Jeff Hamilton
@jeffhamilton.bsky.social
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Game designer at Blizzard. He/him. Fan of: comics, music, archery, my cats. Personal account, all opinions are just mine. formerly @jeffahamilton on Twitter https://jhamilton.bearblog.dev/blog/ for blog-shaped thoughts
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jeffhamilton.bsky.social
(bored) I should put 3 to 8 irons in the fire

(later)

(juggling 8 flaming irons) damn this is kinda hard
jeffhamilton.bsky.social
the metrics clearly indicate that solutions per minute are way higher in the toothbrushing state. So we can ONLY conclude, that...
jeffhamilton.bsky.social
figured out how to solve not one but two problems at work while i was brushing my teeth. (clearly production should have me brush my teeth all day)
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lopatto.bsky.social
in my heraclitus era, refusing to believe in anything but flux. in my parmenides era, refusing to believe change exists and insisting the entire world is an illusion. in my diogenes era. sleeping in a jar, throwing chickens at people unprovoked, wandering around with a lamp.
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cosimog.bsky.social
I'd like to request a late checkout
jeffhamilton.bsky.social
me setting up a bunch of positive feedback loops: yes, hahaha, yes
me when one loop breaks and the rest come crashing down as a result: well this fucking sucks, what the fuck?
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lizardengland.bsky.social
Today I showed the designers that you can name cells in spreadsheets and use the names in formulas (i.e. "=PLAYER_LEVEL" instead of "=C12"). You can then use the Name Manager to track or rename them. I thought this was common knowledge, but I guess not, so sharing that tidbit here.
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davinciwannabe.bsky.social
Outer wilds commission (3/5, brittle hollow)
jeffhamilton.bsky.social
or maybe that's the two coldbrews talking
jeffhamilton.bsky.social
getting 8 hours of sleep on a weeknight is overpowered
jeffhamilton.bsky.social
i keep telling my mortgage company this but they don't understand
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brunodias.bsky.social
Six years ago, I wrote most of the Tragedian dialogue for Pathologic 2 in iambic pentameter. I'm back now doing the same for Pathologic 3. I figured it was helpful to write a guide on *how* I did it – in case I get hit by a bus and the team has to carry on without me.

azhdarchid.com/so-you-want-...
So You Want to Write Iambic Pentameter
In which I share the dirty secrets of the world's least useful skill
azhdarchid.com
jeffhamilton.bsky.social
he could do some very funny excommunications
jeffhamilton.bsky.social
feeling unplugged, like i'm gonna forget something and not notice until it's too late
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svanha.bsky.social
I’m behind already but uh, I might have overplayed my hand thinking I can do both inktober and #emmrichweek :’D

So, Day 1 - Necromancy | Corpse whispering

#emmrichvolkarin #emmrichweekday01
jeffhamilton.bsky.social
i miss walking around my long beach neighborhood for this 😩
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jacobgeller.com
Hey it's that guy from Assassin's Creed 2
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interestingmtg.bsky.social
Thinking about Haktos today. What a strange, cool card. Great Magic take on Achilles, imo
Haktos the Unscarred
Red Red White White
Legendary Creature — Human Warrior
6/1

Effects: Haktos the Unscarred attacks each combat if able.
As Haktos enters the battlefield, choose 2, 3, or 4 at random.
Haktos has protection from each converted mana cost other than the chosen number.
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gwillow.me
Seattle sports fans are a different breed
brianmfloyd.bsky.social
the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
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sbseltzer.net
tfw when i have to watch my friends' cutscenes in our Dark Souls III co-op.
banalplay.bsky.social
When your custom character appears in a cut scene
The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots
jeffhamilton.bsky.social
if you think about it stadia is part of why Baldur's Gate III was game of the year
jeffhamilton.bsky.social
out of juice at 4:33 on a tuesday