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explainsiffryn.bsky.social @explainsiffryn.bsky.social · 3d

In this post, Sylvette clearly wants to live in a world where all they do is eat hot chip and shitpost. Who can blame it? We should all get paid for doing nothing.

Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 4d

you are asking for a lot from someone who is literally just a little guy (gender-neutral)

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explainsiffryn.bsky.social @explainsiffryn.bsky.social · 3d

In this post, Sylvette is

Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 5d

listen the universe might have made me terrified of everything but at least i have a cool little hat that makes everything worth it

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explainsiffryn.bsky.social @explainsiffryn.bsky.social · 11d

In this post, gay sex has experienced an error.

Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 13d

ah shit not again

Notification from the SharkClean app, saying “gay sex has experienced an error.”

explainsiffryn.bsky.social @explainsiffryn.bsky.social · 13d

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explainsiffryn.bsky.social @explainsiffryn.bsky.social · 20d

In this post, Sylvette makes an normal realization; However, Rotation is not what makes the seasons different between, for example, North America & Australia. It is the tilt of Earth's axis. The rotation of Earth is responsible for our Day-Night cycle.

Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 20d

getting jumpscared by my old posts reading up on chats is fuckin crazy btw. someone mentioned that it was 16° outside and i just replied. “oh shit. world’s rotated.”

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explainsiffryn.bsky.social @explainsiffryn.bsky.social · 20d

In this post,

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explainsiffryn.bsky.social @explainsiffryn.bsky.social · Aug 18

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · Aug 7

“my son isnt autistic” ma’am your daughter’s favorite DS game was brain age

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explainsiffryn.bsky.social @explainsiffryn.bsky.social · Jul 13

They call me the Thronedestroyer.

Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · Jul 11

heh… they call me the “homewrecker”… i have a collection of rings i’ve stolen from peoples places… No? What the fuck? That’s not why they call me the homewrecker no they call me that because of my fucking bulldozer

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explainsiffryn.bsky.social @explainsiffryn.bsky.social · Apr 4

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philosaphy.bsky.social @philosaphy.bsky.social · Apr 4

shur up bro

explainsiffryn.bsky.social @explainsiffryn.bsky.social · Apr 4

dirrhea

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philosaphy.bsky.social @philosaphy.bsky.social · Mar 28

who wont me

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explainsiffryn.bsky.social @explainsiffryn.bsky.social · Apr 4

The humble toilet: Boy, I sure hope no one is trying to feed me like I have the diet of someone who can't chew their food in a nursing home

Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · Apr 3

“Ah, what a meager yet exquisite meal. I pray this humble repast invoketh not explosive diarrhea.”
Some stupid fucking cow chewing grass in a field, utterly blissfully unaware of the vast misfortune it hath wrought: “Moo.”

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explainsiffryn.bsky.social @explainsiffryn.bsky.social · Apr 4

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Rivals of Aether II @rivals2.com · Apr 1

SURPRISE - Dreams of Aether, a new game in the Aetherverse, is available for FREE for 24 hours to celebrate April Fools! Dive into tons of Aether-flavored microgames, where everyone is trapped in a never-ending nightmare!

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explainsiffryn.bsky.social @explainsiffryn.bsky.social · Apr 1

In this post, Siffryn is confused because it is always invisible. Invisible people cannot be straight, and by being visible it is forced to be straight; thus sacrificing it's integrity as a fae. Fae can only be gay

Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · Mar 31

WHY DID NONE OF YOU FUCKERS TELL ME I WAS VISIBLE TODAY. WHAT THE HELL.

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explainsiffryn.bsky.social @explainsiffryn.bsky.social · Apr 1

tgheuet bit

Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · Mar 31

My gender is of the bit, my sexuality is for the bit, and my religion is by the bit.

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explainsiffryn.bsky.social @explainsiffryn.bsky.social · Mar 31

In this post, Siffryn explains that it shakes it's head after seeing bad things on their timeline incase someone was looking at their phone at the worst possible moment. If you ask me, It's an interesting conversation starter.

Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · Mar 24

visibly shaking my head after seeing some gross shit on my timeline just in case some stranger was looking over my shoulder at the worst possible moment

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · Mar 27

living in this country is fuckin scary. but i refuse to be literally anyone but myself till the very end

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explainsiffryn.bsky.social @explainsiffryn.bsky.social · Mar 18

In this post, You are an alcoholic

Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · Mar 18

told my friends i have an interest in mixology and now whenever i’m doing a bit they always immediately think i’m drunk

Starting to think the reason I’m so resistant to alcohol is just because I have alcoholic energy as is.