Russell Summers
@eviltwinruss.bsky.social
November brunch in Austin: carefully assembling a fire fit you will immediately start sweating through.
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
November brunch in Austin: carefully assembling a fire fit you will immediately start sweating through.
Hot take for small corner of film internet: Orson Welles voicing Transformers: The Movie is not a crime against cinema. It’s a beloved pop-culture touchstone now (Ask PTA), and probably aged better than any Jaglom project he appeared in.
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hot take for small corner of film internet: Orson Welles voicing Transformers: The Movie is not a crime against cinema. It’s a beloved pop-culture touchstone now (Ask PTA), and probably aged better than any Jaglom project he appeared in.
Like things aren’t bad enough, apparently freaking Mothman is back too.
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Like things aren’t bad enough, apparently freaking Mothman is back too.
did i procrastinate before writing? absolutely.
did i eventually get some writing done? absolutely not.
did i eventually get some writing done? absolutely not.
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
did i procrastinate before writing? absolutely.
did i eventually get some writing done? absolutely not.
did i eventually get some writing done? absolutely not.
Watched a clip of Jacob Elordi & Oscar Isaac in casually cool clothes quietly discussing how they’re reading books like War & Peace and Ulysses (and finding them difficult but doing it anyway). To me, that’s what true masculinity looks like.
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Watched a clip of Jacob Elordi & Oscar Isaac in casually cool clothes quietly discussing how they’re reading books like War & Peace and Ulysses (and finding them difficult but doing it anyway). To me, that’s what true masculinity looks like.
Cthulhu ruined the workplace. All hail Cthulhu.
November 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Cthulhu ruined the workplace. All hail Cthulhu.
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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
If the ultra-rich don’t flee NYC in some grand exodus, I never want to hear this tired argument again—though I never bought it in the first place.
November 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If the ultra-rich don’t flee NYC in some grand exodus, I never want to hear this tired argument again—though I never bought it in the first place.
Pitching my Deliver Me From Nowhere sequel about the Human Touch/Lucky Town era.
Bruce: “Y’know what this record needs? A little…Human Touch.”
Landau (to stunned execs): “Bruce is releasing both albums. And in this office…Bruce gets what he wants.”
Bruce: “Y’know what this record needs? A little…Human Touch.”
Landau (to stunned execs): “Bruce is releasing both albums. And in this office…Bruce gets what he wants.”
November 3, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Pitching my Deliver Me From Nowhere sequel about the Human Touch/Lucky Town era.
Bruce: “Y’know what this record needs? A little…Human Touch.”
Landau (to stunned execs): “Bruce is releasing both albums. And in this office…Bruce gets what he wants.”
Bruce: “Y’know what this record needs? A little…Human Touch.”
Landau (to stunned execs): “Bruce is releasing both albums. And in this office…Bruce gets what he wants.”
We’ve been through enough as a nation. The least y’all could do is wait until after Halloween night to put up the Christmas stuff in the grocery store.
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
We’ve been through enough as a nation. The least y’all could do is wait until after Halloween night to put up the Christmas stuff in the grocery store.
There is a very American idea I fundamentally disagree with that your day job must inherently suck in some way and if it doesn’t, then you’re somehow lazy or getting away with something.
October 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
There is a very American idea I fundamentally disagree with that your day job must inherently suck in some way and if it doesn’t, then you’re somehow lazy or getting away with something.
You are all my alibis for the Louvre Museum Heist.
October 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
You are all my alibis for the Louvre Museum Heist.
Men only want one thing.
October 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Men only want one thing.
Every time I get in my car, I hope today’s the day the mysterious stranger with classified intel leans in from the backseat and says, “Just drive.”
October 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Every time I get in my car, I hope today’s the day the mysterious stranger with classified intel leans in from the backseat and says, “Just drive.”
If something’s cool, we’re calling it Airwolf now. Let’s make this happen.
October 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
If something’s cool, we’re calling it Airwolf now. Let’s make this happen.
The true test of friendship is when your buddy is possessed by an evil entity or taken over by an alien force and you say “Look at me. You know me. You can fight this.”, and they actually snap out of it.
October 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The true test of friendship is when your buddy is possessed by an evil entity or taken over by an alien force and you say “Look at me. You know me. You can fight this.”, and they actually snap out of it.
Just realized the Texas Chainsaw Massacre family wouldn’t even need to eat people now. They’d just run a killer BBQ food truck.
October 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Just realized the Texas Chainsaw Massacre family wouldn’t even need to eat people now. They’d just run a killer BBQ food truck.
Watching Great British Bake Off and finding out a flapjack is not a pancake but a weird oat bar. I’ve never felt more betrayed…or more American.
September 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Watching Great British Bake Off and finding out a flapjack is not a pancake but a weird oat bar. I’ve never felt more betrayed…or more American.
Every fall, men’s fashion accounts say “layer smartly,” and every fall my weather app says “97 degrees.”
September 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Every fall, men’s fashion accounts say “layer smartly,” and every fall my weather app says “97 degrees.”
Feels like no one in movies ominously says “We’ve got company” anymore. A real loss to cinema.
September 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Feels like no one in movies ominously says “We’ve got company” anymore. A real loss to cinema.
It’s Fall, so the fascism is pumpkin spiced.
September 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It’s Fall, so the fascism is pumpkin spiced.
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Everything is bad, but books are good. Get a book. Read the book. Cherish the book. Finish the book. Tell your friends about the book, and leave a review of the book. Hold the book close. Listen to what it tells you. Do as it commands. Place it on the dread altar and let it guide your every choice.
September 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Everything is bad, but books are good. Get a book. Read the book. Cherish the book. Finish the book. Tell your friends about the book, and leave a review of the book. Hold the book close. Listen to what it tells you. Do as it commands. Place it on the dread altar and let it guide your every choice.
My new life hack: stop taking accountability by blaming all my flaws & mistakes on being a Scorpio.
September 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My new life hack: stop taking accountability by blaming all my flaws & mistakes on being a Scorpio.
Law enforcement knocked on my door. Wondered if I should have a lawyer but I realized I had nothing at all to do with what they were asking about. Gave them all the info they needed. I knew I was completely innocent. They realized their mistake and left. Just thinking about that today for no reason.
September 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Law enforcement knocked on my door. Wondered if I should have a lawyer but I realized I had nothing at all to do with what they were asking about. Gave them all the info they needed. I knew I was completely innocent. They realized their mistake and left. Just thinking about that today for no reason.
George Costanza would 100% try to replace the Seinfeld gang with ChatGPT.
“Jerry, it gives better dating advice than you ever did. And I’m saving a fortune not going to going to the coffee shop!”
“Jerry, it gives better dating advice than you ever did. And I’m saving a fortune not going to going to the coffee shop!”
August 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
George Costanza would 100% try to replace the Seinfeld gang with ChatGPT.
“Jerry, it gives better dating advice than you ever did. And I’m saving a fortune not going to going to the coffee shop!”
“Jerry, it gives better dating advice than you ever did. And I’m saving a fortune not going to going to the coffee shop!”