Eve Harms, 2026 edition
@eveharms.com
I’m Eve, a horror/bizarro/exploitation writer based in LA, author of TRANSMUTED. I also make zines, apps and whatever else I feel like 🤡. Follow for updates on my work, jokes, cool stuff, insights, shitposts. 🏳️⚧️🕎🍉🪬
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Logging off to spend some time with Healthcliff and Cathy
January 24, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Logging off to spend some time with Healthcliff and Cathy
Abolish the federal government entirely at this point
January 24, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Abolish the federal government entirely at this point
They have never been interested in communication, or creating meaning, only in taking power. Language and their simulacrum of reasoning is only used in the service of gaining more power. Domination is their only value, and their only message is that they will take everything we let them take
January 24, 2026 at 8:01 PM
They have never been interested in communication, or creating meaning, only in taking power. Language and their simulacrum of reasoning is only used in the service of gaining more power. Domination is their only value, and their only message is that they will take everything we let them take
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the failure of democratic leadership to fight back against this tyranny is wholly disqualifying. jeffries refusing to whip votes against ice funding is effectively a tacit approval of the street executions of americans by an unaccountable federal paramilitary. I dunno, man. they’ve abandoned us
January 24, 2026 at 6:50 PM
the failure of democratic leadership to fight back against this tyranny is wholly disqualifying. jeffries refusing to whip votes against ice funding is effectively a tacit approval of the street executions of americans by an unaccountable federal paramilitary. I dunno, man. they’ve abandoned us
Last night I dreamed I was in an ER waiting room to get a Joker-like-edgelord animated tattoo removed from my arm. I waited so long and they blew past my number, so I went to the burned out receptionist to see if I'd been forgotten about. He said that the tattoo was cool actually. Tell me your dream
January 24, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Last night I dreamed I was in an ER waiting room to get a Joker-like-edgelord animated tattoo removed from my arm. I waited so long and they blew past my number, so I went to the burned out receptionist to see if I'd been forgotten about. He said that the tattoo was cool actually. Tell me your dream
I opened up my ideas note to find one that just says "Sex League". It made me cackle, but I wish I'd written more because I have no idea what I was going for with it
January 24, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I opened up my ideas note to find one that just says "Sex League". It made me cackle, but I wish I'd written more because I have no idea what I was going for with it
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So I've taken up taking photos of my cursed apartment building. I decided to use them to make screenshots for a fake video game exploring it
I plan to make more of these fake game artifacts with my cursed apartment tour photos 💾
I plan to make more of these fake game artifacts with my cursed apartment tour photos 💾
January 23, 2026 at 3:00 PM
So I've taken up taking photos of my cursed apartment building. I decided to use them to make screenshots for a fake video game exploring it
I plan to make more of these fake game artifacts with my cursed apartment tour photos 💾
I plan to make more of these fake game artifacts with my cursed apartment tour photos 💾
AILFs are child-free MILFs, or “Aunties I’d like to Fuck”
January 21, 2026 at 10:31 PM
AILFs are child-free MILFs, or “Aunties I’d like to Fuck”
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All the moral panics in the world ginned up that queers are coming for your kids, while masked men are kidnapping children in broad daylight.
1/21/2026 - Minneapolis
Federal agents abduct two teenagers (15 & 16) from a doctor's appointment
At one point, it appears an agent tases one of the children
Federal agents abduct two teenagers (15 & 16) from a doctor's appointment
At one point, it appears an agent tases one of the children
January 21, 2026 at 10:25 PM
All the moral panics in the world ginned up that queers are coming for your kids, while masked men are kidnapping children in broad daylight.
They should have doordash but for a single bag of jellybeans. And it’s free. And you don’t need an app. And it’s delivered by someone I already know and trust, and they do it now
January 21, 2026 at 10:21 PM
They should have doordash but for a single bag of jellybeans. And it’s free. And you don’t need an app. And it’s delivered by someone I already know and trust, and they do it now
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If you have a trans woman in your life, you should bring her flowers next time you see her. You don’t need a reason, you don’t need to be dating. Just bring her flowers goddamnit!
March 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
If you have a trans woman in your life, you should bring her flowers next time you see her. You don’t need a reason, you don’t need to be dating. Just bring her flowers goddamnit!
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(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.
January 20, 2026 at 2:00 AM
(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.
Brain-rotted French trans woman going out to touch grass for the first time in weeks and seeing a mountain range: "Le Grand Big Mommy Milkers"...
January 20, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Brain-rotted French trans woman going out to touch grass for the first time in weeks and seeing a mountain range: "Le Grand Big Mommy Milkers"...
There’s a brand of “eco-friendly” products named If You Care, and I can’t help but imagine it said in the most sneering, smug, and condescending tone every time I seen it
January 20, 2026 at 7:57 PM
There’s a brand of “eco-friendly” products named If You Care, and I can’t help but imagine it said in the most sneering, smug, and condescending tone every time I seen it
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Horror fans will be like “I’m literally shaking and crying and throwing up right now” but that means they liked it
November 15, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Horror fans will be like “I’m literally shaking and crying and throwing up right now” but that means they liked it
A French man saw a pair of beautiful mountains and said to himself “I’m going to name these after how horny I am right now”
January 20, 2026 at 7:50 PM
A French man saw a pair of beautiful mountains and said to himself “I’m going to name these after how horny I am right now”
Me, hearing about The Grand Tetons: Oh yeah? What’s so fucking grand about them
Me, witnessing The Grand Tetons: Holy shit
Me, witnessing The Grand Tetons: Holy shit
January 20, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Me, hearing about The Grand Tetons: Oh yeah? What’s so fucking grand about them
Me, witnessing The Grand Tetons: Holy shit
Me, witnessing The Grand Tetons: Holy shit
But inter-community personal grievances ARE my politics
January 20, 2026 at 7:47 PM
But inter-community personal grievances ARE my politics
Men’s Incomprehensibles
January 20, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Men’s Incomprehensibles
I would like to apologize and offer my sincerest condolences to the families of Tony the Tiger, The Quaker Oat gentleman, and Kevin Bacon
Accidentally wrote my grocery list in the Death Note again, sorry
January 20, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I would like to apologize and offer my sincerest condolences to the families of Tony the Tiger, The Quaker Oat gentleman, and Kevin Bacon
Accidentally wrote my grocery list in the Death Note again, sorry
January 20, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Accidentally wrote my grocery list in the Death Note again, sorry
Fragile men with guns in your area
January 18, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Fragile men with guns in your area
The marauders would like to rape and pillage without their feelings being hurt. Please be nice to them when they come to raid your village and burn it to the ground
January 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
The marauders would like to rape and pillage without their feelings being hurt. Please be nice to them when they come to raid your village and burn it to the ground
The latest craze among today’s youth is “bottled water”. The kids say it “tastes better” than sink water, but I can’t tell the difference
January 18, 2026 at 9:43 PM
The latest craze among today’s youth is “bottled water”. The kids say it “tastes better” than sink water, but I can’t tell the difference
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