Evil Church Wizard
@evilsomner.bsky.social
i yell thoughts into the void here and look to see what toby fox is doing. boringest account known to man. if yk me no u fucking dont let me be horny on main ok
yk i think lifes better when the person you trust and love the most in life feels the same about you. idk jst spitballing here
December 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
yk i think lifes better when the person you trust and love the most in life feels the same about you. idk jst spitballing here
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Dirk Strider is trans
November 10, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Dirk Strider is trans
bro its so weird having a high libido but being ace. like yeah i get horny when you hug me but idr wanna fuck sorry (at least i dont have a dick so it isnt obvious)
December 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
bro its so weird having a high libido but being ace. like yeah i get horny when you hug me but idr wanna fuck sorry (at least i dont have a dick so it isnt obvious)
hey anyways anyone have any good nagihono fic recs i think i may be hyperfixating. also i made an amv of them that i haven't posted yet but its peak bro trust
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
hey anyways anyone have any good nagihono fic recs i think i may be hyperfixating. also i made an amv of them that i haven't posted yet but its peak bro trust
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I'm gonna be honest NagiHono is still the ultimate OTP
September 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I'm gonna be honest NagiHono is still the ultimate OTP
im so cooked chat. if there was a game where all the enemies were autistic or lesbians id be the final boss
November 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
im so cooked chat. if there was a game where all the enemies were autistic or lesbians id be the final boss
i dont understand how alloromantics work. at all. i also dont get the concept of "moving on" too well. it feels like if you're able to move on like that, you didn't really love them like that or they hurt you horribly.
October 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
i dont understand how alloromantics work. at all. i also dont get the concept of "moving on" too well. it feels like if you're able to move on like that, you didn't really love them like that or they hurt you horribly.
bro today was the weirdest day ever, i woke up irritable and late, put off my schoolwork all day to write freaky ass shit, then when i realized i was pent up i discovered my ip address is in fucking az? i live in nm?? and then the rest of the day i was weirdly anxious, as always, but now horny too
October 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
bro today was the weirdest day ever, i woke up irritable and late, put off my schoolwork all day to write freaky ass shit, then when i realized i was pent up i discovered my ip address is in fucking az? i live in nm?? and then the rest of the day i was weirdly anxious, as always, but now horny too
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UGHHHH I WANT TO GOSSIP ABT HER TO HER SO BAD 💔 no one else could get it like her and i gaurentee if this was someone else she'd be on my side 💔 but nooooo im cursed to only fall in love with idiots >:(
September 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
UGHHHH I WANT TO GOSSIP ABT HER TO HER SO BAD 💔 no one else could get it like her and i gaurentee if this was someone else she'd be on my side 💔 but nooooo im cursed to only fall in love with idiots >:(
ohohoho this is gonna crash and burn and lwk i think she could use it
September 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
ohohoho this is gonna crash and burn and lwk i think she could use it
i love being delusional (no i dont i like being grounded)
September 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
i love being delusional (no i dont i like being grounded)
bro i jst saw some ad for these cards that said shit like "i have autism" and like. genuinely whats the purpose of those. and i may be autistic and proud abt it but i aint gonna be buying shit like that r u so fr
September 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
bro i jst saw some ad for these cards that said shit like "i have autism" and like. genuinely whats the purpose of those. and i may be autistic and proud abt it but i aint gonna be buying shit like that r u so fr
im losing my fucking mind i forgot how much i hate not knowing something
August 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
im losing my fucking mind i forgot how much i hate not knowing something
WHY IS MY LISP COMING BACK HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
or should i say pothhible am i right ladth or am i right ladth
or should i say pothhible am i right ladth or am i right ladth
August 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
WHY IS MY LISP COMING BACK HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
or should i say pothhible am i right ladth or am i right ladth
or should i say pothhible am i right ladth or am i right ladth
why is reading ppl so hard. how do ppl do it
August 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
why is reading ppl so hard. how do ppl do it
its finally hitting me that we aren't dating now. its been 3 days. what typa delay is that bro
this is gonna suck tho, i have to see her sat, its gonna be so akward but i dont want it to be SHES MY BEST FRIEND
this is gonna suck tho, i have to see her sat, its gonna be so akward but i dont want it to be SHES MY BEST FRIEND
August 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
its finally hitting me that we aren't dating now. its been 3 days. what typa delay is that bro
this is gonna suck tho, i have to see her sat, its gonna be so akward but i dont want it to be SHES MY BEST FRIEND
this is gonna suck tho, i have to see her sat, its gonna be so akward but i dont want it to be SHES MY BEST FRIEND
im so tired every time i sit up i wanna lie down and go back to sleep but then when i lie down im not tired
August 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
im so tired every time i sit up i wanna lie down and go back to sleep but then when i lie down im not tired
sigh, its back to not so secret pining time ig. this is gonna be worse then if we jst took a break or smth which i REALLY think we should've done, i fucking HATE the feeling of unrequited love it is the worst. but ig at least she might still love me like that???? idk we'll see. hopefully soon.
August 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
sigh, its back to not so secret pining time ig. this is gonna be worse then if we jst took a break or smth which i REALLY think we should've done, i fucking HATE the feeling of unrequited love it is the worst. but ig at least she might still love me like that???? idk we'll see. hopefully soon.
ARGHHHHH I MISS MY GFFFF
ik i need to give her space but this all started so poorly so i wasn't able to prepare for that properly >:( i rlly hope she feels better soon bc after all this ive decided she owes me a date and cuddles (the alternative is getting punched in the nose)
ik i need to give her space but this all started so poorly so i wasn't able to prepare for that properly >:( i rlly hope she feels better soon bc after all this ive decided she owes me a date and cuddles (the alternative is getting punched in the nose)
August 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
ARGHHHHH I MISS MY GFFFF
ik i need to give her space but this all started so poorly so i wasn't able to prepare for that properly >:( i rlly hope she feels better soon bc after all this ive decided she owes me a date and cuddles (the alternative is getting punched in the nose)
ik i need to give her space but this all started so poorly so i wasn't able to prepare for that properly >:( i rlly hope she feels better soon bc after all this ive decided she owes me a date and cuddles (the alternative is getting punched in the nose)
oh my god why are reblogs like this is this what its like off of tumblr i spend all my social media time on tumblr and tiktok why are the reblogs like this what. why. tumblr has superior reblogs FUCK this shit
esp cuz no one follows me on here like they do on tumblr i am going to abuse the fuck out of this. when i remember i have bluesky. also i think the gif on this is broken KILLING MYSELFFFFFFF /nsrs
hey wait i jst realized only one of my friends has bluesky i can say whatever i want over here
August 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
oh my god why are reblogs like this is this what its like off of tumblr i spend all my social media time on tumblr and tiktok why are the reblogs like this what. why. tumblr has superior reblogs FUCK this shit
esp cuz no one follows me on here like they do on tumblr i am going to abuse the fuck out of this. when i remember i have bluesky. also i think the gif on this is broken KILLING MYSELFFFFFFF /nsrs
hey wait i jst realized only one of my friends has bluesky i can say whatever i want over here
![a gif from [S] Karkat: Have a Mental Breakdown in which Kanaya and Rose are flirting with eachother. Meant to demonstrate a feeling of deviousness because I have no better gifs for that and I like this one.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ref46pesvdenvbdju66lbs6a/bafkreie7wmj3gqz4j4qulwlvbxwpnv3bt6au2n3ujrpidmhcc4sbf2kuw4@jpeg)
August 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
esp cuz no one follows me on here like they do on tumblr i am going to abuse the fuck out of this. when i remember i have bluesky. also i think the gif on this is broken KILLING MYSELFFFFFFF /nsrs
hey wait i jst realized only one of my friends has bluesky i can say whatever i want over here
August 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
hey wait i jst realized only one of my friends has bluesky i can say whatever i want over here
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i can't find him
May 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
i can't find him
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January 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Amazon
Boeing
Brown-Forman
Caterpillar
Ford
Harley-Davidson
John Deere
Lowe’s
Molson Coors
McDonald’s
Meta
Nissan
Stanley Black & Decker
Target
Tractor Supply
Toyota
Walmart
Support who supports you ✨✊
Amazon
Boeing
Brown-Forman
Caterpillar
Ford
Harley-Davidson
John Deere
Lowe’s
Molson Coors
McDonald’s
Meta
Nissan
Stanley Black & Decker
Target
Tractor Supply
Toyota
Walmart
Support who supports you ✨✊