Michael Varrati
@michaelvarrati.bsky.social
Filmmaker/screenwriter of a bunch of indie horror flicks and some made-for-TV movies your mom likes. Co-host of Midnight Mass.
MST3K? How about MFK the three robots? Go.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
MST3K? How about MFK the three robots? Go.
I can’t fully explain it, but sometimes when I’m out and about, I’ll see a sign for a law firm, jeweler, or whatever…and I’ll think, “ok, but that’s a restaurant font.”
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I can’t fully explain it, but sometimes when I’m out and about, I’ll see a sign for a law firm, jeweler, or whatever…and I’ll think, “ok, but that’s a restaurant font.”
The way I am wildly obsessed with @kellymantle.bsky.social's podcast.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The way I am wildly obsessed with @kellymantle.bsky.social's podcast.
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Just a lil @philnobilejr.bsky.social appreciation post: He's a really good friend – I mean the literal, actual best – but he's also such a good boss. Considerate, protective, transparent, supportive. He's constantly working yet still always answers "yes" when I ask him if he's free for a vent sesh ❤️
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Just a lil @philnobilejr.bsky.social appreciation post: He's a really good friend – I mean the literal, actual best – but he's also such a good boss. Considerate, protective, transparent, supportive. He's constantly working yet still always answers "yes" when I ask him if he's free for a vent sesh ❤️
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Get ready! At midnight, we're releasing an all-new episode celebrating a movie we suspect you'll "bee" excited about!
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Get ready! At midnight, we're releasing an all-new episode celebrating a movie we suspect you'll "bee" excited about!
Annual reminder from yours truly that SANTA JAWS is an absolutely delightful holiday film.
all movies would be better with a shark
November 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Annual reminder from yours truly that SANTA JAWS is an absolutely delightful holiday film.
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Come hang out with me and @michaelvarrati.bsky.social on tonight's episode of SideKick Power Hour at 7 PM EST!
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Come hang out with me and @michaelvarrati.bsky.social on tonight's episode of SideKick Power Hour at 7 PM EST!
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Summer 2026 marks 30 years of Peaches Christ in San Francisco (!) and I’m toying with a celebration. Don’t know- maybe a party, a show, a retrospective, something big and filthy and fabulous. What would you want to see? Tell me your wildest ideas as I start plotting this anniversary insanity.
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Summer 2026 marks 30 years of Peaches Christ in San Francisco (!) and I’m toying with a celebration. Don’t know- maybe a party, a show, a retrospective, something big and filthy and fabulous. What would you want to see? Tell me your wildest ideas as I start plotting this anniversary insanity.
Stunned to learn this news. Udo Kier’s filmography is undeniable, but his place as an out, queer figure in genre was, in a word, crucial. Uniquely eccentric and truly monolithic. Absolutely one of a kind.
Udo Kier has passed away at 81. A singular screen presence, Kier had a long history in the horror genre, starring in films including Mark of the Devil, Andy Warhol's Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Blade, Feardotcom, Rob Zombie's Halloween, and Dario Argento's Mother of Tears.
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Stunned to learn this news. Udo Kier’s filmography is undeniable, but his place as an out, queer figure in genre was, in a word, crucial. Uniquely eccentric and truly monolithic. Absolutely one of a kind.
Today is Jamie Lee Curtis' birthday, which also happens to be the "holiday" that kick-starts the events of the 1981 horror-comedy STUDENT BODIES. Slasher movies, there's one for every occasion!
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Today is Jamie Lee Curtis' birthday, which also happens to be the "holiday" that kick-starts the events of the 1981 horror-comedy STUDENT BODIES. Slasher movies, there's one for every occasion!
Most people are surprised to learn that I love movies featuring dudes who are fond of hijinks using their skills to save a ski resort, but I really, really do.
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Most people are surprised to learn that I love movies featuring dudes who are fond of hijinks using their skills to save a ski resort, but I really, really do.
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We're extremely honored to learn that THERE'S A ZOMBIE OUTSIDE was included in this piece for @soundspheremag.bsky.social by @beedelores.bsky.social, who calls it "...essential viewing for every queer horror fan."
I wrote about 10 Must-See Indie Horror Movies of 2025. My picks include Bystanders, The Plastic Men, Fey, and The Brooklyn Butcher!
Peep my list on @soundspheremag.bsky.social www.soundspheremag.com/news/10-must...
Peep my list on @soundspheremag.bsky.social www.soundspheremag.com/news/10-must...
10 Must-See Indie Horror Movies of 2025 - Soundsphere magazine
2025 has been a record year for horror movies. Such theatrical releases as Sinners and Weapons cleaned up at the box office, while others like Shelby Oaks, Frankenstein, and Good Boy brewed up plenty ...
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November 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
We're extremely honored to learn that THERE'S A ZOMBIE OUTSIDE was included in this piece for @soundspheremag.bsky.social by @beedelores.bsky.social, who calls it "...essential viewing for every queer horror fan."
The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come sounds like a haunting on the edge.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come sounds like a haunting on the edge.
On pink, we wear Wednesdays.
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
On pink, we wear Wednesdays.
What a great time for me to remind everyone about a favorite movie of mine: 1988's BLADES, which serves as a parody of JAWS, but rather than a shark in the water...it's a sentient lawnmower on a golf course. It's absurd and gets strangely cinematic at the end. I remain a loud champion of this film.
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
What a great time for me to remind everyone about a favorite movie of mine: 1988's BLADES, which serves as a parody of JAWS, but rather than a shark in the water...it's a sentient lawnmower on a golf course. It's absurd and gets strangely cinematic at the end. I remain a loud champion of this film.
While I get the exploitation cinema appeal of taking a popular property or character that’s entered into the public domain and making them a slasher, I’d love to see someone do a more direct adaptation of a work with one unique tweak. Who’s bold enough to do THE SOUND AND THE FURRY?
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
While I get the exploitation cinema appeal of taking a popular property or character that’s entered into the public domain and making them a slasher, I’d love to see someone do a more direct adaptation of a work with one unique tweak. Who’s bold enough to do THE SOUND AND THE FURRY?
You know what? A VERY JONAS CHRISTMAS MOVIE was wildly delightful and I'm going to say it. Also, Billie Lourd is comedy gold.
November 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You know what? A VERY JONAS CHRISTMAS MOVIE was wildly delightful and I'm going to say it. Also, Billie Lourd is comedy gold.
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TONIGHT!!! Thrilled to be returning to @bbdragula.bsky.social with my ghoul-friend @darrenstein.bsky.social. Had such a fantastic time shooting this really GREAT episode! Watch on
@shudder.com
#bouletbrothersdragula #bouletbrothers #darrenstein #peacheschrist
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#bouletbrothersdragula #bouletbrothers #darrenstein #peacheschrist
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
TONIGHT!!! Thrilled to be returning to @bbdragula.bsky.social with my ghoul-friend @darrenstein.bsky.social. Had such a fantastic time shooting this really GREAT episode! Watch on
@shudder.com
#bouletbrothersdragula #bouletbrothers #darrenstein #peacheschrist
@shudder.com
#bouletbrothersdragula #bouletbrothers #darrenstein #peacheschrist
BLADE RUNNER (1982, Dir. Ridley Scott)
When spam emails open with “I am a real human lol” I do not believe it. So maybe don’t use that sentence in your cold contact correspondence with me. 🤖
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
BLADE RUNNER (1982, Dir. Ridley Scott)
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Strega Nona fanart! I think more of us should draw fanart of our childhood faves. What were the kids’ books that you remember fondly?
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Strega Nona fanart! I think more of us should draw fanart of our childhood faves. What were the kids’ books that you remember fondly?
"...and I'm in the corner, watching you witch her...oh, oh-oh..." - Me, workshopping my BLAIR WITCH musical.
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"...and I'm in the corner, watching you witch her...oh, oh-oh..." - Me, workshopping my BLAIR WITCH musical.
I still think there needs to be a production company named “Eh 24” that’s dedicated to Canadian arthouse cinema.
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I still think there needs to be a production company named “Eh 24” that’s dedicated to Canadian arthouse cinema.
In the immortal words of Silent Bob:
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
In the immortal words of Silent Bob:
Stephen Sondheim's Kenneth Branagh's Mary Shelley's Frankenstein's Monster. A Dick Wolf Production.
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Stephen Sondheim's Kenneth Branagh's Mary Shelley's Frankenstein's Monster. A Dick Wolf Production.