Eve Harms, Gourd Respecter
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I’m Eve, a horror/bizarro/exploitation writer based in LA, author of TRANSMUTED. I also make zines, apps and whatever else I feel like 🤡. Follow for updates on my work, jokes, cool stuff, insights, shitposts. 🏳️⚧️🕎🍉🪬
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Getting ready for 2026 like
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Getting ready for 2026 like
Collective unconscious check: What did you dream about last night?
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Collective unconscious check: What did you dream about last night?
iPhone? They should call it a "me phone" because this generation is all "me me me"
December 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
iPhone? They should call it a "me phone" because this generation is all "me me me"
"It builds character!" Great. But, there's such a thing as having too much "character"
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"It builds character!" Great. But, there's such a thing as having too much "character"
ACAB includes Santa. I will not be elaborating.
December 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
ACAB includes Santa. I will not be elaborating.
I'm sorry I'm not functioning optimally in a retail environment designed to disorient me
December 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I'm sorry I'm not functioning optimally in a retail environment designed to disorient me
Oh so being high at the grocery store is a crime now? We're buying tasty beverages, not operating heavy machinery here
December 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Oh so being high at the grocery store is a crime now? We're buying tasty beverages, not operating heavy machinery here
Some people are assholes, but a lot of us are walking around with a completely shot nervous system and dealing with multiple disabling invisible physical and mental conditions, and yeah we get overstimulated and disoriented at the grocery store sometimes and take too long at the self checkout
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Some people are assholes, but a lot of us are walking around with a completely shot nervous system and dealing with multiple disabling invisible physical and mental conditions, and yeah we get overstimulated and disoriented at the grocery store sometimes and take too long at the self checkout
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Santa's "elves" you say? Wake up--it's child labor. Trafficking. What'd you think happens to kids once they go in Krampus' bag? "Baby" Jesus, adrenochrome, a heart grows three sizes. Eleven piper's piping--PIED Piper--silent nights. Who-ville? Wrong question. We know who. Ask How-ville. Why-ville.
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Santa's "elves" you say? Wake up--it's child labor. Trafficking. What'd you think happens to kids once they go in Krampus' bag? "Baby" Jesus, adrenochrome, a heart grows three sizes. Eleven piper's piping--PIED Piper--silent nights. Who-ville? Wrong question. We know who. Ask How-ville. Why-ville.
When I was growing up kids were into “pokemon” which stood for “pocket monsters.” These were small monsters that you could feel with your hands and put in your pocket.
Today’s kids are all into “digimon” or “digital monsters.” You cannot feel them with your hands because they live in your computer
Today’s kids are all into “digimon” or “digital monsters.” You cannot feel them with your hands because they live in your computer
December 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
When I was growing up kids were into “pokemon” which stood for “pocket monsters.” These were small monsters that you could feel with your hands and put in your pocket.
Today’s kids are all into “digimon” or “digital monsters.” You cannot feel them with your hands because they live in your computer
Today’s kids are all into “digimon” or “digital monsters.” You cannot feel them with your hands because they live in your computer
Well, Netflix buying Warner Brothers sucks and is bad news for everyone. But it was the better of the two likely outcomes. So, okay. Feels like US politics
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Well, Netflix buying Warner Brothers sucks and is bad news for everyone. But it was the better of the two likely outcomes. So, okay. Feels like US politics
I've decided I'm not going to let AI reduce my usage of em dashes--I'm just going to render them with a double dash instead of the proper character from now on to signal it's human usage.
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I've decided I'm not going to let AI reduce my usage of em dashes--I'm just going to render them with a double dash instead of the proper character from now on to signal it's human usage.
Santa's "elves" you say? Wake up--it's child labor. Trafficking. What'd you think happens to kids once they go in Krampus' bag? "Baby" Jesus, adrenochrome, a heart grows three sizes. Eleven piper's piping--PIED Piper--silent nights. Who-ville? Wrong question. We know who. Ask How-ville. Why-ville.
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Santa's "elves" you say? Wake up--it's child labor. Trafficking. What'd you think happens to kids once they go in Krampus' bag? "Baby" Jesus, adrenochrome, a heart grows three sizes. Eleven piper's piping--PIED Piper--silent nights. Who-ville? Wrong question. We know who. Ask How-ville. Why-ville.
man some of the electroclash we were listening to in the early 2010s is absolutely criminal
December 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
man some of the electroclash we were listening to in the early 2010s is absolutely criminal
Damn this is heartbreaking. OP’s sister was doing everything right to manage her extremely difficult condition and responding to psychosis warning signals in a responsible manner. But it was fucking Samsung suddenly turning ads on her fridge that ended up being cryptic and creepy. Lawsuit-worthy imo
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Damn this is heartbreaking. OP’s sister was doing everything right to manage her extremely difficult condition and responding to psychosis warning signals in a responsible manner. But it was fucking Samsung suddenly turning ads on her fridge that ended up being cryptic and creepy. Lawsuit-worthy imo
So many people in desperate need of learning the concept and phrase “It’s not for me, and that’s okay.”
December 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
So many people in desperate need of learning the concept and phrase “It’s not for me, and that’s okay.”
If I ever had the misfortune of being in charge of things, we’d have a lot of laws and institutions based around remedying my personal annoyances
December 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If I ever had the misfortune of being in charge of things, we’d have a lot of laws and institutions based around remedying my personal annoyances
All cars should have a mandatory feature where after the horn is pressed in succession at certain durations it stops honking and goes “I’m an asshole. I’m a huuuuuuuge asshole” instead
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
All cars should have a mandatory feature where after the horn is pressed in succession at certain durations it stops honking and goes “I’m an asshole. I’m a huuuuuuuge asshole” instead
Grindr Recap 2025
This year you were verse-atile
Destroying 55 twinks
And getting topped 46 times
You sent 2,833 messages
Including 321 ones that just said "hey"
That's a lot of pillow talk!
The average height you went for was over 6 feet
Making you... a size queen uwu
This year you were verse-atile
Destroying 55 twinks
And getting topped 46 times
You sent 2,833 messages
Including 321 ones that just said "hey"
That's a lot of pillow talk!
The average height you went for was over 6 feet
Making you... a size queen uwu
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Grindr Recap 2025
This year you were verse-atile
Destroying 55 twinks
And getting topped 46 times
You sent 2,833 messages
Including 321 ones that just said "hey"
That's a lot of pillow talk!
The average height you went for was over 6 feet
Making you... a size queen uwu
This year you were verse-atile
Destroying 55 twinks
And getting topped 46 times
You sent 2,833 messages
Including 321 ones that just said "hey"
That's a lot of pillow talk!
The average height you went for was over 6 feet
Making you... a size queen uwu
Who came up with the idea of a Youtube Recap? Some apps should not be recapped. It's depressing
December 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Who came up with the idea of a Youtube Recap? Some apps should not be recapped. It's depressing
I would like to hear your interpretation of the final line of Chinatown (1974)
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I would like to hear your interpretation of the final line of Chinatown (1974)
It’s wild that a screenshot from the music video of one of the sexiest songs of all time looks like that
If you see this, post a Spider-Man.
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It’s wild that a screenshot from the music video of one of the sexiest songs of all time looks like that
I was in the No Man’s Sky subreddit in a thread about what people would want added to the game, and multiple people said “brand deals.” They wanted Star Wars and Star Trek jammed into this original world and story. I can’t imagine anything I’d want less. It was very alienating lol
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I was in the No Man’s Sky subreddit in a thread about what people would want added to the game, and multiple people said “brand deals.” They wanted Star Wars and Star Trek jammed into this original world and story. I can’t imagine anything I’d want less. It was very alienating lol
It’s crazy how many modern Christmas songs are mostly someone manically yelling “CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS” for four minutes straight
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It’s crazy how many modern Christmas songs are mostly someone manically yelling “CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS” for four minutes straight
Cute cat simulator, a game where you're a cat who is trying to get their humans' attention and you have to balance their annoyance with being cute. You get points for how much the owners fawn over you and achievements for new nicknames and songs made up for you.
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Cute cat simulator, a game where you're a cat who is trying to get their humans' attention and you have to balance their annoyance with being cute. You get points for how much the owners fawn over you and achievements for new nicknames and songs made up for you.