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Your favorite curmudgeon. A delightful mix of Uncle Buck and Captain Spaulding Very professional, very misunderstood Check me out twitch.tv/EvilNedTV #BeAFriendOfNed

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Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · Sep 18

To all the new folks that followed me:

Former cult leader, ran out of flavoraide, my bad.

I stream on Sundays and Thursdays at 630pm EST
twitch.tv/EvilNedTV

I'm way funnier on stream

I don't want your money, just your time, eyes, & ears

But I do accept tributes, of gold and grave dirt.

Twitch

Twitch is the world

twitch.tv

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Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 6h

PUUUUUBUUUUU

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Alt: Big Money Hustlas Violent J GIF

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Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 1d

Define your music taste in eight artists:

Townes Van Zandt
Helevorn
Amigo the Devil
Bad Religion
The Offspring
Dax Riggs
Tom Waits
The Smiths

BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 2d

Define your music taste in eight artists:

My Chemical Romance
The Alkaline Trio
Coal Chamber
Deftones
Tyler The Creator
Dr. Acula
Norma Jean
Journey

The Grave of St ÐøøM @doomprophet.bzky.team · 2d

Define your music taste in eight artists:

Aesop Rock
Job for a Cowboy
Clutch
Cattle Decapitation
Lana Del Rey
Castle Rat
Tyler, the Creator
Opeth

Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 1d

I swear cartel executions or any 6yr old girl's doll collection is the inspiration for murder scenes in movies.

Dolls half dressed, with disheveled hair, upside down in a box or stuffed under the bed missing limbs or a head. Covered in lipstick, markers, and/or paint. Or they're left in the yard

Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 1d

Oh narr

Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 2d

They casually abuse women, children, and animals. They're walking ethics violations, but we give them a pass because they don't use "technology" except when they do. Then it's an oddity.

It's not like they're going to read this, if they do they're gonna burn in hell

Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 2d

Normalize calling the Amish a religious cult.

We treat them like they're an uncontacted tribe that happens to sell furniture.

They're a religious cult plain and simple. They just don't have a charismatic leader. But they make it impossible to leave, and punish those that break the rules severely

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Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 2d

It looks amazing, but are the controls pick up and play? If it has arcade controls this might be the perfect racer

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 2d

Assetto Corsa Rally announcement trailer (Steam early access on Nov 13) www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1_7...

store.steampowered.com/app/3917090/...

Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 2d

Why is everyone pronouncing melee weird now??

mee-lee? A mee-lee game?

I'm seething, and it's barely after 8am.

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Big Empty Zero @bigemptyzero.bsky.social · 2d

Tomorrow night I'm performing at another raid fest on Twitch. My set is at 8pm EDT / 11pm PDT
On my channel twitch.tv/@BigEmptyZero

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Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 3d

I hate the pissing contest that is "I LiStEn 2 EvErYtHiNg" where they show off obscure genres

You like a little bit of everything? Find ONE contemporary xtian band/singer that doesn't make me wanna vomit.

Don't try to use zao or living sacrifice or some xtian rap artist. CONTEMPORARY

Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 3d

No stream tonight, super busy after work! But I'll catch you all Sunday!

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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 3d

It's worth reiterating that independent creators are getting debanked for the same content

Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 3d

Sam Altman suggests ChatGPT is cannibalizing your fanfic and erotica to make its own clanker porn, rolling out this December.

ChatGPT just got filthy after new update lets it talk dirty to you

'You won't get it unless you ask for it.'

metro.co.uk

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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 3d

Republicans: “Stop calling us Nazis just because you disagree with us.”

*Elon Musk Nazi salutes*

Young Republican group: “I love Hitler.”

This Congressman’s office:

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Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 4d

Bacon Avocado Lettuce Aoli Tomato Radish Onion sandwich

Balatro Sandwich

*Ingredients subject to change

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Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 5d

Under 25% fucking embarrassing

profanity.accountant @profanity.accountant · 5d

@evilnedtv.bsky.social has swears! They've used 250 profanities in their last 1,094 posts.

🥇 "fuck" (52 times)
🥈 "shit" (44 times)
🥉 "fucking" (25 times)

Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 5d

Now I gotta see mine

Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 5d

Hi @profanity.accountant how vulgar am I?

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Luigi is a folk hero! 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 @seriesjunkie.bsky.social · 5d

Hello everyone.

Antifa is not a real organization.

Proud Boys are.

Oath Keepers are.

Patriot Front is.

KKK is.

Heritage Foundation is.

Antifa is not.

Thanks for your attention.

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Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 5d

Found out BOTH of the LGS's in my area are scalping the secret lairs that dropped yesterday. Theyre both charging over 6x the price of the product. I think this is it. It's time to genuinely condense my collection and I'm not supporting WOTC or the stores anymore

Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 5d

Unpopular opinion: the hardest catchphrase in wrestling history is

"Thou shall not steal, thou shall not kill, and thou shall not fuck with the Dudleys"

Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 5d

Loved that movie immensely!

Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 6d

Happy Birthday @slime9269.bsky.social 🫀🫀🫀🫀 I'll happily do this til death

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Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 6d

If you gotta use your phone at the urinal, you're weak of character.

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 6d

Shoutout to @theonion.com for being one of the only news sources not complicit in this genocide

The amazing Assal Rad posting two news headlines and says the AP vs The onion. AP:

Who is on the list
According to a list issued by Hamas, the Gaza detainees freed include two women, six teenagers under 18 and around 30 men over 60.

The onion: Every Word Besides
'Children' Used To Describe Palestinians
Under 18
Published December 5, 2023

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Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 9d

To my viewers, if you're not subscribed & you're getting ads during my stream & I miss the timer saying the ad is coming. Tell me & I'll pause the game or if it's a live game I'll refrain from doing anything remarkable. I don't want your money, just your company.

Evil Ned cares about your enjoyment