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Sylvette!!
@sylvette.bsky.social
It’s hard being the best blue skier out there.

it/they

PFP: @mokayume.bsky.social
〜 Old Enough to Drink in America 〜
🏳️‍⚧️Malevolent Thing ΘΔ&
Opinions not my own. they are your's. Sorry :/

please give me money https://ko-fi.com/sylvettesylph i want it
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After MANY MANY YEARS of this only existing in my head without actualization… I have FAR TOO MANY THANKS TO GIVE TO @mokayume.bsky.social for their wonderful job designing my true faerie form with a practically perfect read of my vibes. ;;;;;; Please show them some love.

(Artist’s page is 🔞!!)
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aw fuck dude not you again
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
i need to be a failgirl with no job and infinite money how tf am i supposed to live without this
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
“I don’t think I’d be able to tame you” is a WILD accolade to have on my repertoire
November 16, 2025 at 7:41 AM
fuck dudes. its over. i accidentally made up a guy and got mad at him again
November 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Fork just gave me the most ominous error message I've ever seen in my life
October 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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when we say we're on the spectrum this is what we mean
October 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My therapist keeps telling me to be honest with myself and with others but my lawyer is telling me to use my right to remain silent what the fuck do I do
October 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Bet.
October 21, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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“Has pot helped at all?”
April 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
you are asking for a lot from someone who is literally just a little guy (gender-neutral)
October 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
listen the universe might have made me terrified of everything but at least i have a cool little hat that makes everything worth it
October 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD
October 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
thanks i’m nonbinary
September 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
one of the only actual perks of being nonbinary is that you are a contender for both boys night and girls night at the same time
September 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
ah shit not again
September 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
how do i quit my job and live as a neet forever but also pay rent and eat food
September 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
getting jumpscared by my old posts reading up on chats is fuckin crazy btw. someone mentioned that it was 16° outside and i just replied. “oh shit. world’s rotated.”
September 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
updated my kofi solely to make it so the auto thank you message just calls you gay when you donate to me
September 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I don’t know how to tell you this but thinking can be yuri if you’re brave enough
September 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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[ 🦇 // #furryart ] for @hecate.space !! 🖤🌙 (it/its pronouns)
September 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM