Evan’s Ranking Tablet
@evansrankingtablet.bsky.social
(21, He/him, 🇺🇸) Wannabe YouTuber now on BlueSky. Media critic. My gimmick is everything I review gets put into one big ranking.
My YouTube: https://youtube.com/@evansrankingtablet?si=7LfNHM05VGQfHuYO
My Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/78yN7
My YouTube: https://youtube.com/@evansrankingtablet?si=7LfNHM05VGQfHuYO
My Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/78yN7
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February #promosky!
I’m Evan, a media critic who ranks everything I review into one big ranking & tries to put effort into what I post + I’m also uploading to YouTube a bit again.
• He/him, 🇺🇸, 20 yrs
Recent interests:
- Rankings
- YouTube videos as art
- Gaming
January posts I’m proud of:
I’m Evan, a media critic who ranks everything I review into one big ranking & tries to put effort into what I post + I’m also uploading to YouTube a bit again.
• He/him, 🇺🇸, 20 yrs
Recent interests:
- Rankings
- YouTube videos as art
- Gaming
January posts I’m proud of:
I’ll have to replay this one on the harder difficulty before I fully review it but it was pretty good!
Fun hacking/combat mix that feels less-so inconvenient and more-so tense + decent visuals and a really sweet character dynamic, I liked it! Currently a 7/10 for me & it’ll probably stay that way.
Fun hacking/combat mix that feels less-so inconvenient and more-so tense + decent visuals and a really sweet character dynamic, I liked it! Currently a 7/10 for me & it’ll probably stay that way.
February 6, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I’ll have to replay this one on the harder difficulty before I fully review it but it was pretty good!
Fun hacking/combat mix that feels less-so inconvenient and more-so tense + decent visuals and a really sweet character dynamic, I liked it! Currently a 7/10 for me & it’ll probably stay that way.
Fun hacking/combat mix that feels less-so inconvenient and more-so tense + decent visuals and a really sweet character dynamic, I liked it! Currently a 7/10 for me & it’ll probably stay that way.
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I’m ranking all 8 films directed by the awful director duo, Arron Seltzer & Jason Friedberg from “best” to WORST!
This is the hardest thread I’ve had to research for because all 8 of these films are awful & the bottom 4 are all in my top 11 worst movies of all time..
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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This is the hardest thread I’ve had to research for because all 8 of these films are awful & the bottom 4 are all in my top 11 worst movies of all time..
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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December 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’m ranking all 8 films directed by the awful director duo, Arron Seltzer & Jason Friedberg from “best” to WORST!
This is the hardest thread I’ve had to research for because all 8 of these films are awful & the bottom 4 are all in my top 11 worst movies of all time..
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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This is the hardest thread I’ve had to research for because all 8 of these films are awful & the bottom 4 are all in my top 11 worst movies of all time..
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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What’s a piece of media so bad, it felt like sewing needles were slowly being stabbed into your eyeballs while sitting through it?
For me, it’s Jason Friedburg & Aaron Seltzer’s “Best Night Ever”
For me, it’s Jason Friedburg & Aaron Seltzer’s “Best Night Ever”
February 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
What’s a piece of media so bad, it felt like sewing needles were slowly being stabbed into your eyeballs while sitting through it?
For me, it’s Jason Friedburg & Aaron Seltzer’s “Best Night Ever”
For me, it’s Jason Friedburg & Aaron Seltzer’s “Best Night Ever”
My 2025 YouTube video Awards nominees (based on my opinion)
The full award show will be a YouTube video I plan on uploading in late March 2026, meant to celebrate more artistic & usually underrated YouTube content.
I’ll update this thread throughout the day.
{ #IndieAnimation, #FilmSky }
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The full award show will be a YouTube video I plan on uploading in late March 2026, meant to celebrate more artistic & usually underrated YouTube content.
I’ll update this thread throughout the day.
{ #IndieAnimation, #FilmSky }
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February 5, 2026 at 12:06 AM
My 2025 YouTube video Awards nominees (based on my opinion)
The full award show will be a YouTube video I plan on uploading in late March 2026, meant to celebrate more artistic & usually underrated YouTube content.
I’ll update this thread throughout the day.
{ #IndieAnimation, #FilmSky }
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The full award show will be a YouTube video I plan on uploading in late March 2026, meant to celebrate more artistic & usually underrated YouTube content.
I’ll update this thread throughout the day.
{ #IndieAnimation, #FilmSky }
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If anyone’s curious, I’d rank Ms. Piggy’s cameo this year second-to-last place.
Her flirting with Jeff & the musical number with the dog muppet could have been funny, but neither ended up being funny at all.
Anyway original thread/ranking below.
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Her flirting with Jeff & the musical number with the dog muppet could have been funny, but neither ended up being funny at all.
Anyway original thread/ranking below.
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December 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
If anyone’s curious, I’d rank Ms. Piggy’s cameo this year second-to-last place.
Her flirting with Jeff & the musical number with the dog muppet could have been funny, but neither ended up being funny at all.
Anyway original thread/ranking below.
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Her flirting with Jeff & the musical number with the dog muppet could have been funny, but neither ended up being funny at all.
Anyway original thread/ranking below.
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SpongeBob’s “A Fish Called Sandy” review: My 2nd favorite SpongeBob episode of all time!
That subtitle isn’t hyperbole, this is my 2nd favorite episode of SpongeBob aside from Graveyard Shift & I have to talk about it!
> #SpongeBobSquarePants, #Animation, #ReviewSky >
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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That subtitle isn’t hyperbole, this is my 2nd favorite episode of SpongeBob aside from Graveyard Shift & I have to talk about it!
> #SpongeBobSquarePants, #Animation, #ReviewSky >
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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December 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
SpongeBob’s “A Fish Called Sandy” review: My 2nd favorite SpongeBob episode of all time!
That subtitle isn’t hyperbole, this is my 2nd favorite episode of SpongeBob aside from Graveyard Shift & I have to talk about it!
> #SpongeBobSquarePants, #Animation, #ReviewSky >
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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That subtitle isn’t hyperbole, this is my 2nd favorite episode of SpongeBob aside from Graveyard Shift & I have to talk about it!
> #SpongeBobSquarePants, #Animation, #ReviewSky >
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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In this thread, I’m ranking all 6 SpongeBob movies WORST to BEST! Opinion warning because most of these review scores (outside of the very top & bottom) aren’t popular opinions.
I love the top 2 of these, #3 is fine & I hate the bottom 3.
{ #Spongebob, #FilmSky }
[❤️💬🔄s appreciated!]
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I love the top 2 of these, #3 is fine & I hate the bottom 3.
{ #Spongebob, #FilmSky }
[❤️💬🔄s appreciated!]
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December 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
In this thread, I’m ranking all 6 SpongeBob movies WORST to BEST! Opinion warning because most of these review scores (outside of the very top & bottom) aren’t popular opinions.
I love the top 2 of these, #3 is fine & I hate the bottom 3.
{ #Spongebob, #FilmSky }
[❤️💬🔄s appreciated!]
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I love the top 2 of these, #3 is fine & I hate the bottom 3.
{ #Spongebob, #FilmSky }
[❤️💬🔄s appreciated!]
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Post your favorite episode of your favorite show! 📺
I don’t think the specific episode has a title card so I made my own, it was the 100th episode special of How I Met Your Mother.
I don’t think the specific episode has a title card so I made my own, it was the 100th episode special of How I Met Your Mother.
February 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Post your favorite episode of your favorite show! 📺
I don’t think the specific episode has a title card so I made my own, it was the 100th episode special of How I Met Your Mother.
I don’t think the specific episode has a title card so I made my own, it was the 100th episode special of How I Met Your Mother.
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Absolutely amazing artwork I gotta review. I only just discovered this guy last night and he’s super talented!
This newest one of his in particular has so many little details easy to fall in love with, especially shiny sparkles.
{ #art, #artist, #review, #reviewsky, #Nintendo, #Splatoon }
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This newest one of his in particular has so many little details easy to fall in love with, especially shiny sparkles.
{ #art, #artist, #review, #reviewsky, #Nintendo, #Splatoon }
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February 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
So I was searching “Letterboxd for games” on the App Store & found this weird game collection app. It’s not very good but it has its positives, I like some of the pixel art here & I thought I’d rank all 9 games WORST to BEST.
( #Gaming, #ReviewSky )
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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( #Gaming, #ReviewSky )
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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February 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
So I was searching “Letterboxd for games” on the App Store & found this weird game collection app. It’s not very good but it has its positives, I like some of the pixel art here & I thought I’d rank all 9 games WORST to BEST.
( #Gaming, #ReviewSky )
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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( #Gaming, #ReviewSky )
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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In this thread, I’m going to rank all 5 camp relationships in Expedition 33 (a mechanic where you can level up your friendships with your party members as Verso at the camp.)
One is fine and the other 4 are amazing at least!
⚠️‼️SPOILERS!‼️⚠️
{ #Expedition33, #ReviewSky }
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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One is fine and the other 4 are amazing at least!
⚠️‼️SPOILERS!‼️⚠️
{ #Expedition33, #ReviewSky }
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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December 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
In this thread, I’m going to rank all 5 camp relationships in Expedition 33 (a mechanic where you can level up your friendships with your party members as Verso at the camp.)
One is fine and the other 4 are amazing at least!
⚠️‼️SPOILERS!‼️⚠️
{ #Expedition33, #ReviewSky }
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/24
One is fine and the other 4 are amazing at least!
⚠️‼️SPOILERS!‼️⚠️
{ #Expedition33, #ReviewSky }
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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I’m going to rank all 5 Gestral Beaches in Expedition 33 WORST to BEST.
While I adore Expedition 33 (one of my favorite games ever made), these Gestral Beach mini-games are awful and some of the lowest points of the entire game.
{ #Expedition33, #ReviewSky, #Gaming }
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While I adore Expedition 33 (one of my favorite games ever made), these Gestral Beach mini-games are awful and some of the lowest points of the entire game.
{ #Expedition33, #ReviewSky, #Gaming }
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[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I’m going to rank all 5 Gestral Beaches in Expedition 33 WORST to BEST.
While I adore Expedition 33 (one of my favorite games ever made), these Gestral Beach mini-games are awful and some of the lowest points of the entire game.
{ #Expedition33, #ReviewSky, #Gaming }
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[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
While I adore Expedition 33 (one of my favorite games ever made), these Gestral Beach mini-games are awful and some of the lowest points of the entire game.
{ #Expedition33, #ReviewSky, #Gaming }
🧵1/14
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
Absolutely amazing artwork I gotta review. I only just discovered this guy last night and he’s super talented!
This newest one of his in particular has so many little details easy to fall in love with, especially shiny sparkles.
{ #art, #artist, #review, #reviewsky, #Nintendo, #Splatoon }
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This newest one of his in particular has so many little details easy to fall in love with, especially shiny sparkles.
{ #art, #artist, #review, #reviewsky, #Nintendo, #Splatoon }
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February 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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In this 2-in-1 thread, I’m going to review these 2 incredible new art pieces by @strawbunnycake.bsky.social (left) & @meguart.bsky.social (right).
Be sure to go to the original posts and show them some love!
{ #art, #artist, #review, #reviewsky, #Nintendo }
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Be sure to go to the original posts and show them some love!
{ #art, #artist, #review, #reviewsky, #Nintendo }
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September 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
In this 2-in-1 thread, I’m going to review these 2 incredible new art pieces by @strawbunnycake.bsky.social (left) & @meguart.bsky.social (right).
Be sure to go to the original posts and show them some love!
{ #art, #artist, #review, #reviewsky, #Nintendo }
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Be sure to go to the original posts and show them some love!
{ #art, #artist, #review, #reviewsky, #Nintendo }
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2026 Bsky Resolution plans I thought I’d share:
Threads/posts:
• Every Nostalgia Critic episode ranked
• Every [director] movie ranked
• In Praise of the editing of Dunkey’s Playtime video
• More photography posts
• Better art
• Etc.
Number goal:
• 1K followers (we’re almost halfway there)
Threads/posts:
• Every Nostalgia Critic episode ranked
• Every [director] movie ranked
• In Praise of the editing of Dunkey’s Playtime video
• More photography posts
• Better art
• Etc.
Number goal:
• 1K followers (we’re almost halfway there)
February 3, 2026 at 5:12 AM
2026 Bsky Resolution plans I thought I’d share:
Threads/posts:
• Every Nostalgia Critic episode ranked
• Every [director] movie ranked
• In Praise of the editing of Dunkey’s Playtime video
• More photography posts
• Better art
• Etc.
Number goal:
• 1K followers (we’re almost halfway there)
Threads/posts:
• Every Nostalgia Critic episode ranked
• Every [director] movie ranked
• In Praise of the editing of Dunkey’s Playtime video
• More photography posts
• Better art
• Etc.
Number goal:
• 1K followers (we’re almost halfway there)
I’ve seen very few anime I personally enjoy (Pokemon & Yo-Kai Watch, that’s it) but while I’ve never seen Hell’s Paradise, I want to shoutout Jess for just being a really fun fangirl, I love reading her stuff & I generally shoutout this project for anyone interested in the collab!
#Shoutout, #Anime
#Shoutout, #Anime
Hell’s Paradise YTP collab time!! youtu.be/TEdOqT9vOSY?...
[OPEN] Announcing the Hell's Paradise YTP collab!
YouTube video by Lavender Whale
youtu.be
February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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In this huge ranking thread, I’m ranking every YouTube video I saw of January 2026 WORST to BEST across multiple sittings. The playlist below will update as the year goes on & I watch more videos.
If I plan on/have talked about anything, I’ll be brief about it here.
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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If I plan on/have talked about anything, I’ll be brief about it here.
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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My 2026 YouTube video ranking (Best to Worst) - YouTube
⭐️The top to Mis Mash’s first video are good [10-7/10s] 😐”It’s Schling Time” to snoozie’s “I love rollercoasters” are fine [6.5-5/10s] 💩And Then Colour to th...
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February 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
In this huge ranking thread, I’m ranking every YouTube video I saw of January 2026 WORST to BEST across multiple sittings. The playlist below will update as the year goes on & I watch more videos.
If I plan on/have talked about anything, I’ll be brief about it here.
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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If I plan on/have talked about anything, I’ll be brief about it here.
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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Last night, I went to a video game-bar & played the original Kirby: Air Ride.
In this thread, I’m going to rank all 9 race courses WORST to BEST! A very positive selection overall & I definitely want to get the new game now!
< #Kirby, #Nintendo, #ReviewSky >
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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In this thread, I’m going to rank all 9 race courses WORST to BEST! A very positive selection overall & I definitely want to get the new game now!
< #Kirby, #Nintendo, #ReviewSky >
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/17
January 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Last night, I went to a video game-bar & played the original Kirby: Air Ride.
In this thread, I’m going to rank all 9 race courses WORST to BEST! A very positive selection overall & I definitely want to get the new game now!
< #Kirby, #Nintendo, #ReviewSky >
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/17
In this thread, I’m going to rank all 9 race courses WORST to BEST! A very positive selection overall & I definitely want to get the new game now!
< #Kirby, #Nintendo, #ReviewSky >
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/17
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@lackadaisy.bsky.social Last Call review - It’s one of my top 10 favorite YouTube videos of 2025!
So I love seeing Glitch and Lackadaisy collab, but this review is about the quality of the “Last Call” musical number itself.
📞1/14
[ #Lackadaisy, #LackadaisyCats, #reviewsky, #indieanimation ]
So I love seeing Glitch and Lackadaisy collab, but this review is about the quality of the “Last Call” musical number itself.
📞1/14
[ #Lackadaisy, #LackadaisyCats, #reviewsky, #indieanimation ]
LACKADAISY - Last Call
YouTube video by Lackadaisy
youtu.be
October 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
@lackadaisy.bsky.social Last Call review - It’s one of my top 10 favorite YouTube videos of 2025!
So I love seeing Glitch and Lackadaisy collab, but this review is about the quality of the “Last Call” musical number itself.
📞1/14
[ #Lackadaisy, #LackadaisyCats, #reviewsky, #indieanimation ]
So I love seeing Glitch and Lackadaisy collab, but this review is about the quality of the “Last Call” musical number itself.
📞1/14
[ #Lackadaisy, #LackadaisyCats, #reviewsky, #indieanimation ]
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@auranym.me’s “Cozy Games Need an Edge review: My first video I’ve seen from her & I love it!
I’ll split this thread into 4 sections:
1. Visual Editing
2. Audio
3. As a video essay/the script
4. Verdict/review score
{ #Gaming, #ReviewSky }
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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I’ll split this thread into 4 sections:
1. Visual Editing
2. Audio
3. As a video essay/the script
4. Verdict/review score
{ #Gaming, #ReviewSky }
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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Cozy Games Need an Edge
YouTube video by auranym
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 6:33 AM
@auranym.me’s “Cozy Games Need an Edge review: My first video I’ve seen from her & I love it!
I’ll split this thread into 4 sections:
1. Visual Editing
2. Audio
3. As a video essay/the script
4. Verdict/review score
{ #Gaming, #ReviewSky }
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/13
I’ll split this thread into 4 sections:
1. Visual Editing
2. Audio
3. As a video essay/the script
4. Verdict/review score
{ #Gaming, #ReviewSky }
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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⚠️SPOILERS‼️
In this thread, I’m ranking every short film by Luca Pizzolio Weakest to BEST: this is my most positive ranking yet! The bottom one is fine & all the others range from great to amazing to 3 of my favorite YouTube videos ever made!
{ #FilmSky, #ReviewSky }
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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In this thread, I’m ranking every short film by Luca Pizzolio Weakest to BEST: this is my most positive ranking yet! The bottom one is fine & all the others range from great to amazing to 3 of my favorite YouTube videos ever made!
{ #FilmSky, #ReviewSky }
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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My Luca Pizzolio movie ranking (Best to Weakest) - YouTube
These are all good minus the bottom one being fine, what a phenomenal catalog of short films wow!!
youtube.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
⚠️SPOILERS‼️
In this thread, I’m ranking every short film by Luca Pizzolio Weakest to BEST: this is my most positive ranking yet! The bottom one is fine & all the others range from great to amazing to 3 of my favorite YouTube videos ever made!
{ #FilmSky, #ReviewSky }
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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In this thread, I’m ranking every short film by Luca Pizzolio Weakest to BEST: this is my most positive ranking yet! The bottom one is fine & all the others range from great to amazing to 3 of my favorite YouTube videos ever made!
{ #FilmSky, #ReviewSky }
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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February #promosky!
I’m Evan, a media critic who ranks everything I review into one big ranking & tries to put effort into what I post + I’m also uploading to YouTube a bit again.
• He/him, 🇺🇸, 20 yrs
Recent interests:
- Rankings
- YouTube videos as art
- Gaming
January posts I’m proud of:
I’m Evan, a media critic who ranks everything I review into one big ranking & tries to put effort into what I post + I’m also uploading to YouTube a bit again.
• He/him, 🇺🇸, 20 yrs
Recent interests:
- Rankings
- YouTube videos as art
- Gaming
January posts I’m proud of:
February 1, 2026 at 6:35 PM
February #promosky!
I’m Evan, a media critic who ranks everything I review into one big ranking & tries to put effort into what I post + I’m also uploading to YouTube a bit again.
• He/him, 🇺🇸, 20 yrs
Recent interests:
- Rankings
- YouTube videos as art
- Gaming
January posts I’m proud of:
I’m Evan, a media critic who ranks everything I review into one big ranking & tries to put effort into what I post + I’m also uploading to YouTube a bit again.
• He/him, 🇺🇸, 20 yrs
Recent interests:
- Rankings
- YouTube videos as art
- Gaming
January posts I’m proud of: