Eve Harms, Gourd Respecter
@eveharms.com
I’m Eve, a horror/bizarro/exploitation writer based in LA, author of TRANSMUTED. I also make zines, apps and whatever else I feel like 🤡. Follow for updates on my work, jokes, cool stuff, insights, shitposts. 🏳️⚧️🕎🍉🪬
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Well, Netflix buying Warner Brothers sucks and is bad news for everyone. But it was the better of the two likely outcomes. So, okay. Feels like US politics
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Well, Netflix buying Warner Brothers sucks and is bad news for everyone. But it was the better of the two likely outcomes. So, okay. Feels like US politics
I've decided I'm not going to let AI reduce my usage of em dashes--I'm just going to render them with a double dash instead of the proper character from now on to signal it's human usage.
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I've decided I'm not going to let AI reduce my usage of em dashes--I'm just going to render them with a double dash instead of the proper character from now on to signal it's human usage.
Santa's "elves" you say? Wake up--it's child labor. Trafficking. What'd you think happens to kids once they go in Krampus' bag? "Baby" Jesus, adrenochrome, a heart grows three sizes. Eleven piper's piping--PIED Piper--silent nights. Who-ville? Wrong question. We know who. Ask How-ville. Why-ville.
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Santa's "elves" you say? Wake up--it's child labor. Trafficking. What'd you think happens to kids once they go in Krampus' bag? "Baby" Jesus, adrenochrome, a heart grows three sizes. Eleven piper's piping--PIED Piper--silent nights. Who-ville? Wrong question. We know who. Ask How-ville. Why-ville.
man some of the electroclash we were listening to in the early 2010s is absolutely criminal
December 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
man some of the electroclash we were listening to in the early 2010s is absolutely criminal
Damn this is heartbreaking. OP’s sister was doing everything right to manage her extremely difficult condition and responding to psychosis warning signals in a responsible manner. But it was fucking Samsung suddenly turning ads on her fridge that ended up being cryptic and creepy. Lawsuit-worthy imo
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Damn this is heartbreaking. OP’s sister was doing everything right to manage her extremely difficult condition and responding to psychosis warning signals in a responsible manner. But it was fucking Samsung suddenly turning ads on her fridge that ended up being cryptic and creepy. Lawsuit-worthy imo
So many people in desperate need of learning the concept and phrase “It’s not for me, and that’s okay.”
December 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
So many people in desperate need of learning the concept and phrase “It’s not for me, and that’s okay.”
If I ever had the misfortune of being in charge of things, we’d have a lot of laws and institutions based around remedying my personal annoyances
December 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If I ever had the misfortune of being in charge of things, we’d have a lot of laws and institutions based around remedying my personal annoyances
All cars should have a mandatory feature where after the horn is pressed in succession at certain durations it stops honking and goes “I’m an asshole. I’m a huuuuuuuge asshole” instead
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
All cars should have a mandatory feature where after the horn is pressed in succession at certain durations it stops honking and goes “I’m an asshole. I’m a huuuuuuuge asshole” instead
Grindr Recap 2025
This year you were verse-atile
Destroying 55 twinks
And getting topped 46 times
You sent 2,833 messages
Including 321 ones that just said "hey"
That's a lot of pillow talk!
The average height you went for was over 6 feet
Making you... a size queen uwu
This year you were verse-atile
Destroying 55 twinks
And getting topped 46 times
You sent 2,833 messages
Including 321 ones that just said "hey"
That's a lot of pillow talk!
The average height you went for was over 6 feet
Making you... a size queen uwu
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Grindr Recap 2025
This year you were verse-atile
Destroying 55 twinks
And getting topped 46 times
You sent 2,833 messages
Including 321 ones that just said "hey"
That's a lot of pillow talk!
The average height you went for was over 6 feet
Making you... a size queen uwu
This year you were verse-atile
Destroying 55 twinks
And getting topped 46 times
You sent 2,833 messages
Including 321 ones that just said "hey"
That's a lot of pillow talk!
The average height you went for was over 6 feet
Making you... a size queen uwu
Who came up with the idea of a Youtube Recap? Some apps should not be recapped. It's depressing
December 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Who came up with the idea of a Youtube Recap? Some apps should not be recapped. It's depressing
I would like to hear your interpretation of the final line of Chinatown (1974)
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I would like to hear your interpretation of the final line of Chinatown (1974)
It’s wild that a screenshot from the music video of one of the sexiest songs of all time looks like that
If you see this, post a Spider-Man.
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It’s wild that a screenshot from the music video of one of the sexiest songs of all time looks like that
I was in the No Man’s Sky subreddit in a thread about what people would want added to the game, and multiple people said “brand deals.” They wanted Star Wars and Star Trek jammed into this original world and story. I can’t imagine anything I’d want less. It was very alienating lol
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I was in the No Man’s Sky subreddit in a thread about what people would want added to the game, and multiple people said “brand deals.” They wanted Star Wars and Star Trek jammed into this original world and story. I can’t imagine anything I’d want less. It was very alienating lol
It’s crazy how many modern Christmas songs are mostly someone manically yelling “CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS” for four minutes straight
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It’s crazy how many modern Christmas songs are mostly someone manically yelling “CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS” for four minutes straight
Cute cat simulator, a game where you're a cat who is trying to get their humans' attention and you have to balance their annoyance with being cute. You get points for how much the owners fawn over you and achievements for new nicknames and songs made up for you.
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Cute cat simulator, a game where you're a cat who is trying to get their humans' attention and you have to balance their annoyance with being cute. You get points for how much the owners fawn over you and achievements for new nicknames and songs made up for you.
If you're cold, they're cold. Show your respect by bringing your gourds inside this winter
December 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
If you're cold, they're cold. Show your respect by bringing your gourds inside this winter
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Guy who walks around town yelling “Do you know who I am?” and “Do you know who my father is?” and everyone thinks he’s an entitled asshole but it turns out he has amnesia
May 4, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Guy who walks around town yelling “Do you know who I am?” and “Do you know who my father is?” and everyone thinks he’s an entitled asshole but it turns out he has amnesia
Who ever came up with the word "piss" was cooking. Cooking piss
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Who ever came up with the word "piss" was cooking. Cooking piss
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Me: Rest in piss, bitch
My friend who has a piss and degradation kink and hasn't gotten a good night sleep in awhile: Aw, thanks Eve. I appreciate that
My friend who has a piss and degradation kink and hasn't gotten a good night sleep in awhile: Aw, thanks Eve. I appreciate that
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Me: Rest in piss, bitch
My friend who has a piss and degradation kink and hasn't gotten a good night sleep in awhile: Aw, thanks Eve. I appreciate that
My friend who has a piss and degradation kink and hasn't gotten a good night sleep in awhile: Aw, thanks Eve. I appreciate that
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Imagine: a chain of urban rest stops called “Piss Town”. Each bathroom will be private and have a fun theme and photo-op. Outside will be a seating area with vending machines selling snacks and souvenirs.
The theme song will be 🎶 If you need to piss, be glad you found... *high pitch* PISS TOWN! 🎶
The theme song will be 🎶 If you need to piss, be glad you found... *high pitch* PISS TOWN! 🎶
May 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Imagine: a chain of urban rest stops called “Piss Town”. Each bathroom will be private and have a fun theme and photo-op. Outside will be a seating area with vending machines selling snacks and souvenirs.
The theme song will be 🎶 If you need to piss, be glad you found... *high pitch* PISS TOWN! 🎶
The theme song will be 🎶 If you need to piss, be glad you found... *high pitch* PISS TOWN! 🎶
body goals
December 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
body goals
Time to play "Is this person evil or a complete rube" again
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Time to play "Is this person evil or a complete rube" again
Sounds tricky. Have you considered taking advice from someone who’s never experienced depression or any other mental illness and then blaming yourself when your earnest attempt fails?
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Sounds tricky. Have you considered taking advice from someone who’s never experienced depression or any other mental illness and then blaming yourself when your earnest attempt fails?
It must be very annoying to not drink coffee with people around you constantly being like “gotta have my coffee, you know what I mean fellow caffeine addicts?”
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It must be very annoying to not drink coffee with people around you constantly being like “gotta have my coffee, you know what I mean fellow caffeine addicts?”