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Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD.
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If someone is telling you about their baby I think you should call their baby a loser, but also shame them for enabling their loser baby’s behavior.
I’d like to do improv, but I also want to not be insufferable.
Name trends are wild. One day Grandpa Jayden will be reading to lil’ baby Edith or some shit.
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Newsom: "He doesn't play by a different set of rules. He doesn't believe in the rules. As a consequence, we need to disabuse ourselves of the way things have been done. It's not enough to just hold hands, have a candlelight vigil, talk about way the world should be...we have got to meet fire w/fire"
We were so quick to call it phone sex we never even thought to call it phone boning
Doin shit on TikTok now. Idk who tf I am.
👎🏻white people blues👎🏻
Fuck you. I’m putting ketchup on my hot dog, pineapple on my pizza, chili on my cinnamon rolls, and cottage cheese on everything.
Been thinkin of a lotta jokes lately
Fortunate mine won’t be affected yet, but surely a matter of time. Open to advice on technique just in case!
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Odd how the turns have tabled… Trump reversed course and admitted that Russia did, in fact, invade Ukraine. International news sources and independent media have stepped up to keep Americans informed.
If by “Fort Collins” you mean “2.5 hours west of Chicago on the Illinois side of the Mississippi” then yeah!
She was even worse at not marrying abusers
What if we, as a society, made an amendment excluding anyone who’s ever received a Stone Cold Stunner from ever holding positions in the federal government? What if we did that?
What this country needs is resurgence of WWJD bracelets
I’ll be 38 years old next month, which is why I was standing perfectly still last night and messed up my knee.
Starting a melodic grindcore band.
Someone complimented my Celtics hat today and I’m probably gonna feel cool af forever now
Not just what’s currently happening, but what it’s setting us up for. I can feel it in my bones!
Trying my darnedest to not be a conspiracy theorist right now, but fuck.