Everest Ellison 🏳️⚧️
@evrst2004.bsky.social
Mentally insane puppygirl who hates the government and does drugs
#1 Colorado resident
God's strongest drunk driver
#1 Colorado resident
God's strongest drunk driver
Who up tilling they fields rn
December 9, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Who up tilling they fields rn
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[egg factory]
me: six eggs hatched
boss: out of how many
me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know
boss: good
me: six eggs hatched
boss: out of how many
me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know
boss: good
December 3, 2024 at 10:28 PM
[egg factory]
me: six eggs hatched
boss: out of how many
me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know
boss: good
me: six eggs hatched
boss: out of how many
me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know
boss: good
I fucking love mountains they’re so cool and awesome I want to climb them
Not Mt. Everest tho fuck that one
Not Mt. Everest tho fuck that one
December 2, 2024 at 7:55 PM
I fucking love mountains they’re so cool and awesome I want to climb them
Not Mt. Everest tho fuck that one
Not Mt. Everest tho fuck that one
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Every day not spent reading Edgar Allan Poe by the fire in a seaside cottage during a raging thunderstorm is a day wasted.
November 28, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Every day not spent reading Edgar Allan Poe by the fire in a seaside cottage during a raging thunderstorm is a day wasted.
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I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 22, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
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I have a new vocal stim and unfortunately for some of my more sensitive friends it's going "Woah there, girl" and "that's a good girl" the way Arthur Morgan does
November 22, 2024 at 8:12 AM
I have a new vocal stim and unfortunately for some of my more sensitive friends it's going "Woah there, girl" and "that's a good girl" the way Arthur Morgan does
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God forbid I just want to collect all the books that I possibly can, move into a mossy cottage in the darkest part of the woods, and make a lil home there amongst the animals and nature.
November 20, 2024 at 9:33 AM
God forbid I just want to collect all the books that I possibly can, move into a mossy cottage in the darkest part of the woods, and make a lil home there amongst the animals and nature.
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See all cops are bastards but I do want to sit it a dimly lit office late at night having coffee and takeaway Chinese solving murders with the partner I have homoerotic tension with do you feel me
November 20, 2024 at 6:52 AM
See all cops are bastards but I do want to sit it a dimly lit office late at night having coffee and takeaway Chinese solving murders with the partner I have homoerotic tension with do you feel me
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real life needs a version of when you mess up so bad in a video game that you just give up and wait for the bad guys to kill you so you can restart
November 20, 2024 at 3:00 AM
real life needs a version of when you mess up so bad in a video game that you just give up and wait for the bad guys to kill you so you can restart
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Eat ass not war or whatever
November 20, 2024 at 6:56 AM
Eat ass not war or whatever
Do you think the interviewer would accept pulling increasingly large objects out of a small hat as a resume
November 20, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Do you think the interviewer would accept pulling increasingly large objects out of a small hat as a resume
I wish I could be funny but I gave up that dream when the woke left chopped my balls off 😔
November 17, 2024 at 4:02 AM
I wish I could be funny but I gave up that dream when the woke left chopped my balls off 😔
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meowmeow meow mreow mowmeow rmeow mowmewmeow mememwoemow :3
November 16, 2024 at 7:34 PM
meowmeow meow mreow mowmeow rmeow mowmewmeow mememwoemow :3
I should probably make a post with less barking and more talking. Hi, I'm Everest!
My hobbies are writing, cooking, reading, debating, and talking mad shit about the Republican party.
I promise I'm so cool and awesome.
My hobbies are writing, cooking, reading, debating, and talking mad shit about the Republican party.
I promise I'm so cool and awesome.
November 11, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I should probably make a post with less barking and more talking. Hi, I'm Everest!
My hobbies are writing, cooking, reading, debating, and talking mad shit about the Republican party.
I promise I'm so cool and awesome.
My hobbies are writing, cooking, reading, debating, and talking mad shit about the Republican party.
I promise I'm so cool and awesome.
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November 11, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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