Ethan Kocak
@ethankocak.com
NYT Best selling cartoonist, salamander enthusiast and aquarium nerd. He/him
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Ethan Kocak
@ethankocak.com
· May 14
The Unfamiliars – ©2025 Ethan Kocak
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Hey! I'm letting you know I have stuff:
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Felt cute, might cover myself with even more lizards later
January 9, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Felt cute, might cover myself with even more lizards later
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CHARACTER COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN! let me draw your d&d character, your warcraft toon, your OC, or your favourite little guy! offering full body coloured character art for $180 USD and "as-is" sketches for $75!
form & TOS ✨ forms.gle/6N4zr6mMyvBE...
form & TOS ✨ forms.gle/6N4zr6mMyvBE...
January 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
CHARACTER COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN! let me draw your d&d character, your warcraft toon, your OC, or your favourite little guy! offering full body coloured character art for $180 USD and "as-is" sketches for $75!
form & TOS ✨ forms.gle/6N4zr6mMyvBE...
form & TOS ✨ forms.gle/6N4zr6mMyvBE...
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When you guys run into these dipshits you gotta be shouting stuff like "hey man how come you aren't a real soldier, couldn't get that mile time under 15 minutes?" the whole reason they're joining ICE is because they're cripplingly aware of their inadequacy, hit them where it hurts
they’re also scraping the bottom of the barrel on new recruits, borderline illiterate morons who are all wildly out of shape and who are far more likely to figure out ways of shirking work than they are actually showing up on the job
So to return to this: Mussolini had 200,000 blackshirts for the March on Rome in a country of ~35m. Hitler had 400,000 brownshirts in 1932 in Germany for a population of ~60m.
So around 0.6% of the population.
0.6% of 340m Americans is just over 2 million.
They do not have enough goons.
So around 0.6% of the population.
0.6% of 340m Americans is just over 2 million.
They do not have enough goons.
January 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
When you guys run into these dipshits you gotta be shouting stuff like "hey man how come you aren't a real soldier, couldn't get that mile time under 15 minutes?" the whole reason they're joining ICE is because they're cripplingly aware of their inadequacy, hit them where it hurts
I promised myself no new reptile projects this year but we got in a baby melanistic jeweled lacerta at work and I have a mighty need
January 9, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I promised myself no new reptile projects this year but we got in a baby melanistic jeweled lacerta at work and I have a mighty need
Felt cute, might cover myself with even more lizards later
January 9, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Felt cute, might cover myself with even more lizards later
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Taking some more complex design commissions for $120! DM to claim a slot.
January 8, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Taking some more complex design commissions for $120! DM to claim a slot.
Any moots want to see a current draft of the book
January 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Any moots want to see a current draft of the book
It feels like the closer I get to finishing this book the more I’m not finished with the book
January 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
It feels like the closer I get to finishing this book the more I’m not finished with the book
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December 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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"The average person has 1 lizard about their person at any given time" is actually just a statistical error. Lizards Ethan, who has multiple lizards on his person regularly, is an outlier, and should not have been counted.
January 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
"The average person has 1 lizard about their person at any given time" is actually just a statistical error. Lizards Ethan, who has multiple lizards on his person regularly, is an outlier, and should not have been counted.
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Falling and hurting yourself in your forties really sucks. It takes basically the rest of your life to recover.
January 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Falling and hurting yourself in your forties really sucks. It takes basically the rest of your life to recover.
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Read this comic, tell your friends, you will like it!!!
and if you don’t like it, idk man. it was free. read it on the toilet. I know you’re looking at your phone while you’re on the toilet anyway, maybe look at this for a while
and if you don’t like it, idk man. it was free. read it on the toilet. I know you’re looking at your phone while you’re on the toilet anyway, maybe look at this for a while
The best Christmas gift you could give yourself this year is taking a little time to relax and read RIGSBY WI, my long form webcomic about disaffected teens living in northern wi in the early 2000s! It’s been nominated for awards and all 600+ pages are TOTALLY FREE to read!!!
Rigsbywi.com
Rigsbywi.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Read this comic, tell your friends, you will like it!!!
and if you don’t like it, idk man. it was free. read it on the toilet. I know you’re looking at your phone while you’re on the toilet anyway, maybe look at this for a while
and if you don’t like it, idk man. it was free. read it on the toilet. I know you’re looking at your phone while you’re on the toilet anyway, maybe look at this for a while
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I have just been reminded of this, and let the record show that I did so, it is in HEMLOCK & SILVER, available wherever fine books are sold.
January 6, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I have just been reminded of this, and let the record show that I did so, it is in HEMLOCK & SILVER, available wherever fine books are sold.
Y’all ever just get the word platyhelminthes stuck in your brain
January 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Y’all ever just get the word platyhelminthes stuck in your brain
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Hey you! Read my goofy comic about everyone being turned into cacti except for the most bottom of the barrel familiars.
January 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Hey you! Read my goofy comic about everyone being turned into cacti except for the most bottom of the barrel familiars.