Brian W. Collins
@brianwcollins.bsky.social
Fangoria writer. Cat owner. Jim Steinman cheerleader. Sandwich eater.
My EYES WIDE SHUT 4K is still in "order received" mode. This reveal will change everything I thought was true about preordering, resulting in a dangerous trek around the city to get my revenge by trying to find it elsewhere.
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My EYES WIDE SHUT 4K is still in "order received" mode. This reveal will change everything I thought was true about preordering, resulting in a dangerous trek around the city to get my revenge by trying to find it elsewhere.
My favorite kind of novelization: when it's for a movie that was based on a book/story to begin with.
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My favorite kind of novelization: when it's for a movie that was based on a book/story to begin with.
Barron looks upset. Like... you can get another one to eat, kid. They're not rich criminals, your dad isn't going to pardon *all* of them.
What is a presidential turkey pardon – and why is it happening again? n.pr/48aUSmd
A tradition for turkeys: Another presidential pardon
What is a presidential turkey pardon – and why is it happening again?
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Barron looks upset. Like... you can get another one to eat, kid. They're not rich criminals, your dad isn't going to pardon *all* of them.
OK, as long as nothing comes up in the next 11 hours...
Tonight, at long fucking last, I will see LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR.
Tonight, at long fucking last, I will see LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR.
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
OK, as long as nothing comes up in the next 11 hours...
Tonight, at long fucking last, I will see LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR.
Tonight, at long fucking last, I will see LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR.
BLOOD RAGE has a lot of clunky moments but the payoff with the little girl looking for her cat is an excellent bit of irony.
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 AM
BLOOD RAGE has a lot of clunky moments but the payoff with the little girl looking for her cat is an excellent bit of irony.
Every day... scroll to a random section of your photo gallery and delete the shit ones until you get bored. Eventually you'll have a manageable collection!
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Every day... scroll to a random section of your photo gallery and delete the shit ones until you get bored. Eventually you'll have a manageable collection!
So far my favorite part of @armandomunoz.bsky.social BLACK CHRISTMAS novelization is explaining why their tree is covered in that cotton stuff.
(Does this work? My cats have broken a few treasured ornaments over the years.)
(Does this work? My cats have broken a few treasured ornaments over the years.)
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
So far my favorite part of @armandomunoz.bsky.social BLACK CHRISTMAS novelization is explaining why their tree is covered in that cotton stuff.
(Does this work? My cats have broken a few treasured ornaments over the years.)
(Does this work? My cats have broken a few treasured ornaments over the years.)
Noah Hawley went from adapting the Coens to adapting Uwe Boll.
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Noah Hawley went from adapting the Coens to adapting Uwe Boll.
Weird trivia question that maybe someone can confirm or deny:
Is Back to the Future the only franchise (3 or more films) where all entries opened on *different* holiday weekends? 4th of July, Thanksgiving, Memorial Day.
Is Back to the Future the only franchise (3 or more films) where all entries opened on *different* holiday weekends? 4th of July, Thanksgiving, Memorial Day.
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Weird trivia question that maybe someone can confirm or deny:
Is Back to the Future the only franchise (3 or more films) where all entries opened on *different* holiday weekends? 4th of July, Thanksgiving, Memorial Day.
Is Back to the Future the only franchise (3 or more films) where all entries opened on *different* holiday weekends? 4th of July, Thanksgiving, Memorial Day.
Whenever Scarlett Johansson is added to the cast of anything, my first thought is that she is finally playing a tree.
www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/20...
www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/20...
“I Should Be Able to Play Any Person, Tree, or Animal,” Scarlett Johansson Says of Casting Controversies
ScarJo appeared to be deriding “political correctness” surrounding a number of her recent projects.
www.vanityfair.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Whenever Scarlett Johansson is added to the cast of anything, my first thought is that she is finally playing a tree.
www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/20...
www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/20...
Star Wars, Empire, Last Jedi, Rogue One.... all but two of the rest of them, Skywalker, Solo.
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Star Wars, Empire, Last Jedi, Rogue One.... all but two of the rest of them, Skywalker, Solo.
I think this is the first time I've ever watched Back to the Future 2 in high def... all the split screen stuff holds up beautifully, but the flying car shots look a little fake (and off scale at times). Figured it'd be the other way around.
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I think this is the first time I've ever watched Back to the Future 2 in high def... all the split screen stuff holds up beautifully, but the flying car shots look a little fake (and off scale at times). Figured it'd be the other way around.
This week's Chair Company was a bit on the weaker side, but "Mike? Nobody's called me THAT for a while!" was a perfectly silly throwaway.
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This week's Chair Company was a bit on the weaker side, but "Mike? Nobody's called me THAT for a while!" was a perfectly silly throwaway.
Love seeing my name next to names of people I admire 🥰
@gayofthedead.bsky.social @bjcolangelo.bsky.social @thatwitchmia.bsky.social @richardlnewby.bsky.social @ericvespe.bsky.social
@gayofthedead.bsky.social @bjcolangelo.bsky.social @thatwitchmia.bsky.social @richardlnewby.bsky.social @ericvespe.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Love seeing my name next to names of people I admire 🥰
@gayofthedead.bsky.social @bjcolangelo.bsky.social @thatwitchmia.bsky.social @richardlnewby.bsky.social @ericvespe.bsky.social
@gayofthedead.bsky.social @bjcolangelo.bsky.social @thatwitchmia.bsky.social @richardlnewby.bsky.social @ericvespe.bsky.social
The last two couples who had me for Thanksgiving have since split up, so I am perhaps cursed. But armed with this knowledge, if I know a couple I WANT to split up, I will just worm my way into their Thanksgiving plans.
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The last two couples who had me for Thanksgiving have since split up, so I am perhaps cursed. But armed with this knowledge, if I know a couple I WANT to split up, I will just worm my way into their Thanksgiving plans.
In THE CROW, it always makes me laugh that TinTin actually does take the time to lock up Gideon's gate like he asked.
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
In THE CROW, it always makes me laugh that TinTin actually does take the time to lock up Gideon's gate like he asked.
Share a 90s movie that you think deserves more love.
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Share a 90s movie that you think deserves more love.
"First long sleeve shirt of the season!'
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"First long sleeve shirt of the season!'
Fuck, this never dawned on me.
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Fuck, this never dawned on me.
Wish there was a rogue LAPD officer who went after drivers with expired registration stickers (i.e. people who will likely hit and run) instead of unhoused people who aren't bothering anyone. In Mass you couldnt go a week without risking a ticket. I see *2022* stickers in LA frequently.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Wish there was a rogue LAPD officer who went after drivers with expired registration stickers (i.e. people who will likely hit and run) instead of unhoused people who aren't bothering anyone. In Mass you couldnt go a week without risking a ticket. I see *2022* stickers in LA frequently.
One thing Back to the Future Part 2 got right about living in 2015 is how we had fax machines in every room in the house.
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 AM
One thing Back to the Future Part 2 got right about living in 2015 is how we had fax machines in every room in the house.
Don't Just Look At It, *Eat It*, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Don't Just Look At It, *Eat It*, Charlie Brown
And I saw it back to back with BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, which weirdly worked well.
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
And I saw it back to back with BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, which weirdly worked well.
Maggie did it
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Maggie did it