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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD.
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Aug 29
If someone is telling you about their baby I think you should call their baby a loser, but also shame them for enabling their loser baby’s behavior.
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Aug 27
I’d like to do improv, but I also want to not be insufferable.
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Aug 26
Name trends are wild. One day Grandpa Jayden will be reading to lil’ baby Edith or some shit.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Aug 14
Newsom: "He doesn't play by a different set of rules. He doesn't believe in the rules. As a consequence, we need to disabuse ourselves of the way things have been done. It's not enough to just hold hands, have a candlelight vigil, talk about way the world should be...we have got to meet fire w/fire"
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Aug 14
We were so quick to call it phone sex we never even thought to call it phone boning
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Aug 11
Doin shit on TikTok now. Idk who tf I am.
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Jun 30
👎🏻white people blues👎🏻
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Jun 24
Stan’s new bro Bernard. #newcat
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Jun 4
Fuck you. I’m putting ketchup on my hot dog, pineapple on my pizza, chili on my cinnamon rolls, and cottage cheese on everything.
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Apr 2
What’s up?
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Mar 7
Been thinkin of a lotta jokes lately
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Feb 25
Fortunate mine won’t be affected yet, but surely a matter of time. Open to advice on technique just in case!
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · Feb 22
Odd how the turns have tabled… Trump reversed course and admitted that Russia did, in fact, invade Ukraine. International news sources and independent media have stepped up to keep Americans informed.
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Feb 20
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Feb 18
If by “Fort Collins” you mean “2.5 hours west of Chicago on the Illinois side of the Mississippi” then yeah!
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Feb 13
She was even worse at not marrying abusers
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Feb 13
What if we, as a society, made an amendment excluding anyone who’s ever received a Stone Cold Stunner from ever holding positions in the federal government? What if we did that?
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Feb 10
This is a great game.
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Feb 8
Tonight in Rockford.
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Feb 8
What this country needs is resurgence of WWJD bracelets
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Feb 7
I’ll be 38 years old next month, which is why I was standing perfectly still last night and messed up my knee.
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Feb 6
Starting a melodic grindcore band.
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Feb 4
Someone complimented my Celtics hat today and I’m probably gonna feel cool af forever now
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Feb 3
Not just what’s currently happening, but what it’s setting us up for. I can feel it in my bones!
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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD. @evanatherton.bsky.social · Feb 3
Trying my darnedest to not be a conspiracy theorist right now, but fuck.
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