Brian W. Collins
@brianwcollins.bsky.social
Fangoria writer. Cat owner. Jim Steinman cheerleader. Sandwich eater.
*LeBron James watches me play basketball*
(Same punchline)
(Same punchline)
February 11, 2026 at 11:39 PM
*LeBron James watches me play basketball*
(Same punchline)
(Same punchline)
*Jose Andres takes a bite out of a Steak-Umms*
"I hate to say it. It's likely over for us."
"I hate to say it. It's likely over for us."
February 11, 2026 at 11:38 PM
*Jose Andres takes a bite out of a Steak-Umms*
"I hate to say it. It's likely over for us."
"I hate to say it. It's likely over for us."
Also the movie mostly takes place on Saturday the 14th, but starts on Thursday the 12th.. which is when we're having our screening! So that's fun.
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Screamfest Presents MY BLOODY VALENTINE w/ Helene Udy Q&A
Screamfest presents a Q&A with Helene Udy.
Twenty years after a Valentine's Day tragedy claimed the lives of five miners, Harry Warden returns for a vengeful massacre among teen sweethearts gear...
lookcinemas.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Also the movie mostly takes place on Saturday the 14th, but starts on Thursday the 12th.. which is when we're having our screening! So that's fun.
lookcinemas.com/glendale/mov...
lookcinemas.com/glendale/mov...
Covered in chicken grease to protect me from absolutely nothing.
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Covered in chicken grease to protect me from absolutely nothing.
Cut to me sitting on a pile of 200,000* Costco chickens with no regrets.
*the exact number of chickens I'd need to buy where that argument would carry weight on someone living in Los Angeles who needs three bedrooms.
*the exact number of chickens I'd need to buy where that argument would carry weight on someone living in Los Angeles who needs three bedrooms.
February 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Cut to me sitting on a pile of 200,000* Costco chickens with no regrets.
*the exact number of chickens I'd need to buy where that argument would carry weight on someone living in Los Angeles who needs three bedrooms.
*the exact number of chickens I'd need to buy where that argument would carry weight on someone living in Los Angeles who needs three bedrooms.
Ah yes, every time I drove through CT on my way from MA to NY: "Indiana Jones territory!"
February 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Ah yes, every time I drove through CT on my way from MA to NY: "Indiana Jones territory!"