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EK-Ultra
@ethankaye.bsky.social
Managing Editor of Pop Heist.
I collect too many things.
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Well you’d better do it quick and reduce the surplus population, Charlie Brown.
Give us Barabbas, Charlie Brown
No i have not fired my gun up in the air and went “aaah”, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Oh no! Keith Moon has taken too many horse tranquilizers again and can’t play the show tonight! Luckily Vincent Price stepped in to play for him.
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Funny article by me!

This article was written before Pop Heist launched last year but since we didn’t know if we were kicking the site off before of after Thanksgiving, we held it back from going to press. It’s been growing in potency for an entire year!

#goya #blackpaintings #heistgiving
Let's get #HEISTGIVING started with an important piece of service journalism* from the one and only @ethankaye.bsky.social

*service journalism for those of you who have to invite a lineup of paintings from a deceased artist over to dinner

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Which Goya "Black Paintings" Would Ruin Thanksgiving?
Goya's "Black Paintings" are 14 disturbing oils. They show people sharing meals. We rank the paintings by how much they'd ruin Thanksgiving!
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November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Won’t someone help my hamburger
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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sorry to Wizard of Oz post, but I was raised on the Midwestern cut of the film where Oz is in black and white and Kansas is in color so that we would be discouraged from flights of fancy and excited to return to farm work
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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D&D elves: lol you die?? You die of old age?? After like 70 years? Lmao. You're like vermin to us. You're like a shitty animal

Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Great first issue from @animeherald.com. The full write up is over on Pop Heist!
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I just read the first official issue of @animeherald.com and, long story short, it’s smart, well-researched, and passionate above all. I, a relative anime neophyte, felt like I was peering into a rediscovered golden age. Full review coming to www.popheist.com soon!
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Does any of my film friend know a good place to buy Indian DVDs? I found a 6-disk Mehmood box set on eBay but the shipping is $32 from England to the US.
November 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
FUN SECRET: You don’t really need to listen to the last 5 minutes of “Shine On You Crazy Diamond.”
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Please respect my privacy during this time, as I feel like absolute ass.
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’m always saying this.
Beano #1679, September 21, 1974
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Funny how we all just “have to” accept AI as progress even if it’s janky and either has demonstrated no improvements to productivity or outright tanks it, but we never had to accept remote work despite every study showing it improves productivity AND workers lives.

Hmmmmm
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I survived 11 meetings today. Pat me on the back and take me out for wings.
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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More than a scene-stealer and modern horror mastermind, Dastmalchian's now broken into comics via 'Knights vs. Samurai' and 'Through.'
David Dastmalchian on Trauma, Comics, and Control
More than a scene-stealer and modern horror mastermind, Dastmalchian's now broken into comics via 'Knights vs. Samurai' and 'Through.'
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November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Y'all I cannot BREATHE.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Reminder that Chubby Checker hadn’t been inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame prior to now because for years he demanded that the Hall place a plinth featuring the logo of his beef jerky company in their courtyard.
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I believe science can create a younger Sheldon.
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
“The Dark History of the Reincarnated Villainess” anime is absolutely rip-roaring incredible.

A woman is reincarnated into the inept self-insert fanfiction she wrote in middle school. But not as the gorgeous heroine she so carefully crafted. No, as the villainess who is killed in the first chapter.
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Feeling accomplished today, not because of anything at work but because I ran two errands after the sun went down, made a salad dressing, and put air in a tire.
November 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Yup. Mine was on. Now it’s not.
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Joe Camel’s house probably stank.
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The words “limited edition” mean nothing now. I saw a “limited edition 100th anniversary” Milky Way bar and was like, yeah, they’re going to stop making this packaging next year. Who cares
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM