Jeff Hamilton
@jeffhamilton.bsky.social
Game designer at Blizzard. He/him. Fan of: comics, music, archery, my cats. Personal account, all opinions are just mine.
formerly @jeffahamilton on Twitter
https://jhamilton.bearblog.dev/blog/ for blog-shaped thoughts
formerly @jeffahamilton on Twitter
https://jhamilton.bearblog.dev/blog/ for blog-shaped thoughts
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Jeff Hamilton
@jeffhamilton.bsky.social
· May 13
(bored) I should put 3 to 8 irons in the fire
(later)
(juggling 8 flaming irons) damn this is kinda hard
(later)
(juggling 8 flaming irons) damn this is kinda hard
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the Hello Kitty(tm) Tactical Nuclear Deployment System
...wh-what
what the fuck do you mean
what the fuck do you mean there's a Sandoval/Department of Energy report on a device called
THE TEENY TINY TACNUKE
www.osti.gov/opennet/serv...
what the fuck do you mean
what the fuck do you mean there's a Sandoval/Department of Energy report on a device called
THE TEENY TINY TACNUKE
www.osti.gov/opennet/serv...
February 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
the Hello Kitty(tm) Tactical Nuclear Deployment System
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Another classic post-Homan day where around school dismissal time we get a flurry of ICE vehicles all across our neighborhoods. Today one vehicle led an observer to their own home and pointed at it. This is a sick game to them, but we won’t be intimidated and we won’t stop until DHS is abolished.
February 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Another classic post-Homan day where around school dismissal time we get a flurry of ICE vehicles all across our neighborhoods. Today one vehicle led an observer to their own home and pointed at it. This is a sick game to them, but we won’t be intimidated and we won’t stop until DHS is abolished.
BLUESKY COME BACK
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
BLUESKY COME BACK
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I've waited a long time to be able to say this, but we're hiring a full-time Film Critic for @avclub.com! Details are in the job listing, but you should send application materials to [email protected]
www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/43...
www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/43...
homer simpson and bart simpson are sitting on a couch
Alt: homer simpson and bart simpson are sitting on a couch
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I've waited a long time to be able to say this, but we're hiring a full-time Film Critic for @avclub.com! Details are in the job listing, but you should send application materials to [email protected]
www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/43...
www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/43...
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mercy demonschool! (+pocket the dog, my beloved 🧡)
February 9, 2026 at 9:10 PM
mercy demonschool! (+pocket the dog, my beloved 🧡)
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dnd item idea, definitely not inspired by my own various lingering resentments: an axe that grinds salt out of everything it hits
February 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
dnd item idea, definitely not inspired by my own various lingering resentments: an axe that grinds salt out of everything it hits
oh damn okay, now i can quarantine my spicy takes properly
February 9, 2026 at 8:25 PM
oh damn okay, now i can quarantine my spicy takes properly
condolences to the 2xko team 😔 Layoffs immediately post-launch are not what you ever want to see. www.gamedeveloper.com/business/rio...
I will say, props to Riot for doing 6 months' severance. That's decent of them.
I will say, props to Riot for doing 6 months' severance. That's decent of them.
Riot Games lays off roughly 80 employees from 2XKO team
Riot Games has laid off approximately half of the employees working on its League of Legends-themed fighting game 2XKO.
www.gamedeveloper.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:05 PM
condolences to the 2xko team 😔 Layoffs immediately post-launch are not what you ever want to see. www.gamedeveloper.com/business/rio...
I will say, props to Riot for doing 6 months' severance. That's decent of them.
I will say, props to Riot for doing 6 months' severance. That's decent of them.
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shoutout to @amazingthew.bsky.social for the actual answer to discord adult verification
February 9, 2026 at 6:15 PM
shoutout to @amazingthew.bsky.social for the actual answer to discord adult verification
didn't actually finish my Stellaris game today but did kind of get it to the point where my victory is a foregone conclusion. We'll see if I actually see it through lol. Robots have been a really fun playthrough though, very different strategic context from my usual Human playthroughs.
February 9, 2026 at 9:03 AM
didn't actually finish my Stellaris game today but did kind of get it to the point where my victory is a foregone conclusion. We'll see if I actually see it through lol. Robots have been a really fun playthrough though, very different strategic context from my usual Human playthroughs.
i see what you did there
February 9, 2026 at 6:05 AM
i see what you did there
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
I'm not sure how I want to close this game out. I have one more Tradition to pick, two more Ascension Perks. I could pick Defender of the Galaxy and maybe beat The Crisis™ when it appears... but I could also Become The Crisis in a couple interesting ways. I've never done that before.
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I'm not sure how I want to close this game out. I have one more Tradition to pick, two more Ascension Perks. I could pick Defender of the Galaxy and maybe beat The Crisis™ when it appears... but I could also Become The Crisis in a couple interesting ways. I've never done that before.
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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
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accidentally created a Great Khan to unite the feuding warlords as I was trying to eliminate them. Fortunately it's as far from me as it could possibly be lol
![a captioned galaxy map of my Stellaris playthrough. It shows a huge cluster of red [!] problem areas, with a tooltip showing a huge fleet, in the Upper-left quadrant of the galaxy. It shows My civilization lives all the way opposite it in the lower-right quadrant.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2fsrsv2z3kvwibizd7nyjpk4/bafkreidjd6oiwj3gko5uf4ymjsdz2unetvcfyp7nwht7w5j7t72kmdkuzy@jpeg)
February 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
accidentally created a Great Khan to unite the feuding warlords as I was trying to eliminate them. Fortunately it's as far from me as it could possibly be lol
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"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
made something out of idle curiosity so I figured I'd share it. Here's a breakdown of the top 500-selling Survival Crafting games on Steam since Jan 1, 2021 (per @gamediscoverco.bsky.social data), and how their place in that list of sales stacks up against Day of the Week they released.
February 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
made something out of idle curiosity so I figured I'd share it. Here's a breakdown of the top 500-selling Survival Crafting games on Steam since Jan 1, 2021 (per @gamediscoverco.bsky.social data), and how their place in that list of sales stacks up against Day of the Week they released.
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the main thing I have to say about this game so far is that "Sam Darnold" sounds like it came from this list
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
the main thing I have to say about this game so far is that "Sam Darnold" sounds like it came from this list
my memory is funny. "exact workings of a game mechanic you encountered when you were 11 years old" - ✅. "a single letter in the name of your good friend's wife" - ❓
February 8, 2026 at 11:41 PM
my memory is funny. "exact workings of a game mechanic you encountered when you were 11 years old" - ✅. "a single letter in the name of your good friend's wife" - ❓
been thinking a lot lately about the idea of "noise in the shape of signal". Where Discerning is Expensive, and something can be noise or signal based on what it intends to and succeeds at communicating, and how as humans we develop shorthand for patterns we look for to discern signal from noise.
February 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
been thinking a lot lately about the idea of "noise in the shape of signal". Where Discerning is Expensive, and something can be noise or signal based on what it intends to and succeeds at communicating, and how as humans we develop shorthand for patterns we look for to discern signal from noise.
realizing at some point in the history of phone changes i actually did legit lose a lot of friends' numbers, so my texts are awash in "uhh I think I know who this is, but, like 70% sure..."
February 8, 2026 at 10:47 PM
realizing at some point in the history of phone changes i actually did legit lose a lot of friends' numbers, so my texts are awash in "uhh I think I know who this is, but, like 70% sure..."
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I would really like to write the story I've been solicited to write for this collection. (Space opera! Fashion! Politics!)
But it needs to get funded for that to happen.
But it needs to get funded for that to happen.
We have 12 days to go on our crowdfund for WHAT ELEGANT STARS and still need to raise about $7k. We've just added a reward "add-on" for a short story critique with editor dave ring if that would be of interest.
We also still have two Benefactor Rewards at $1k that would be incredibly impactful.
We also still have two Benefactor Rewards at $1k that would be incredibly impactful.
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I would really like to write the story I've been solicited to write for this collection. (Space opera! Fashion! Politics!)
But it needs to get funded for that to happen.
But it needs to get funded for that to happen.