ESSEJ
@essejpx.bsky.social
33 👨🏾🤝👨🏿 🏳️🌈 🇲🇽 millennial…am I missing anything?
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I’ll just never understand actually preferring Starbucks 🤢
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I’ll just never understand actually preferring Starbucks 🤢
my man turned me tf inside out last night 😮💨 I’m gonna need a repeat for tonight
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
my man turned me tf inside out last night 😮💨 I’m gonna need a repeat for tonight
Freak Dress and there’s NO competition.
If you could keep only ONE song from B-Day, which one you choosing? (deluxe songs included)
ONE. UNO. SINGULAR.
👀
ONE. UNO. SINGULAR.
👀
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Freak Dress and there’s NO competition.
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
my man needs to wake me up for 4am sex more often, I’ve had a GREAT day today
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
my man needs to wake me up for 4am sex more often, I’ve had a GREAT day today
I love when TikTok shows me hyper specific videos….cause why did it show me a video of a guy who created music for Beyonce if she was a Pokémon Gym Leader 💀
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I love when TikTok shows me hyper specific videos….cause why did it show me a video of a guy who created music for Beyonce if she was a Pokémon Gym Leader 💀
this has been my BIGGEST issue with music nowadays. *I* personally listen to music because I love to hear what SINGERS do with songs.
No shade to the new girlies, but this talking/whisper singing is NOT it.
In that aspect, I’m a huge old head. That’s why I don’t really listen to newer artists 😭
No shade to the new girlies, but this talking/whisper singing is NOT it.
In that aspect, I’m a huge old head. That’s why I don’t really listen to newer artists 😭
From 2022, but I feel this is even more relevant today.
December 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
this has been my BIGGEST issue with music nowadays. *I* personally listen to music because I love to hear what SINGERS do with songs.
No shade to the new girlies, but this talking/whisper singing is NOT it.
In that aspect, I’m a huge old head. That’s why I don’t really listen to newer artists 😭
No shade to the new girlies, but this talking/whisper singing is NOT it.
In that aspect, I’m a huge old head. That’s why I don’t really listen to newer artists 😭
how we doing bloomfs??? we’re half way through the week, we got this!!
December 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
how we doing bloomfs??? we’re half way through the week, we got this!!
yuppppp, sounds about right lol
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
yuppppp, sounds about right lol
I can’t fucking stand that I’m allergic to cold weather 😩
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I can’t fucking stand that I’m allergic to cold weather 😩
me the rest of this month planning the holidays for my residents:
My days just been feeling like this 😭 I’m just on autopilot like a mf
a cartoon of squidward wearing a helmet riding a scooter
ALT: a cartoon of squidward wearing a helmet riding a scooter
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December 2, 2025 at 6:54 AM
me the rest of this month planning the holidays for my residents:
my man is forcing me to watch Andor 😩 but I can’t even complain cause I’m forcing him to watch Modern Family 😔😂
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
my man is forcing me to watch Andor 😩 but I can’t even complain cause I’m forcing him to watch Modern Family 😔😂
the way my mans and I can’t get no good deed out of our heads and just randomly start going “Eleka-nahmen-nahmen,
ah-tum, ah-tum, eleka-nahmen”
ah-tum, ah-tum, eleka-nahmen”
December 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
the way my mans and I can’t get no good deed out of our heads and just randomly start going “Eleka-nahmen-nahmen,
ah-tum, ah-tum, eleka-nahmen”
ah-tum, ah-tum, eleka-nahmen”
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let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
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33 🙂↕️
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
33 🙂↕️
33 🙂↕️
if there’s one thing I’ll ALWAYS have time for, is being petty. SPECIALLY when I’m driving.
November 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
if there’s one thing I’ll ALWAYS have time for, is being petty. SPECIALLY when I’m driving.
i think it’s time to chop my hair off…
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
i think it’s time to chop my hair off…
I only went to the gym twice this week 😔
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I only went to the gym twice this week 😔
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lmfaoo that man really was just making a joke about sides but because he wanted to double down, he got disrespectful and now look at his mentions 😭💀😂
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
lmfaoo that man really was just making a joke about sides but because he wanted to double down, he got disrespectful and now look at his mentions 😭💀😂
I gotta admit, if you’re getting triggered by sides….you already lost the argument 💀
November 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I gotta admit, if you’re getting triggered by sides….you already lost the argument 💀
a gay is being jumped for making fun of the sides, aww there hasn’t been a good jumping of the gays like this in a while, I miss it!!
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
a gay is being jumped for making fun of the sides, aww there hasn’t been a good jumping of the gays like this in a while, I miss it!!
now why would they give my girl black lace lingerie to wear under and cover it with this damn cardigan 💀
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
now why would they give my girl black lace lingerie to wear under and cover it with this damn cardigan 💀
Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo inbetween takes on WICKED
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo inbetween takes on WICKED
let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
33 🙂↕️
33 🙂↕️
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
33 🙂↕️
33 🙂↕️
GOOD MORNING BLOOMFS!!
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
GOOD MORNING BLOOMFS!!