Brian W. Collins
@brianwcollins.bsky.social
Fangoria writer. Cat owner. Jim Steinman cheerleader. Sandwich eater.
Baseball player Steve Bedrosian, Miss USA Susie Castillo, or noted film historian Brian W. Collins.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Baseball player Steve Bedrosian, Miss USA Susie Castillo, or noted film historian Brian W. Collins.
George Mihalka's commentary on MY BLOODY VALENTINE has a moderator who you can't really hear. It sounds like one of Charlie Brown's parents' voices coming through a wall.
February 12, 2026 at 8:21 AM
George Mihalka's commentary on MY BLOODY VALENTINE has a moderator who you can't really hear. It sounds like one of Charlie Brown's parents' voices coming through a wall.
James Van Der Beek's final social media message is heartbreaking. Full of optimism he'd be around in the spring (which he felt was a more logical time to make resolutions instead of the middle of a dreary winter).
February 12, 2026 at 3:41 AM
James Van Der Beek's final social media message is heartbreaking. Full of optimism he'd be around in the spring (which he felt was a more logical time to make resolutions instead of the middle of a dreary winter).
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Will you be our Valentine? Come on in for our selection of FREE horror themed Valentine's Day cards, the best way to say "be mine."
Because We Love You: Download Your 12 Free Horror Valentine’s Day Cards
Will you be our Valentine? Come on in for our selection of FREE horror themed Valentine's Day cards, the best way to say "be mine."
dlvr.it
February 12, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Will you be our Valentine? Come on in for our selection of FREE horror themed Valentine's Day cards, the best way to say "be mine."
Fun fact: the "cooties rat semen" bit in SNEAKERS is what prompted the idea for White Claw.
February 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Fun fact: the "cooties rat semen" bit in SNEAKERS is what prompted the idea for White Claw.
I mean this man has credits on 6 Underground and GI Joe Retaliation. If anyone knows quality, it's him.
‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ writer Rhett Reese reacts to viral AI video of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt fighting:
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
February 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I mean this man has credits on 6 Underground and GI Joe Retaliation. If anyone knows quality, it's him.
Office Space *and* Idiocracy
Princess Bride
Nothing But Trouble
Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia
Princess Bride
Nothing But Trouble
Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Office Space *and* Idiocracy
Princess Bride
Nothing But Trouble
Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia
Princess Bride
Nothing But Trouble
Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia
We do these anniversary screenings all the time but it's usually just the year. I don't think we've ever gotten this close to its actual birthday.
Today’s the 45th anniversary of My Bloody Valentine. Canada's Cinepix and director George Mihalka stole our hearts with this masterpiece of holiday horror. I missed the film first run because the commercials were too scary, and I was still traumatized from seeing Friday the 13th on opening night.
February 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
We do these anniversary screenings all the time but it's usually just the year. I don't think we've ever gotten this close to its actual birthday.
My absolute favorite Robot Chicken sketch ever was when James Van Der Beek came on just to simply say "I don't WANT, your sandwich." I laughed all the way through whatever bit came after it.
a man is making a funny face and says `` i don 't want your life '' .
Alt: a man is making a funny face and says `` i don 't want your life '' .
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February 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
My absolute favorite Robot Chicken sketch ever was when James Van Der Beek came on just to simply say "I don't WANT, your sandwich." I laughed all the way through whatever bit came after it.
In addition to simply being the worst one imo, Scream 4 is also retroactively a movie about terrible mothers. Per 5 and 7, Judy and Sid have toddlers at home they don't even mention.
February 11, 2026 at 7:28 PM
In addition to simply being the worst one imo, Scream 4 is also retroactively a movie about terrible mothers. Per 5 and 7, Judy and Sid have toddlers at home they don't even mention.
Seating is getting very tight!
We are about 50% full for MY BLOODY VALENTINE (uncut!) on Thursday and it's assigned seating, so if you want to sit with your Valentine, get tix soon! I accept zero blame for scattered couples!!
www.lookcinemas.com/glendale/mov...
www.lookcinemas.com/glendale/mov...
February 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Seating is getting very tight!
Because my life is nothing if not hilariously random, last night I won a raffle at a smutty karaoke event held at a sex shop. I now own a silicone bit gag and a full leather mask (only hole is the mouth).
(I didnt win for my sexy song choices: Buckcherry "Crazy Bitch" and Chappell Roan "Casual")
(I didnt win for my sexy song choices: Buckcherry "Crazy Bitch" and Chappell Roan "Casual")
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Because my life is nothing if not hilariously random, last night I won a raffle at a smutty karaoke event held at a sex shop. I now own a silicone bit gag and a full leather mask (only hole is the mouth).
(I didnt win for my sexy song choices: Buckcherry "Crazy Bitch" and Chappell Roan "Casual")
(I didnt win for my sexy song choices: Buckcherry "Crazy Bitch" and Chappell Roan "Casual")
Going to @theterigamble.bsky.social smutty karaoke event and thus racking my brain for the horniest Meat Loaf song (besides Dashboard Light).
February 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Going to @theterigamble.bsky.social smutty karaoke event and thus racking my brain for the horniest Meat Loaf song (besides Dashboard Light).
Proud of Armageddon. Eat shit, Sawyer/Hewitt families!
February 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Proud of Armageddon. Eat shit, Sawyer/Hewitt families!
Sudeikis reminded me so much about a certain dude around here who would later be more or less canceled, and it made this movie 10x better.
Anne Hathaway wants us to watch this underrated kaiju movie from 2017, and who are we to deny her?
Anne Hathaway Wants You To Watch This “Wonderfully Insane” Kaiju Movie
Anne Hathaway wants us to watch this underrated kaiju movie from 2017, and who are we to deny her?
dlvr.it
February 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Sudeikis reminded me so much about a certain dude around here who would later be more or less canceled, and it made this movie 10x better.
We are about 50% full for MY BLOODY VALENTINE (uncut!) on Thursday and it's assigned seating, so if you want to sit with your Valentine, get tix soon! I accept zero blame for scattered couples!!
www.lookcinemas.com/glendale/mov...
www.lookcinemas.com/glendale/mov...
February 10, 2026 at 7:30 PM
We are about 50% full for MY BLOODY VALENTINE (uncut!) on Thursday and it's assigned seating, so if you want to sit with your Valentine, get tix soon! I accept zero blame for scattered couples!!
www.lookcinemas.com/glendale/mov...
www.lookcinemas.com/glendale/mov...
Age verification?
I have owned *more than one* of these.
I have owned *more than one* of these.
February 10, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Age verification?
I have owned *more than one* of these.
I have owned *more than one* of these.
I wish today's military personnel could watch A Few Good Men, specifically the part where they realize they're not supposed to follow orders that are horrible.
"We were supposed to fight for people who couldn't fight for themselves. We were supposed to fight *for* Willy."
"We were supposed to fight for people who couldn't fight for themselves. We were supposed to fight *for* Willy."
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I wish today's military personnel could watch A Few Good Men, specifically the part where they realize they're not supposed to follow orders that are horrible.
"We were supposed to fight for people who couldn't fight for themselves. We were supposed to fight *for* Willy."
"We were supposed to fight for people who couldn't fight for themselves. We were supposed to fight *for* Willy."
"Our demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking Silver Shamrock to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of Halloween mask companies already follow."
We're asking Silver Shamrock to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of Halloween mask companies already follow."
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 5:39 PM
"Our demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking Silver Shamrock to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of Halloween mask companies already follow."
We're asking Silver Shamrock to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of Halloween mask companies already follow."
Dammit. Congress rules clearly state that as long as you leave Pedophile Island with the *majority* of the children you came with, you're exempt from prosecution.
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Dammit. Congress rules clearly state that as long as you leave Pedophile Island with the *majority* of the children you came with, you're exempt from prosecution.
Today's Blue category:
a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
Alt: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
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February 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Today's Blue category:
If you don't get the print version of The Onion, you're missing GOLD.
February 10, 2026 at 4:29 AM
If you don't get the print version of The Onion, you're missing GOLD.