Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin
@evanlarkin.bsky.social
Ghost ship on the loose.
3 degrees from Kevin Bacon.
3 degrees from Kevin Bacon.
“The world is crazy right now.”
“Yeah, it’s basically like playing Earthbound and paying attention to the plot.”
“Yeah, it’s basically like playing Earthbound and paying attention to the plot.”
January 21, 2026 at 3:56 AM
“The world is crazy right now.”
“Yeah, it’s basically like playing Earthbound and paying attention to the plot.”
“Yeah, it’s basically like playing Earthbound and paying attention to the plot.”
Preordered @jasonkpargin.bsky.social’s new book today, so I must have faith that things will be at least okay enough that I’ll be able to read it.
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Preordered @jasonkpargin.bsky.social’s new book today, so I must have faith that things will be at least okay enough that I’ll be able to read it.
Hey folks, if anyone needs an ICE whistle, I have 2 that I’m printing and sending out to anyone who needs them. One is loud as heck and one has an emergency number on it. Let me know any I’ll mail you however many you want.
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Hey folks, if anyone needs an ICE whistle, I have 2 that I’m printing and sending out to anyone who needs them. One is loud as heck and one has an emergency number on it. Let me know any I’ll mail you however many you want.
Touch-and-go for a bit - mobo soldering from the factory failed but I fixed it. We’re up and running! My comeback to existing on the internet is imminent.
January 4, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Touch-and-go for a bit - mobo soldering from the factory failed but I fixed it. We’re up and running! My comeback to existing on the internet is imminent.
Super excited to say that after a long hiatus, I’m going to be returning to streaming after Christmas!
December 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Super excited to say that after a long hiatus, I’m going to be returning to streaming after Christmas!
I think I know why general tso’s popcorn isn’t a thing
December 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I think I know why general tso’s popcorn isn’t a thing
It’s still funny to me that Nidoran is the only pokemon that makes gender a central part of its identity.
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It’s still funny to me that Nidoran is the only pokemon that makes gender a central part of its identity.
I think it’s kind of funny that just like 20 years ago, you can tell if a game is going to be good or not based whether they use their own soundtrack or a licensed song in the commercial.
December 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I think it’s kind of funny that just like 20 years ago, you can tell if a game is going to be good or not based whether they use their own soundtrack or a licensed song in the commercial.
My wife died.
According to the mortgage company.
Weird phone call to get given that she just pulled into the garage.
According to the mortgage company.
Weird phone call to get given that she just pulled into the garage.
December 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My wife died.
According to the mortgage company.
Weird phone call to get given that she just pulled into the garage.
According to the mortgage company.
Weird phone call to get given that she just pulled into the garage.
I’m 37 and I still love Pokemon. Gimme a kid and I will dress its room in Swablu.
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I’m 37 and I still love Pokemon. Gimme a kid and I will dress its room in Swablu.
I took Paxil this morning and since have felt HORRIBLE.
Other than that, no feelings.
Other than that, no feelings.
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I took Paxil this morning and since have felt HORRIBLE.
Other than that, no feelings.
Other than that, no feelings.
Send me your warhammer paintings. This is for my wife.
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Send me your warhammer paintings. This is for my wife.
The internet knows exactly how i like headlines worded.
www.mississippifreepress.org/lab-monkeys-...
www.mississippifreepress.org/lab-monkeys-...
Lab Monkeys Escape Overturned Truck Near Heidelberg, Mississippi
Lab monkeys from Tulane University have escaped an overturned truck around mile marker 117 on Interstate 59, north of the town of Heidelberg, Mississippi, marshalling a response from numerous law enfo...
www.mississippifreepress.org
October 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The internet knows exactly how i like headlines worded.
www.mississippifreepress.org/lab-monkeys-...
www.mississippifreepress.org/lab-monkeys-...
If you’re opening a clothing store, feel free to call it “Clothes to Perfection.”
October 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
If you’re opening a clothing store, feel free to call it “Clothes to Perfection.”
Waiting patiently for Trader Joe’s two-buck Chuck version of THC drinks
October 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Waiting patiently for Trader Joe’s two-buck Chuck version of THC drinks
No picture, but I got to watch a belted kingfisher today. In Apple Valley of all places!
September 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
No picture, but I got to watch a belted kingfisher today. In Apple Valley of all places!
Got a new Stetson and couldn’t be happier with it.
September 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Got a new Stetson and couldn’t be happier with it.
Working on becoming a robocop
September 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Working on becoming a robocop
Figured it was a good day to hit up a subculture I know literally nothing about
September 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Figured it was a good day to hit up a subculture I know literally nothing about
Reposted by Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin
Turner classic movies? i hardly know her classic movies
September 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Turner classic movies? i hardly know her classic movies
Check this out. Big grasshopper with a chunk out of its head going in circles. Looks like it’s been doing it so long that the leg on the outside of the turn is getting damaged. Nature is terrifying.
September 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Check this out. Big grasshopper with a chunk out of its head going in circles. Looks like it’s been doing it so long that the leg on the outside of the turn is getting damaged. Nature is terrifying.
Counted 19 monarchs on a less than 1.5 mile walk. That felt nice. Note honey bee in the center too.
September 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Counted 19 monarchs on a less than 1.5 mile walk. That felt nice. Note honey bee in the center too.
Bratwurst is a coping mechanism for adults not willing to accept that hot dogs are better, but too small.
September 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Bratwurst is a coping mechanism for adults not willing to accept that hot dogs are better, but too small.
Reposted by Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin
More like Writer S. Thompson
(i learn that he was also an avid hunter)
More like Hunter S. Writer
(i learn that he was also an avid hunter)
More like Hunter S. Writer
August 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
More like Writer S. Thompson
(i learn that he was also an avid hunter)
More like Hunter S. Writer
(i learn that he was also an avid hunter)
More like Hunter S. Writer
When life gets you down, take a deep breath (you bisexual disaster).
September 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
When life gets you down, take a deep breath (you bisexual disaster).