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Sylvette!!

@sylvette.bsky.social

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It’s hard being the best blue skier out there. it/they PFP: @mokayume.bsky.social 〜 Old Enough to Drink in America 〜 🏳️‍⚧️Malevolent Thing ΘΔ& Opinions not my own. they are your's. Sorry :/ please give me money https://ko-fi.com/sylvettesylph i want it

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · Mar 18

After MANY MANY YEARS of this only existing in my head without actualization… I have FAR TOO MANY THANKS TO GIVE TO @mokayume.bsky.social for their wonderful job designing my true faerie form with a practically perfect read of my vibes. ;;;;;; Please show them some love.

(Artist’s page is 🔞!!)

A fluffy faerie with pink hair, ears, and chest alongside translucent purple wings with antennae coming out the top. It has pink heart eyes in place of normal pupils.

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 1d

most true & real shit this accounts ever posted actually

Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 2d

fuck i was intending on getting a new image yesterday with the new pin but i forgor. fuck it. the swaggiest hat known to man.

pink long-brim fedora with a light pink band that has a flowery design along it

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 2d

you are asking for a lot from someone who is literally just a little guy (gender-neutral)

Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 3d

listen the universe might have made me terrified of everything but at least i have a cool little hat that makes everything worth it

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Foone @foone.bsky.social · 5d

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 9d

Again gender doesn’t matter, you just gotta be a little creature y’know?

Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 9d

This is allowed and encouraged, actually.

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 10d

as the fabled it/its though i propose creature night. gender doesnt actually matter you just have to be a bit ΘΔ

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 10d

thanks i’m nonbinary

davidfoldberg8004: You will never be a real woman.

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 10d

Panel 1: Shen is leaning into the panel, angry, his pupils tiny, and a dark shadow around his eyes, yelling "STOP SAYING 'THIS IS YURI' ABOUT EVERYTHING."

Panel 2: Shen clenches his fists, now facing directly towards the viewer, and continues to yell "NOT >>EVERYTHING<< IS YURI!!!!"

Panel 3: A textbox stating "We now go live to a groundbreaking scientific discovery"

Panel 4: A scientist in a lab, a light brown haired woman with a ponytail, glasses, and a labcoat, is standing in front of some microphones and cameras. She says "Yeah, so like ... atoms are girls, it turns out."

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 10d

one of the only actual perks of being nonbinary is that you are a contender for both boys night and girls night at the same time

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 11d

i love my wife

Discord message from my partner: I helped the poor creature; it got stuck on the futon, and I guess the battery also died or was dying because every time I pushed the button to dock it it would just stop. It also spoke at me in a foreign language. I don’t know what it was trying to tell me.

Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 11d

i got like ten of these notifications what the hell is going on— ITS STILL HAPPENING HELP

Various notifications from SharkClean, either reading “gay sex has experienced an error” or “My brushroll is stuck. Please remove hair and debris from my brushroll.”

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 11d

ah shit not again

Notification from the SharkClean app, saying “gay sex has experienced an error.”

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 11d

this sucks absolute shit thank you

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explainsiffryn.bsky.social @explainsiffryn.bsky.social · 12d

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 16d

Do you want to help me on a grand journey to find and dig up buried treasure? I definitely won’t betray you and leave you cursed for life in order to take all the gold for myself

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 16d

a customer asked me if sunglasses were unisex if you’re wondering why i’m crashing out rn

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 16d

how do i make money off of playing nothing but fucking hrp space station 13 the niche section of the niche videogame

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 16d

how do i quit my job and live as a neet forever but also pay rent and eat food

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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 17d

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 18d

getting jumpscared by my old posts reading up on chats is fuckin crazy btw. someone mentioned that it was 16° outside and i just replied. “oh shit. world’s rotated.”

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 23d

afraid of costco

Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 24d

:)

(thank you this will be used to feed a cat one single pellet)

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 24d

WHOTHEFUCK GAVE ME $100 JUST TO BE CALLED GAY NO YO U CANT DO THAT