Brian W. Collins
@brianwcollins.bsky.social
Fangoria writer. Cat owner. Jim Steinman cheerleader. Sandwich eater.
For 26 years I've been trying to understand what version of Godfather 3 that Randy saw where it somehow changed things we thought we knew about the first two. #Scream3
February 17, 2026 at 7:07 AM
For 26 years I've been trying to understand what version of Godfather 3 that Randy saw where it somehow changed things we thought we knew about the first two. #Scream3
Very excited for 20 years from now when the fresh genre filmmakers are making love letters to all the trauma horror they grew up with.
February 17, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Very excited for 20 years from now when the fresh genre filmmakers are making love letters to all the trauma horror they grew up with.
My favorite part of any given day is deleting 31 second voicemails from IRS tax scam calls from New York.
February 17, 2026 at 1:06 AM
My favorite part of any given day is deleting 31 second voicemails from IRS tax scam calls from New York.
The onscreen title is Halloween H20: 20 Years Later.
But H20 *means* Halloween 20. So the actual full title is HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN 20: 20 YEARS LATER
But H20 *means* Halloween 20. So the actual full title is HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN 20: 20 YEARS LATER
February 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
The onscreen title is Halloween H20: 20 Years Later.
But H20 *means* Halloween 20. So the actual full title is HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN 20: 20 YEARS LATER
But H20 *means* Halloween 20. So the actual full title is HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN 20: 20 YEARS LATER
Aw. RIP Robert Duvall. He didn't make a lot of junk, but even when he did it was that much more fun when he was on screen. Hell, he got the only laugh out of me in the otherwise intolerable FOUR CHRISTMASES.
February 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Aw. RIP Robert Duvall. He didn't make a lot of junk, but even when he did it was that much more fun when he was on screen. Hell, he got the only laugh out of me in the otherwise intolerable FOUR CHRISTMASES.
I am almost 46 years old, and I like to drink. I have obviously been to many bars in my life. Tonight was the first time I asked to close my tab only to be told by the bartender that he closed out/gave my card to a different person entirely.
How fucking incompetent do you have to be to do this?
How fucking incompetent do you have to be to do this?
February 16, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I am almost 46 years old, and I like to drink. I have obviously been to many bars in my life. Tonight was the first time I asked to close my tab only to be told by the bartender that he closed out/gave my card to a different person entirely.
How fucking incompetent do you have to be to do this?
How fucking incompetent do you have to be to do this?
A. Fuck this, she should rot in jail
B. "Likely" with her speeding vehicle? Are they saying it's possible she did it with a sword or something?
B. "Likely" with her speeding vehicle? Are they saying it's possible she did it with a sword or something?
February 15, 2026 at 10:02 PM
A. Fuck this, she should rot in jail
B. "Likely" with her speeding vehicle? Are they saying it's possible she did it with a sword or something?
B. "Likely" with her speeding vehicle? Are they saying it's possible she did it with a sword or something?
He actually went in good faith to promote less awful ways to terrorize children but they wouldnt listen :(
February 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM
He actually went in good faith to promote less awful ways to terrorize children but they wouldnt listen :(
The party we planned to go to tonight got canceled. Should be easy enough to get a reservation for a Saturday night on a romantic holiday, right? 🤣
February 15, 2026 at 1:26 AM
The party we planned to go to tonight got canceled. Should be easy enough to get a reservation for a Saturday night on a romantic holiday, right? 🤣
The karaoke machine has arrived and is in good working order, as you can see.
February 14, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The karaoke machine has arrived and is in good working order, as you can see.
Probably kind of funny for a kidnapper when their phone goes off with an Amber Alert they are responsible for. I bet they screenshot it.
February 14, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Probably kind of funny for a kidnapper when their phone goes off with an Amber Alert they are responsible for. I bet they screenshot it.
Just beat Martyr Logarius on my second try with 13 blood vials remaining. I wasn't aware I turned into GOD since my first playthru (30+ tries). #bloodborne
February 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Just beat Martyr Logarius on my second try with 13 blood vials remaining. I wasn't aware I turned into GOD since my first playthru (30+ tries). #bloodborne
Everything I know about love I learned from Jim Steinman songs. Which is why I am frequently making love to ghosts while riding a motorcycle.
February 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Everything I know about love I learned from Jim Steinman songs. Which is why I am frequently making love to ghosts while riding a motorcycle.
Goddammit I need it!
We’re all doomed! These look amazing. New #JasonVoorhees figures from Neca on display at New York Toy Fair today
February 14, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Goddammit I need it!
@cooperlund.online well you turned replies off like the cool guy you are but i'm at a bar now in LA paying that much. Ditto Nola, Boston, etc. The point is, $17 is not unheard of. Yes, you can get cheaper. That's not the issue, because some places cost even more. But go off if makes you feel better.
February 14, 2026 at 8:33 AM
@cooperlund.online well you turned replies off like the cool guy you are but i'm at a bar now in LA paying that much. Ditto Nola, Boston, etc. The point is, $17 is not unheard of. Yes, you can get cheaper. That's not the issue, because some places cost even more. But go off if makes you feel better.
He's right, some are $18
February 14, 2026 at 3:53 AM
He's right, some are $18
Fun video from last night's My Bloody Valentine screening! Thanks Scott!
February 14, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Fun video from last night's My Bloody Valentine screening! Thanks Scott!
Wait, there's another Deep Blue Something song?
February 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Wait, there's another Deep Blue Something song?
Fun stuff from @michaelvarrati.bsky.social and @gayofthedead.bsky.social!
Plus I make a quick cameo in episode 1! #proud
www.fangoria.com/friday-the-1...
Plus I make a quick cameo in episode 1! #proud
www.fangoria.com/friday-the-1...
Paramount Celebrates FRIDAY THE 13TH With New CAMP CRYSTAL LEGACY Series
Celebrate FRIDAY THE 13TH with CAMP CRYSTAL LEGACY, a new video series from Paramount Scares honoring the legacy of the franchise.
www.fangoria.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Fun stuff from @michaelvarrati.bsky.social and @gayofthedead.bsky.social!
Plus I make a quick cameo in episode 1! #proud
www.fangoria.com/friday-the-1...
Plus I make a quick cameo in episode 1! #proud
www.fangoria.com/friday-the-1...
Sheriff Garris walked so that JK Simmons could run.
February 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Sheriff Garris walked so that JK Simmons could run.
I think I've pointed this out here before, but just in case: the only fan theory I've ever come up with is that Lawrence was playing his Last American Virgin character in this film. Still can't get laid! Tragic arc.
Happy #Fridaythe13th everyone! Just wanted to share some fun articles I've written over the last year celebrating this franchise. First up, here's my tribute to Lawrence Monoson (aka Teddy) from FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER: from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/celebrating-...
Celebrating Lawrence Monoson: Friday the 13th's Teddy Bear
The computer don't lie.
from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io
February 13, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I think I've pointed this out here before, but just in case: the only fan theory I've ever come up with is that Lawrence was playing his Last American Virgin character in this film. Still can't get laid! Tragic arc.
"Why are they paying homage to JASON LIVES?"
- me in 1995 watching the opening titles to GOLDENEYE, my first James Bond movie.
- me in 1995 watching the opening titles to GOLDENEYE, my first James Bond movie.
February 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
"Why are they paying homage to JASON LIVES?"
- me in 1995 watching the opening titles to GOLDENEYE, my first James Bond movie.
- me in 1995 watching the opening titles to GOLDENEYE, my first James Bond movie.
I can't stop laughing at the succession of these two pics. Like I took the pic, then left to go axe murder everyone.
February 13, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I can't stop laughing at the succession of these two pics. Like I took the pic, then left to go axe murder everyone.
Did I just spend $50 on a Blu-ray for a documentary about a movie I don't really like all that much? Yes. Yes I did.
(The JASON GOES TO HELL doc)
(The JASON GOES TO HELL doc)
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Did I just spend $50 on a Blu-ray for a documentary about a movie I don't really like all that much? Yes. Yes I did.
(The JASON GOES TO HELL doc)
(The JASON GOES TO HELL doc)