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evocadotoast.bsky.social
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@evocadotoast.bsky.social
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(she/her) 29. Midwest Princess living in D.C. Bi, trans, old soul [acoustic]. F1 fan (🐎🟥🟨). I like 🐷 & 🐌. Interested in law and old tech. Rat girl 🐀
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · Jun 28
She's literally me:
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 6h
I saw a rat in Dupont circle
a man and a girl are standing next to each other in front of a locker in a cartoon .
ALT: a man and a girl are standing next to each other in front of a locker in a cartoon .
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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 7h
Current* conditions near Mackinaw City, MI:
Northeastern view of the Mackinac Bridge traversing the Straits of Mackinac. // Image captured at: 2025-10-11 00:56:36 UTC (about 10 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Mackinaw City: 52.86 F | 11.59 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: WNW at 16.106 mph | 25.9 kph // Humidity: 91%
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Justin O’Brien, ICE melter @justinobrien.bsky.social · 18h
Cooked as a country when art can’t be made because we have to take into account the fee-fees of Klan members.
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Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 19h
Assassin's Creed pulls planned game about the Civil War, apparently because having a black protagonist fighting the KKK would offend too many Americans

www.polygon.com/assassins-cr...
The canceled Assassin's Creed Civil War game was a powder keg waiting to explode
Ubisoft was reportedly working on a game set after the Civil War era, but canceled it due to politics and Assassins Creed Shadows backlash.
www.polygon.com
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 23h
Well, at least the Qanon tracker feed is free and doesn't bother me with annoying pop-ups. This is surely a healthy dynamic for society
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 1d
Some days I sympathize with Lenin just shooting these people
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 1d
"30-year-old conservative lawyer and activist who is Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel, which deals with federal employee whistleblower complaints and discrimination" cancelled his colleague's hotel room so she would be forced to stay with him.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
In late July, Paul Ingrassia, the White House liaison for the Department of Homeland Security, arrived at a Ritz-Carlton in Orlando with a lower-ranking female colleague and others from their department. When the group reached the front desk, the woman learned she didn’t have a hotel room. Ingrassia then informed her that she would be staying with him, according to five administration officials familiar with the episode. Eventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him, three of those officials said.
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 1d
Ready for my interview
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 1d
The journey is long and full of terrors. Yet I inch forward.
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 2d
The first thing I'm going to make when I have more time to cook is midwest taco salad
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Haitch Kay 🏳️‍🌈 @haitchkay.bsky.social · 2d
There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much
Anime styled graffiti art on a train car depicting a male demon looking seductively at another man while saying "That's a good boy", with the phrase "kiss yr homies goodnight" in the bottom left corner. Artist seems to be "Akira BPD"
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 2d
Yes, I plan to continue attending therapy
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 2d
I found this ASMR content creator who's a cute girl making videos telling you what to do, but in a slightly demeaning way
Monkey neuron activation meme.
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 3d
I have a Mavica!
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ĈŔÏŦŦŶÇƐŊŢ @crittycent.bsky.social · 3d
Ripping an angel's wings off with my teeth as I step very slowly into the shower to make sure the water tempature is correct.
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 3d
This sucks, my deepest sympathies
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Femcel Succubus 🔞 @boobkiwi.bsky.social · 4d
A comic where a woman is forcing kiwi to sign a contract. The woman says. “YES DOLL! SIGN THAT CONTRACT AND BECOME WHAT YOU WHERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE MY PROPERTY!!!” Legal Eagle appears and says “Actually, here's why that probably wouldn't hold up in court.” And the girls respond “LEGAL EAGLE!!!” @BRYNKIWI
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 4d
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 4d
I'll see the Mackinaw bridge again someday soon, inshallah
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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 4d
Current* conditions near Mackinaw City, MI:
Northeastern view of the Mackinac Bridge traversing the Straits of Mackinac. // Image captured at: 2025-10-06 12:01:42 UTC (about 8 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Mackinaw City: 66.27 F | 19.04 C // Precip: broken clouds // Wind: WSW at 13.802 mph | 22.21 kph // Humidity: 87%
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 5d
I miss Whipple so much
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 5d
I really moved to a new area with like 1 hit point of mental health and cratered so many first impressions. Wonderful
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 5d
I wish I hadn't just sat on my mental illness for as long as I have. I feel like I've alienated a lot of people with my anxious neuroticism
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 5d
Yay!
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 5d
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 5d
I told someone that I like larger women, and they called me a 'chubby chaser', and I think that's beautiful
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 5d
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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✨ 𝐸𝓋 ✨ @evocadotoast.bsky.social · 5d
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