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GOD IS MY ALARM CLOCK, by A LARGE SHEET OF MUSCLE
15 track album
umbrog.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:09 PM
I MEANT END OF THE MONTH BUT END OF THE MONEY SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF MY TUNES
ALAS
ALAS
February 6, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I MEANT END OF THE MONTH BUT END OF THE MONEY SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF MY TUNES
ALAS
ALAS
I’LL BE HONEST
JUST DID MY FIRST WEEK SMASHING AND RECYCLING TVS
I HAVE NO DOSH UNTIL END OF THE MONEY
HELP IS ALWAYS APPRECIATED
WAIT UNTIL BANDCAMP FRIDAY BEGINS
THOUGH
LOU
umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/god-is...
JUST DID MY FIRST WEEK SMASHING AND RECYCLING TVS
I HAVE NO DOSH UNTIL END OF THE MONEY
HELP IS ALWAYS APPRECIATED
WAIT UNTIL BANDCAMP FRIDAY BEGINS
THOUGH
LOU
umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/god-is...
GOD IS MY ALARM CLOCK, by A LARGE SHEET OF MUSCLE
15 track album
umbrog.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I’LL BE HONEST
JUST DID MY FIRST WEEK SMASHING AND RECYCLING TVS
I HAVE NO DOSH UNTIL END OF THE MONEY
HELP IS ALWAYS APPRECIATED
WAIT UNTIL BANDCAMP FRIDAY BEGINS
THOUGH
LOU
umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/god-is...
JUST DID MY FIRST WEEK SMASHING AND RECYCLING TVS
I HAVE NO DOSH UNTIL END OF THE MONEY
HELP IS ALWAYS APPRECIATED
WAIT UNTIL BANDCAMP FRIDAY BEGINS
THOUGH
LOU
umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/god-is...
IN THE SPIRIT OF NEEDING MONEY
IVE DROPPED MY SUB TO 15 QUID FOR A MONTH
YOU GET OVER A 100 PLUS RELEASES WITHOUT NEEDING TO PAY MORE FOR PAY WHAT YOU WANT
HELP A FELLA OUT
umbrog.bandcamp.com/subscribe
IVE DROPPED MY SUB TO 15 QUID FOR A MONTH
YOU GET OVER A 100 PLUS RELEASES WITHOUT NEEDING TO PAY MORE FOR PAY WHAT YOU WANT
HELP A FELLA OUT
umbrog.bandcamp.com/subscribe
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January 24, 2026 at 7:19 PM
IN THE SPIRIT OF NEEDING MONEY
IVE DROPPED MY SUB TO 15 QUID FOR A MONTH
YOU GET OVER A 100 PLUS RELEASES WITHOUT NEEDING TO PAY MORE FOR PAY WHAT YOU WANT
HELP A FELLA OUT
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IVE DROPPED MY SUB TO 15 QUID FOR A MONTH
YOU GET OVER A 100 PLUS RELEASES WITHOUT NEEDING TO PAY MORE FOR PAY WHAT YOU WANT
HELP A FELLA OUT
umbrog.bandcamp.com/subscribe
ANCIENT PATIENCE CONTINUES BLUES
January 24, 2026 at 6:03 PM
ANCIENT PATIENCE CONTINUES BLUES
WHAT MAGIC CARPET CAN HOLD UP ?
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
WHAT MAGIC CARPET CAN HOLD UP ?
WHAT SICK FREAK DECIDED NIGHT VISION WAS ALL GREEN ?
January 23, 2026 at 3:12 PM
WHAT SICK FREAK DECIDED NIGHT VISION WAS ALL GREEN ?
LIFE IS A ROLLERCOASTER
ONE WITH NO JOB
HELP ME FUND MY OWN POLICE FORCE
umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/eterna...
ONE WITH NO JOB
HELP ME FUND MY OWN POLICE FORCE
umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/eterna...
ETERNAL SWING, by A LARGE SHEET OF MUSCLE
17 track album
umbrog.bandcamp.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:24 PM
LIFE IS A ROLLERCOASTER
ONE WITH NO JOB
HELP ME FUND MY OWN POLICE FORCE
umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/eterna...
ONE WITH NO JOB
HELP ME FUND MY OWN POLICE FORCE
umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/eterna...
ETERNAL SWING, by A LARGE SHEET OF MUSCLE
17 track album
umbrog.bandcamp.com
January 21, 2026 at 7:34 PM
THEY SELL GHOSTS ON TEMU
January 7, 2026 at 8:42 AM
THEY SELL GHOSTS ON TEMU
MOST FOOD BEING COOKED IN WATER WHEN IT STARTS BOILING
January 7, 2026 at 6:10 AM
MOST FOOD BEING COOKED IN WATER WHEN IT STARTS BOILING
IM SO OUT OF TOUCH WITH SHITPOSTING THESE DAYS
if i get 100k followers by midnight i'll drop a slowed & reverbed version of a sheryl crow song
January 7, 2026 at 5:57 AM
IM SO OUT OF TOUCH WITH SHITPOSTING THESE DAYS
MY PLUG IN BABY SONG BY MUSE BAND
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
MY PLUG IN BABY SONG BY MUSE BAND
YOUR MUM SHAGGED BELA TARR
January 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
YOUR MUM SHAGGED BELA TARR
BRO WROTE SYNTAX
January 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
BRO WROTE SYNTAX
HAS ISRAEL FLAG ON DECK
January 6, 2026 at 6:31 PM
HAS ISRAEL FLAG ON DECK
JUNO ARE BELLENDS
January 6, 2026 at 4:11 PM
JUNO ARE BELLENDS
DEATH BACKWARDS IS JUST LIFE TO BIRTH
January 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
DEATH BACKWARDS IS JUST LIFE TO BIRTH
MEDITATION BOX SET COMING SOON
FOR YOUR DAD
FOR YOUR DAD
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 PM
MEDITATION BOX SET COMING SOON
FOR YOUR DAD
FOR YOUR DAD
I FUNDAMENTALLY BELIEVE ALL PEOPLE DIE AND ITS OKAY ESPECIALLY OLD PEOPLE
January 6, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I FUNDAMENTALLY BELIEVE ALL PEOPLE DIE AND ITS OKAY ESPECIALLY OLD PEOPLE
NOT MUCH FOR A RIP BUT BELA TARR
RIP
RIP
January 6, 2026 at 12:52 PM
NOT MUCH FOR A RIP BUT BELA TARR
RIP
RIP
MUSE BAND MY PLUG IN BABY CD
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
January 5, 2026 at 8:52 AM
MUSE BAND MY PLUG IN BABY CD
WHEN MUMMY PUTS ON SAVING PRIVATE RYAN AND NOT PLATOON
January 5, 2026 at 8:08 AM
WHEN MUMMY PUTS ON SAVING PRIVATE RYAN AND NOT PLATOON
WHEN YOUR DADS UBER DOESNT TURN UP
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
WHEN YOUR DADS UBER DOESNT TURN UP
REMEMBER WHAT THE MAN IN THE FREEZER WROTE
The U G ORGANIC THROAT BLOWER subscription is the most important music purchase you can make this decade. If you pride yourself on listening to and enjoying deep, original sounds made by people with real talent, you are simply kidding yourself if you don’t have this subscription.
GIVE THEM ALL A GO
January 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
REMEMBER WHAT THE MAN IN THE FREEZER WROTE