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(she/her) 29. Midwest Princess living in D.C. Bi, trans, old soul [acoustic]. F1 fan (🐎🟥🟨). I like 🐷 & 🐌. Interested in law and old tech. Rat girl 🐀
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She's literally me:
The little piggies revel in the hypocrisy. They get off on it
WHOA. Trump says he will pardon Juan Orlando Hernandez, who once said that he wanted to “shove the drugs right up the noses of the gringos.” He had people killed as part of his narco-trafficking ring, which he at times operated directly out of his presidential office.
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I may become a grill girlie and learn how to cook ribs
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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"Stop making soy faces baka Shinji!!!"
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 9
Mind, Matching, Moment
Both of You, Dance Like You Want to Win!
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It's getting cold out
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
pigins
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Just over three minutes remain and Piastri goes P1 💪#F1 #QatarGP
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I'm almost 30, educated and experienced. I shouldn't have to wake up at 5am to work on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
This is a fetish
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Nicotine dependence is complicating my ability to navigate social situations, something I already struggle with

Getting frustrated and moody when I'm in withdrawal isn't fair to the people around me
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It was lots of fun and we enjoyed a nice vegan meal
I got invited to a Thanksgiving dinner
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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“So our polycule schismed”
“… say that word again”
“Polycule”
“No the word AFTER that”
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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hi folks!
i have a new project up at @esnupi.me. it’s a bot that randomly posts one Peanuts comic strip per hour. it’s got nearly 18,000 in there.

i conceptualized this Monday night, then spent 13hrs learning JS, getting all the strips, and programming it. tl;dr please follow it’ll make me happy :)
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I miss being able to buy clothes for a partner
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I got that high justice sensitivity autism and not the numbers and statistics autism, so I genuinely can't engage with a lot of y'all on policy
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Northern Virginia is like this too, and it's an archetype I despise but would never say it to these people's faces
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Typical Ev crashout
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Still the most perfect animal design in video games.
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM