Michael Varrati
@michaelvarrati.bsky.social
Filmmaker/screenwriter of a bunch of indie horror flicks and some made-for-TV movies your mom likes. Co-host of Midnight Mass.
"You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure it out...just a rocket vampire."
February 13, 2026 at 3:08 AM
"You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure it out...just a rocket vampire."
Haha. Far be it from me to comment on the fiber intake of the scourge of Crystal Lake.
February 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Haha. Far be it from me to comment on the fiber intake of the scourge of Crystal Lake.
Kane is definitively more of a bourbon guy. haha
February 12, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Kane is definitively more of a bourbon guy. haha
I need you to have a Bone Temple made of Costco chickens.
February 11, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I need you to have a Bone Temple made of Costco chickens.
Well, I can't speak to the horrors of the world...but if writing is what helps make this better and your passion, I'm cheering for you.
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Well, I can't speak to the horrors of the world...but if writing is what helps make this better and your passion, I'm cheering for you.
Yes, this. One thousand times this.
February 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Yes, this. One thousand times this.
They're all gonna coo at you!
February 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
They're all gonna coo at you!
Ah yes, Vermont…or as I like call it, “WHAT LIES BENEATH country.”
February 10, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Ah yes, Vermont…or as I like call it, “WHAT LIES BENEATH country.”
Mario Van Peebles plays the villain...and he delivers some high camp. (Complimentary)
February 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Mario Van Peebles plays the villain...and he delivers some high camp. (Complimentary)
Okay, I need to see this.
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Okay, I need to see this.
No argument here. I love that movie so very much. It's unhinged! And the Illuminati (or whatever) reveal? WILD!
February 10, 2026 at 4:24 PM
No argument here. I love that movie so very much. It's unhinged! And the Illuminati (or whatever) reveal? WILD!
I remember so eagerly awaiting the theatrical release of RESURRECTION.
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I remember so eagerly awaiting the theatrical release of RESURRECTION.
I mentioned the Fangoria piece I did on Mary Lou...and am happy to share that it encompassed Prom Night III as well. I love that movie so much...and agree it needs more attention.
February 10, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I mentioned the Fangoria piece I did on Mary Lou...and am happy to share that it encompassed Prom Night III as well. I love that movie so much...and agree it needs more attention.
I like an out of the box answer and I love Spike Lee.
February 10, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I like an out of the box answer and I love Spike Lee.
It's still staggering to me that there's so many Police Academy sequels!
February 10, 2026 at 4:05 PM
It's still staggering to me that there's so many Police Academy sequels!
I need to revisit!
February 10, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I need to revisit!