Ev the happy turkey 🦃
@evanwm91.bsky.social
Hoosier turned Oregonian | PhD in Social Psychology | Spooky movies, pizza, things, etc.
He/him 🏳️🌈
Venmo 👉🏻👈🏻: https://venmo.com/u/Evan-McCracken-3
He/him 🏳️🌈
Venmo 👉🏻👈🏻: https://venmo.com/u/Evan-McCracken-3
Someone bring me a some really good nachos and a cold beer and I'm yours.
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Someone bring me a some really good nachos and a cold beer and I'm yours.
Charli xcx I am fed. thank you mother.
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Charli xcx I am fed. thank you mother.
Finally watched Prey!!
Whyyyyy did I wait so long omg omg
Whyyyyy did I wait so long omg omg
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Finally watched Prey!!
Whyyyyy did I wait so long omg omg
Whyyyyy did I wait so long omg omg
Pup-sitting this weekend :D
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Pup-sitting this weekend :D
Portland metro gays…hiiiii
I still wanna be friends and do friend things together 🤗
I still wanna be friends and do friend things together 🤗
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Portland metro gays…hiiiii
I still wanna be friends and do friend things together 🤗
I still wanna be friends and do friend things together 🤗
Someone tell me to get my ass to the gym and I will…
and maybe I’ll post a reward
and maybe I’ll post a reward
November 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Someone tell me to get my ass to the gym and I will…
and maybe I’ll post a reward
and maybe I’ll post a reward
Really wanna go camping at a dark sky sanctuary ⛺️
Who’s with me?
Who’s with me?
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Really wanna go camping at a dark sky sanctuary ⛺️
Who’s with me?
Who’s with me?
Ignore my frizzy hair but my child was cute 🥰
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ignore my frizzy hair but my child was cute 🥰
Oft. Had so many nightmares last night.
I’m one sleepy guy today
I’m one sleepy guy today
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oft. Had so many nightmares last night.
I’m one sleepy guy today
I’m one sleepy guy today
Anybody know anybody who works at Netflix?!?!
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Anybody know anybody who works at Netflix?!?!
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When you step on a pile of wet leaves and you feel yourself begun to slip
November 17, 2024 at 7:23 PM
When you step on a pile of wet leaves and you feel yourself begun to slip
If I get sick because other people in the office don’t take sick days and are up in here being disgusting….well, I’ll be angry (and sick, I suppose)
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If I get sick because other people in the office don’t take sick days and are up in here being disgusting….well, I’ll be angry (and sick, I suppose)
Oldest selfie on my phone (2017)
Cooper cat, the snuggly monster 😻
Cooper cat, the snuggly monster 😻
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Oldest selfie on my phone (2017)
Cooper cat, the snuggly monster 😻
Cooper cat, the snuggly monster 😻
The way I just wanna crawl back in bed and snuggle
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The way I just wanna crawl back in bed and snuggle
Nighty night men inside my phone 🤗
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Nighty night men inside my phone 🤗
I got Monday off….no thanks to @rubadubgrub.bsky.social
If a hot man tells me request Monday off so I’ll have a 4 day weekend….i’ll do it.
November 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I got Monday off….no thanks to @rubadubgrub.bsky.social
If a hot man tells me request Monday off so I’ll have a 4 day weekend….i’ll do it.
November 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If a hot man tells me request Monday off so I’ll have a 4 day weekend….i’ll do it.
I’m a redhead and everyone should give me a lil kiss
HAPPY NATIONAL REDHEAD DAY
November 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I’m a redhead and everyone should give me a lil kiss
Been missing certain aspects of academia but just saw a job posting for a 5/5 teaching load and almost threw my computer out the window
November 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Been missing certain aspects of academia but just saw a job posting for a 5/5 teaching load and almost threw my computer out the window
This is one of those weeks at work where I’m just kinda here twirling in my chair…waiting for the stress to build before I actually do anything
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
This is one of those weeks at work where I’m just kinda here twirling in my chair…waiting for the stress to build before I actually do anything
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Bluesky rn