Exo
@ex0planetary.bsky.social
22, he/him, regrettably american // https://exoplanetary.me // ❤️ @coffeetext.bsky.social
*sets down glass of water* you're telling me 3 BILLION devices run Java
January 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
*sets down glass of water* you're telling me 3 BILLION devices run Java
sister said I look like the unabomber
January 2, 2026 at 1:22 AM
sister said I look like the unabomber
Happy New Year everybody! I'm pleased to officially announce that 2026 will be the Year of the Linux Desktop
January 1, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Happy New Year everybody! I'm pleased to officially announce that 2026 will be the Year of the Linux Desktop
gelli haha live was INSANE what the fuck did I just watch
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
gelli haha live was INSANE what the fuck did I just watch
the object oriented programming experience
December 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
the object oriented programming experience
Now that I have a functioning blog, I decided to put out a list of my 10 favorite albums this year: blog.exoplanetary.me/top-10-album...
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blog.exoplanetary.me
December 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Now that I have a functioning blog, I decided to put out a list of my 10 favorite albums this year: blog.exoplanetary.me/top-10-album...
those verizon elf ads are so bad they make me genuinely wish i had a different cell provider lmao
December 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
those verizon elf ads are so bad they make me genuinely wish i had a different cell provider lmao
My mom got me a “smart” TV and in the process of setting this thing up I’m becoming increasingly convinced we should just nuke the tech industry and start it all over again
December 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
My mom got me a “smart” TV and in the process of setting this thing up I’m becoming increasingly convinced we should just nuke the tech industry and start it all over again
i'm like 90% sure Valve devs named Deadlock Deadlock as a way to vent about every programmer's deep-seated trauma regarding multithreading
December 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
i'm like 90% sure Valve devs named Deadlock Deadlock as a way to vent about every programmer's deep-seated trauma regarding multithreading
Kid directly outside my window screaming and saying 67 repeatedly. Kill me
December 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Kid directly outside my window screaming and saying 67 repeatedly. Kill me
hahahaha the fucking DOJ used a PDF element to censor some of the Epstein files so some stuff was easily unredacted, and now things directly referencing Trump are unearthing that make it almost certain he abused underage girls. nice goin' pam bondi
December 23, 2025 at 9:01 AM
hahahaha the fucking DOJ used a PDF element to censor some of the Epstein files so some stuff was easily unredacted, and now things directly referencing Trump are unearthing that make it almost certain he abused underage girls. nice goin' pam bondi
Beginning to think my apartment complex gets more DoorDashers than residents at this point
December 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Beginning to think my apartment complex gets more DoorDashers than residents at this point
RUST IS SO COOL
explicitly calling out the bit size for ints & floats is great (u32 is a lot better than C++'s uint32_t, and also there's no confusingly-named regular ol' int that varies in size per machines)
and char being unicode instead of just a renamed u8 is BRILLIANT
explicitly calling out the bit size for ints & floats is great (u32 is a lot better than C++'s uint32_t, and also there's no confusingly-named regular ol' int that varies in size per machines)
and char being unicode instead of just a renamed u8 is BRILLIANT
December 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
RUST IS SO COOL
explicitly calling out the bit size for ints & floats is great (u32 is a lot better than C++'s uint32_t, and also there's no confusingly-named regular ol' int that varies in size per machines)
and char being unicode instead of just a renamed u8 is BRILLIANT
explicitly calling out the bit size for ints & floats is great (u32 is a lot better than C++'s uint32_t, and also there's no confusingly-named regular ol' int that varies in size per machines)
and char being unicode instead of just a renamed u8 is BRILLIANT
following the rust tutorial and OH MY GOD
FIRST TRY
FIRST TRY
December 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
following the rust tutorial and OH MY GOD
FIRST TRY
FIRST TRY
Trying to learn Neovim and Rust *simultaneously* this holiday break. Wish my fingers luck guys
December 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Trying to learn Neovim and Rust *simultaneously* this holiday break. Wish my fingers luck guys
New Mega Man game IS Half-Life 3, you can see Mega Man with Dr Coomer here
December 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
New Mega Man game IS Half-Life 3, you can see Mega Man with Dr Coomer here
LMAO I just saw an “Epstein Files Release” from the DOJ that’s literally 119 completely black pages.
December 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
LMAO I just saw an “Epstein Files Release” from the DOJ that’s literally 119 completely black pages.
This Xcel Energy situation has got family members of mine who have been here in Denver for 20+ years genuinely considering moving elsewhere. Fucking insane that 250k+ people are without power for a couple more days in a major metro area.
December 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This Xcel Energy situation has got family members of mine who have been here in Denver for 20+ years genuinely considering moving elsewhere. Fucking insane that 250k+ people are without power for a couple more days in a major metro area.
wtf are these steam recommendations cooking
December 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
wtf are these steam recommendations cooking
Imagine going back to 2015 and telling folks that the center of right-wing violent rhetoric in 10 years would not be 4chan but instead fucking Twitter lol
December 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Imagine going back to 2015 and telling folks that the center of right-wing violent rhetoric in 10 years would not be 4chan but instead fucking Twitter lol
the award for "strangest album rollout" has gotta go to Meltt, who just stuck the pre-save for their new record next year up on streaming, with the only social media "announcement" being a link to it in the description of a live performance of a song from their last album
December 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
the award for "strangest album rollout" has gotta go to Meltt, who just stuck the pre-save for their new record next year up on streaming, with the only social media "announcement" being a link to it in the description of a live performance of a song from their last album
SILKSONG DLC ALREADY?!??!?!?!?!?!?
December 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
SILKSONG DLC ALREADY?!??!?!?!?!?!?
I had a crazy dream last night, here’s some out of context references to it
December 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I had a crazy dream last night, here’s some out of context references to it