Eunartha Bossamy
@eunarthabossamy.bsky.social
I am Eunartha The Cringe, Mother of Lord Tarotcat - Third Viscount of Underfoot, First Baron of Blankets and Wet Hanging Things.
Come see my cat do tarot with me:
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Substack: Eunartha Bossamy
Come see my cat do tarot with me:
https://youtube.com/@eunarthab
Read my embarrassing diary
Substack: Eunartha Bossamy
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At this time I'd like to officially come out of the closet as a woo-woo kooky catlady. Please unfriend accordingly if such content will annoy you!
This has been unfolding slowly over the last few years, following a cancer diagnosis, treatment, and spiritual experiences I tried hard to ignore.
This has been unfolding slowly over the last few years, following a cancer diagnosis, treatment, and spiritual experiences I tried hard to ignore.
I highly recommend everyone getting out of the boiling pot if you haven't already.
December 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I highly recommend everyone getting out of the boiling pot if you haven't already.
I feel so silly that im only now figuring out that his Lordship is very offended I won't let him be the man of the house and secure all the points of entry at night off and on while I sleep. My forced cuddles upon awaking are emasculating to his feline sensibilities
December 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I feel so silly that im only now figuring out that his Lordship is very offended I won't let him be the man of the house and secure all the points of entry at night off and on while I sleep. My forced cuddles upon awaking are emasculating to his feline sensibilities
Somehow over the last 200 years we came to romanticize pirates. Historically, a pirate's job is the plunder of valuable goods and currency, and the facilitation of human trafficking.
This administration is run by Barbary Pirates.
This administration is run by Barbary Pirates.
December 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Somehow over the last 200 years we came to romanticize pirates. Historically, a pirate's job is the plunder of valuable goods and currency, and the facilitation of human trafficking.
This administration is run by Barbary Pirates.
This administration is run by Barbary Pirates.
Dreamt I kept ending up in hostage situations. Went to the store, into a robbery in progress. A couple helps me escape only to take me to their home and lock me in their basement. I talk the other woman they've chained up into a mutiny. We run to the cops but she tells them I'm the real kidnapper.
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Dreamt I kept ending up in hostage situations. Went to the store, into a robbery in progress. A couple helps me escape only to take me to their home and lock me in their basement. I talk the other woman they've chained up into a mutiny. We run to the cops but she tells them I'm the real kidnapper.
Man, Gumby was a DICK!
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Man, Gumby was a DICK!
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Why do the arguments of men’s rights activists and TERFs sound so … similar?
‘Biology’ is backlash | Xtra Magazine
Why do the arguments of men’s rights activists and TERFs sound so … similar?
xtramagazine.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Why do the arguments of men’s rights activists and TERFs sound so … similar?
We are not the Working Class.
We are the Creator Class.
They can't do a damn thing without our cooperation, our participation, and our literally doing it for them.
Work is the co-creation of a specific material end.
(Many hands make light work, and all that)...
Who are we working for?
We are the Creator Class.
They can't do a damn thing without our cooperation, our participation, and our literally doing it for them.
Work is the co-creation of a specific material end.
(Many hands make light work, and all that)...
Who are we working for?
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
We are not the Working Class.
We are the Creator Class.
They can't do a damn thing without our cooperation, our participation, and our literally doing it for them.
Work is the co-creation of a specific material end.
(Many hands make light work, and all that)...
Who are we working for?
We are the Creator Class.
They can't do a damn thing without our cooperation, our participation, and our literally doing it for them.
Work is the co-creation of a specific material end.
(Many hands make light work, and all that)...
Who are we working for?
I lowkey think people love using Chatgpt and other AI *even tho its kinda sus* because AI doesn't shame them for asking stupid questions.
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I lowkey think people love using Chatgpt and other AI *even tho its kinda sus* because AI doesn't shame them for asking stupid questions.
Found out an old coworker is working with my current employer. When I last saw him he had a 5yo. I started to ask how is the little guy and stopped short, since the "kid" is in his 20s by now. So I said"
"How is your Lit--son.... what was has name? Litson??"
"Uh Danny's in med school!"
SMOOTH.
"How is your Lit--son.... what was has name? Litson??"
"Uh Danny's in med school!"
SMOOTH.
December 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Found out an old coworker is working with my current employer. When I last saw him he had a 5yo. I started to ask how is the little guy and stopped short, since the "kid" is in his 20s by now. So I said"
"How is your Lit--son.... what was has name? Litson??"
"Uh Danny's in med school!"
SMOOTH.
"How is your Lit--son.... what was has name? Litson??"
"Uh Danny's in med school!"
SMOOTH.
I say all that only to say this: It's time for each and every one of us in this country, regardless of politics, to decide if the price of our sacred right not to GAF about other people is really worth it? I suspect you've started to question that this year. Time to answer the question.
I'll say it again. You don't have to believe that racism and bigotry were the *only* reason people voted for him. But you DO have to accept that the people who did vote for him were NOT bothered by all the racism and bigotry. In fact, most(?) found it a diverting bonus.
December 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I say all that only to say this: It's time for each and every one of us in this country, regardless of politics, to decide if the price of our sacred right not to GAF about other people is really worth it? I suspect you've started to question that this year. Time to answer the question.
I'll say it again. You don't have to believe that racism and bigotry were the *only* reason people voted for him. But you DO have to accept that the people who did vote for him were NOT bothered by all the racism and bigotry. In fact, most(?) found it a diverting bonus.
December 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I'll say it again. You don't have to believe that racism and bigotry were the *only* reason people voted for him. But you DO have to accept that the people who did vote for him were NOT bothered by all the racism and bigotry. In fact, most(?) found it a diverting bonus.
Really resent how this FIFA Peace Prize now has my cat son questioning the legitimacy of his title as Lord Viscount Underfoot. Nobody tell him.
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Really resent how this FIFA Peace Prize now has my cat son questioning the legitimacy of his title as Lord Viscount Underfoot. Nobody tell him.
Why is a man a widower? Did he kill her?? And tbh it sounds more like the word you'd use when you die and make a widow of your wife.
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Why is a man a widower? Did he kill her?? And tbh it sounds more like the word you'd use when you die and make a widow of your wife.
This morning men deliver wounds and death.
They will deliver death and wounds tomorrow
And I doubt all. You. Or a violet.
"I: surely"
Gwendolyn Brooks
They will deliver death and wounds tomorrow
And I doubt all. You. Or a violet.
"I: surely"
Gwendolyn Brooks
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This morning men deliver wounds and death.
They will deliver death and wounds tomorrow
And I doubt all. You. Or a violet.
"I: surely"
Gwendolyn Brooks
They will deliver death and wounds tomorrow
And I doubt all. You. Or a violet.
"I: surely"
Gwendolyn Brooks
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Tr*mp started his career in the public eye by pretending to fire people from fake jobs. Now he’s worked his way up to being in charge of an administration that has murdered* at least 86 people. What do you think is next?
*It’s not a war crime, since we’re not at war. It’s just murder.
*It’s not a war crime, since we’re not at war. It’s just murder.
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Tr*mp started his career in the public eye by pretending to fire people from fake jobs. Now he’s worked his way up to being in charge of an administration that has murdered* at least 86 people. What do you think is next?
*It’s not a war crime, since we’re not at war. It’s just murder.
*It’s not a war crime, since we’re not at war. It’s just murder.
It's astounding, really, how many regular non-rich folks in 2024 were like "Yep, I figured out he's a fraud and a madman, but I hate queers and Latinos and I'm tired of feeling judged for it!"
Not the ones who didnt realize, for whatever reason. The ones who KNEW.
Not the ones who didnt realize, for whatever reason. The ones who KNEW.
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It's astounding, really, how many regular non-rich folks in 2024 were like "Yep, I figured out he's a fraud and a madman, but I hate queers and Latinos and I'm tired of feeling judged for it!"
Not the ones who didnt realize, for whatever reason. The ones who KNEW.
Not the ones who didnt realize, for whatever reason. The ones who KNEW.
I really dislike the Open-Plan-Everything for new houses these days. If I wanted to stare at a kitchen and a toilet while sitting in my living room I'd live in a studio
"Should we tear down some of these walls, open up the space?"
NO BISH WE SHOULD NOT
"Should we tear down some of these walls, open up the space?"
NO BISH WE SHOULD NOT
December 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I really dislike the Open-Plan-Everything for new houses these days. If I wanted to stare at a kitchen and a toilet while sitting in my living room I'd live in a studio
"Should we tear down some of these walls, open up the space?"
NO BISH WE SHOULD NOT
"Should we tear down some of these walls, open up the space?"
NO BISH WE SHOULD NOT
I'm most excited by the possibility that consciousness might just be the raw elements of an exploded universe remembering itself as it reassembles within us and as us like whoa dude
December 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'm most excited by the possibility that consciousness might just be the raw elements of an exploded universe remembering itself as it reassembles within us and as us like whoa dude
While I'm at it, I used to pass ransom notes to the other kids in class to make them laugh. I'd write them with my left hand so they'd look like an unhinged 3rd grader wrote them (teachers could recognize you by handwriting back then). Nobody ever ratted me out. I appreciate that.
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
While I'm at it, I used to pass ransom notes to the other kids in class to make them laugh. I'd write them with my left hand so they'd look like an unhinged 3rd grader wrote them (teachers could recognize you by handwriting back then). Nobody ever ratted me out. I appreciate that.
Does statute of limitations apply to civil law situations? I'll risk it. In 1997 it was totally me who switched all the before and after photos for my boss's website. He didn't notice for two weeks until a client told him. He blamed everyone but me. He had it coming but still.
December 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Does statute of limitations apply to civil law situations? I'll risk it. In 1997 it was totally me who switched all the before and after photos for my boss's website. He didn't notice for two weeks until a client told him. He blamed everyone but me. He had it coming but still.
Lately I've been feeling compassion for animals I've always hated and been afraid of. I blame David Attenborough marathons. Now all I see is how scared the mouse is, how desperate to survive the snake is. How that opossum wants cuddles like any mammal wants cuddles. God i need to clean this up.
December 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Lately I've been feeling compassion for animals I've always hated and been afraid of. I blame David Attenborough marathons. Now all I see is how scared the mouse is, how desperate to survive the snake is. How that opossum wants cuddles like any mammal wants cuddles. God i need to clean this up.
This regime is exactly like the villains from Superman II when the school bullies everybody hated on Krypton suddenly found themselves endowed with godlike powers. They viewed all humans as weak, and for a while, really were a heinous blight on the earth. Their arrogance made them ripe for defeat.
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This regime is exactly like the villains from Superman II when the school bullies everybody hated on Krypton suddenly found themselves endowed with godlike powers. They viewed all humans as weak, and for a while, really were a heinous blight on the earth. Their arrogance made them ripe for defeat.
It's not a war just because youre using weapons of war. Normalize this shit and you'll live to regret it.
Why does this even need saying?
Why does this even need saying?
December 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
It's not a war just because youre using weapons of war. Normalize this shit and you'll live to regret it.
Why does this even need saying?
Why does this even need saying?
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The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
I bet one of the first annoying things you notice as a ghost is how often ppl let one rip right in front of you or pick their noses because they think they're alone and maybe this is why they resort to throwing things and trying to get ppl to gtfo
December 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I bet one of the first annoying things you notice as a ghost is how often ppl let one rip right in front of you or pick their noses because they think they're alone and maybe this is why they resort to throwing things and trying to get ppl to gtfo