Eventually Caroline
@eventuallycaroline.bsky.social
Hot mess who's trying her best. Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine
Ōtautahi. She/her 🏳️⚧️🇳🇿
Ōtautahi. She/her 🏳️⚧️🇳🇿
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I have the most wonderful girlfriend in the world! 🥰🥰
February 14, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I have the most wonderful girlfriend in the world! 🥰🥰
today marks one year on HRT (starting on valentine's day definitely makes it easier to remember)
if I can do it so can you!
if I can do it so can you!
February 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
today marks one year on HRT (starting on valentine's day definitely makes it easier to remember)
if I can do it so can you!
if I can do it so can you!
can you get bottom surgery to add another one?
February 12, 2026 at 11:29 PM
can you get bottom surgery to add another one?
last day of work before I am on holiday until March!
February 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
last day of work before I am on holiday until March!
'everyone must have their cameras on for internal meetings going forward'
yeah I don't think I will and you will have all forgotten about this anyway by the time I am back from leave in two weeks just like the last 6 times you tried this
yeah I don't think I will and you will have all forgotten about this anyway by the time I am back from leave in two weeks just like the last 6 times you tried this
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
'everyone must have their cameras on for internal meetings going forward'
yeah I don't think I will and you will have all forgotten about this anyway by the time I am back from leave in two weeks just like the last 6 times you tried this
yeah I don't think I will and you will have all forgotten about this anyway by the time I am back from leave in two weeks just like the last 6 times you tried this
check this out! who knew I had it in me to be so domestic
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 AM
check this out! who knew I had it in me to be so domestic
took my bra off because my back hurt and now just my shirt brushing my nipples is making me go insane.
I think the girls are growing again
I think the girls are growing again
February 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
took my bra off because my back hurt and now just my shirt brushing my nipples is making me go insane.
I think the girls are growing again
I think the girls are growing again
you've met me at a very watching Stephen King adaptations time in my life
February 10, 2026 at 11:20 PM
you've met me at a very watching Stephen King adaptations time in my life
somethings definitely shifted in me this year. I now get so excited about the thought of cooking and trying new meals that even peeling a stack of potatoes is not putting me off
February 10, 2026 at 7:06 PM
somethings definitely shifted in me this year. I now get so excited about the thought of cooking and trying new meals that even peeling a stack of potatoes is not putting me off
one of these days I am going to click one of these extremely obvious phishing emails the InfoSec team keeps testing us with just to see what happens
February 10, 2026 at 4:28 AM
one of these days I am going to click one of these extremely obvious phishing emails the InfoSec team keeps testing us with just to see what happens
fuck you copilot I don't need a summary of someone replying 'thanks' I just want my inbox to load
unlimited butlerian jihad now! 😡
unlimited butlerian jihad now! 😡
February 9, 2026 at 8:31 PM
fuck you copilot I don't need a summary of someone replying 'thanks' I just want my inbox to load
unlimited butlerian jihad now! 😡
unlimited butlerian jihad now! 😡
don't really follow US sports but excited to hear they are running this one back. I reckon Priest is going over this time
a man with a chain around his neck is holding a stick in front of a crowd of people
ALT: a man with a chain around his neck is holding a stick in front of a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
don't really follow US sports but excited to hear they are running this one back. I reckon Priest is going over this time
slept of nearly eleven hours last night and still feel sleepy. what is going on??
February 8, 2026 at 8:57 PM
slept of nearly eleven hours last night and still feel sleepy. what is going on??
had one of those dreams where you are just at work and woke up with my nails absolutely embedded into my palms. ouch!
February 8, 2026 at 4:16 PM
had one of those dreams where you are just at work and woke up with my nails absolutely embedded into my palms. ouch!
very funny to see the rest of the world finding out about Run It Straight
surprise! we have been years ahead of your in self-inflicted CTE technology
surprise! we have been years ahead of your in self-inflicted CTE technology
February 8, 2026 at 4:05 AM
very funny to see the rest of the world finding out about Run It Straight
surprise! we have been years ahead of your in self-inflicted CTE technology
surprise! we have been years ahead of your in self-inflicted CTE technology
saw a bouquet of flowers clearly tossed out a of a car in the middle of road. I don't think she has forgiven you bro
February 7, 2026 at 10:50 PM
saw a bouquet of flowers clearly tossed out a of a car in the middle of road. I don't think she has forgiven you bro
can't find clips of it that aren't from the hellsite but Pro Wrestling EVE doing a rumble where everyone dressed up as famous male wrestlers including an invisible Cena has made my day.
I love pro wrestling
I love pro wrestling
February 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
can't find clips of it that aren't from the hellsite but Pro Wrestling EVE doing a rumble where everyone dressed up as famous male wrestlers including an invisible Cena has made my day.
I love pro wrestling
I love pro wrestling
having a great time with Cairn but boy does it give me the palm sweets just like real climbing
February 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
having a great time with Cairn but boy does it give me the palm sweets just like real climbing
tbf although I am plateauing hard it is in combination with steady weight loss.
power to weight ratio gains just feel so much less satisfying than raw power
power to weight ratio gains just feel so much less satisfying than raw power
"just schedule leg day twice as often as everything else, then you'll have nice legs even faster. like how hard could it be?" (me, an idiot)
February 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM
tbf although I am plateauing hard it is in combination with steady weight loss.
power to weight ratio gains just feel so much less satisfying than raw power
power to weight ratio gains just feel so much less satisfying than raw power
"just schedule leg day twice as often as everything else, then you'll have nice legs even faster. like how hard could it be?" (me, an idiot)
February 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
"just schedule leg day twice as often as everything else, then you'll have nice legs even faster. like how hard could it be?" (me, an idiot)
Quotepost with a hotty who was afraid she’d be ugly if she transitioned
(And if you just read that sentence and got anxious, this is your sign to start estrogen)
(And if you just read that sentence and got anxious, this is your sign to start estrogen)
February 6, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Quotepost with a hotty who was afraid she’d be ugly if she transitioned
(And if you just read that sentence and got anxious, this is your sign to start estrogen)
(And if you just read that sentence and got anxious, this is your sign to start estrogen)
boss referred to someone being a go-getter as being a chaser and I had to mute myself while losing my shit
February 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
boss referred to someone being a go-getter as being a chaser and I had to mute myself while losing my shit
up to four pull-ups let's fucking go!!!
February 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
up to four pull-ups let's fucking go!!!
working yet another public holiday. at least the pay is good
February 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
working yet another public holiday. at least the pay is good