evan@0π.guru
@evan.dornbus.ch
Streetwear, fashion, music, photography, mental health, shitposting.
Gay/He/Him
Dayton, Ohio
https://Evan.Dornbus.ch
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Gay/He/Him
Dayton, Ohio
https://Evan.Dornbus.ch
linktr.ee/evan.dornbus.ch
a two-way fleshlight mounted on a tripod send post
January 22, 2026 at 1:46 AM
a two-way fleshlight mounted on a tripod send post
you can put poppers in an ultrasonic diffuser and nobody can stop you
January 22, 2026 at 1:05 AM
you can put poppers in an ultrasonic diffuser and nobody can stop you
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my apologies for the crass language but there is no way in heaven or hell that our rancid pig VP was still fucking his wife AND leaving it in after Erika Kirk's sloppy ass showed up in those leather pants and rubbed her pussy on him on stage
January 20, 2026 at 11:23 PM
my apologies for the crass language but there is no way in heaven or hell that our rancid pig VP was still fucking his wife AND leaving it in after Erika Kirk's sloppy ass showed up in those leather pants and rubbed her pussy on him on stage
this is art
wearing my fingerless gloves (which i am usually wearing to use my pc, so my husband calls them my "gamer gloves") but walking around with my nails done and my pink vape, curating a vibe of "so, what exactly do you call this"
January 18, 2026 at 6:39 PM
this is art
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absolutely the fuck not, real or not
✅ @icegov.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.
January 17, 2026 at 1:02 AM
absolutely the fuck not, real or not
is my astrology app supposed to beat me up and take my lunch money?
January 16, 2026 at 6:31 PM
is my astrology app supposed to beat me up and take my lunch money?
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In Ohio, you legally have to give your name, address, and date of birth. You aren't required to show ID unless driving. You have the right to clearly state, "I choose to remain silent," followed by silence. You have the right to ask if you're being detained or if you're free to go.
January 16, 2026 at 4:03 PM
In Ohio, you legally have to give your name, address, and date of birth. You aren't required to show ID unless driving. You have the right to clearly state, "I choose to remain silent," followed by silence. You have the right to ask if you're being detained or if you're free to go.
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elected democrats who want their constituents to remain non-violent in their protests of these abuses must actually offer a path for ending the abuses non-violently. they currently are not as a party and it’s a major problem.
🚨WHOA. The El Paso Medical Examiner says it will rule the death of a 55-year-old Cuban man at ICE's "Camp East Montana" tent camp as a homicide.
He was allegedly choked to death by a guard during a "struggle" after he refused to enter a housing unit without his medications.
He was allegedly choked to death by a guard during a "struggle" after he refused to enter a housing unit without his medications.
January 15, 2026 at 11:07 PM
elected democrats who want their constituents to remain non-violent in their protests of these abuses must actually offer a path for ending the abuses non-violently. they currently are not as a party and it’s a major problem.
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My first Bluesky client and "game", SkyDrop, lets you interact with Bluesky in very stupid, but hopefully fun, ways! You can scroll feeds, your timeline, and if you're insane enough to try, make posts!
You can play the web version here:
drasticactions.github.io/SkyDrop/
You can play the web version here:
drasticactions.github.io/SkyDrop/
January 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
My first Bluesky client and "game", SkyDrop, lets you interact with Bluesky in very stupid, but hopefully fun, ways! You can scroll feeds, your timeline, and if you're insane enough to try, make posts!
You can play the web version here:
drasticactions.github.io/SkyDrop/
You can play the web version here:
drasticactions.github.io/SkyDrop/
using my sleep tracking data as MIDI for a chill ambient track
January 15, 2026 at 5:33 AM
using my sleep tracking data as MIDI for a chill ambient track
when you get to the pearly gates there's a Spotify Wrapped for your whole life
January 14, 2026 at 1:15 PM
when you get to the pearly gates there's a Spotify Wrapped for your whole life
sure, go ahead and replace my calculator app with a chatbot. while you're at it why don't you tell me what i should calculate too
January 14, 2026 at 1:06 PM
sure, go ahead and replace my calculator app with a chatbot. while you're at it why don't you tell me what i should calculate too
bring the havanah syndrome weapon to the anti-ICE protests outside the hotels
January 14, 2026 at 12:59 PM
bring the havanah syndrome weapon to the anti-ICE protests outside the hotels
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there has been an alarming increase in cats trying to use the litterbox while i'm scooping them. this is Unacceptable and I Will Not Stand For It
January 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
there has been an alarming increase in cats trying to use the litterbox while i'm scooping them. this is Unacceptable and I Will Not Stand For It
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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Mario Party Edition
January 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Fuck, Marry, Kill: Mario Party Edition
Fuck, Marry, Kill: Mario Party Edition
January 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Fuck, Marry, Kill: Mario Party Edition
there has been an alarming increase in cats trying to use the litterbox while i'm scooping them. this is Unacceptable and I Will Not Stand For It
January 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
there has been an alarming increase in cats trying to use the litterbox while i'm scooping them. this is Unacceptable and I Will Not Stand For It
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biggest pussies in the world. you called someone's mom because they said something mean to you. jesus christ
January 12, 2026 at 5:35 AM
biggest pussies in the world. you called someone's mom because they said something mean to you. jesus christ
actors can always act until they're on stage at an awards ceremony and forced to recite scripted smalltalk
January 12, 2026 at 2:59 AM
actors can always act until they're on stage at an awards ceremony and forced to recite scripted smalltalk
i discovered Drambo on iOS a few days ago and i'm happily letting it take over my life #MusicianSky #SynthSky
January 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
i discovered Drambo on iOS a few days ago and i'm happily letting it take over my life #MusicianSky #SynthSky
sometimes i wonder how many different chickens are in each chicken nugget
January 10, 2026 at 5:12 PM
sometimes i wonder how many different chickens are in each chicken nugget
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can someone tell me when the unsubscribe link at the bottom of spam emails stopped working? i'm losing my mind unsubscribing from the same shit over and over
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
can someone tell me when the unsubscribe link at the bottom of spam emails stopped working? i'm losing my mind unsubscribing from the same shit over and over
just saw a video of robots playing piano at CES and i haven't stopped screaming since
January 9, 2026 at 11:00 AM
just saw a video of robots playing piano at CES and i haven't stopped screaming since
can someone tell me when the unsubscribe link at the bottom of spam emails stopped working? i'm losing my mind unsubscribing from the same shit over and over
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
can someone tell me when the unsubscribe link at the bottom of spam emails stopped working? i'm losing my mind unsubscribing from the same shit over and over