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Jordan Mychal Lemos

@extrajordanary.bsky.social

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Senior Writer at Gearbox on Borderlands 4. Previously: Knights of the Old Republic Remake (Aspyr), Ghost of Tsushima, and Assassin's Creed: Odyssey. Biggest red panda fan there is. Views = my own.

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 1h

I need a second Lord of the Rings tattoo. One isn't enough.

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 1h

The Battle of Helm's Deep is so fucking peak.

Don't think a battle scene will ever beat this for me.

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 1d

They need to invent a vacuum that doesn't make it so obvious you used it right before people came over.

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 2d

Shit, no, tried them again and tighter one is better. Uggghhhhh lol

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 2d

I'm always warm so maybe I go bigger one then haha

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 2d

Ya it's weird cuz I have to wiggle slightly with both to get it off but if I full on straighten my finger out, I can take one off super easily without any twisting or whatever. Bit also if I wave my hand super fast in every direction, it never feels like it's gonna fall off haha

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 2d

True yeah part of it is definitely it feeling weird in general from not being used to it. First time I tried on the second ring it was waaaay too difficult to get off which is why I ordered the larger one but now it isn't AS difficult to get off so I'm like...shit idk which one now haha

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 2d

First wedding ring - Way too tight
Second wedding ring - Maybe a bit too tight
Third wedding ring - Maybe a bit too loose

My damn finger is between sizes, I need an 8.25 lol

Third one doesn't fall off when waving my hand so maybe that's the better call, even though I can take it off super easy.

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 4d

(also I want that bread)

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 4d

Sam, it's White.

That feeling in your stomach is an intolerance to a substance called gluten.

These small nanobots, or glutbots as I call them, are really fucking up your shit.

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 4d

Arm twisted, done and done!

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 4d

You know, I totally forgot those even existed haha. Might be good to have just in case.

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 4d

Tried my suit on for my wedding next month.

In a weird spot now cuz I planned to lose a few pounds beforehand, but the pants fit right now perfectly and I don't want them to get loose (and no belt loops).

This is the world telling me to enjoy a treat or three, right?

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 5d

Give. Me. Animal. Crossing.

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 5d

Went to Tokyo/Kyoto last year and go engaged, and this is for the honeymoon so thankfully it's a slightly longer trip. Doing Tokyo/Osaka/Hakone and still figuring out the rest.

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 5d

Oof yeah thankfully we didn't get any, but legs and behind the knees got reallllly sore for sure.

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 5d

I'll be back in Japan in a bit over 2 months now soooo time to actually start walking more to prepare.

It's so easy to just... not when working from home, but going from like zero walking to 20k+ steps daily last year was rough once we were like 4 days in haha.

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 9d

Oof, that response is definitely a choice.

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 9d

I also want to keep playing Hades 2. Easily 20+ hours in already and it's just so damn good.

What a good problem to have.

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 9d

I just wanna get off work and start playing more FF Tactics. Love the little stories you can make up yourself while playing too.

Like my boy Wadard just threw two stones in his first battle and I found that funny, so now he's my stone throwing boy forever.

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 10d

Fuck, the animation at the start on the chocobos is so damn good and pretty.

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 10d

Alright time to play Final Fantasy Tactics for the first time ever!

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 10d

Moonlighter 2 delayed to November

a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .

ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 10d

I'm sorry, what do you mean that Tuxedo Sam was honorably discharged after 8 naval battles and received the medal of honor?

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 11d

Sounds like a Parks and Rec episode lmao