30, 2026 at 1:15 AM
bunch of fucking spineless (and useless) group of people.
January 30, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I forgot to bring my gym clothes with me 🥴
January 30, 2026 at 12:13 AM
my boy (assistant) got chosen for employee of the month!!!!
two boys are dancing in a park with the words lets goooo !!!
ALT: two boys are dancing in a park with the words lets goooo !!!
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January 29, 2026 at 11:29 PM
to THIS DAY I do not fuck with Jack Daniel’s 🥴
Me and Malibu Coconut Rum will NEVER see each other again! 😩
January 29, 2026 at 7:39 PM
that one time a homeless woman on drugs jumped on a car for a ride 😭💀
January 29, 2026 at 7:38 PM
and guess what?? when you reach the pits of hell, I want you to know…STILL “fuck you” 🙂‍↕️😌
I’m not one to let a grudge go just because you’re on your death bed. If it’s “fuck you” then it’s “FUCK YOU” to the grave.
a man in a hurley sweatshirt holds a wooden stick
ALT: a man in a hurley sweatshirt holds a wooden stick
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:29 PM
me at the ripe age of 33 😭💀
learning excel on the fly at 27 years old and I’m doing this at the computer every time I learn a new function to simplify inventory
January 29, 2026 at 7:27 PM
good morning bluesky 🫶🏽
hope yall have a great friday Junior!!
January 29, 2026 at 4:37 PM
let me sit this aaaaaaaaassss on you.

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January 29, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I sure hope so.
January 29, 2026 at 5:57 AM
I woke up in a good ass mood only to end the day feeling kinda ehhhh. today was weird.
January 29, 2026 at 5:54 AM
the only thing I regret about getting into a TCG is the amount of money I knew I was gonna start spending 😩
January 29, 2026 at 3:26 AM
working with late 30 year olds that act like they’re in their early 20s and wanna argue/be right about everything is soooooooooo
a woman is sitting in front of a vase of flowers .
ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a vase of flowers .
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January 29, 2026 at 3:24 AM
one day I’ll stop biting my nails 🫠
January 29, 2026 at 3:22 AM
she’s fucking gross. lmaooo.
Nicki Minaj has received Donald Trump’s Gold Card, which grants her U.S. residency.
January 29, 2026 at 12:41 AM