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Algorithm&Blues

@exxekhan.bsky.social

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I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MONKEY-FRIED SNAKES ON THIS MONKEY-FRIED PLANE!! LOVE: Beatles, pugs, secondary dominants, liberal democracy HATE: Low info voters, single issue voters, fascist bootlickers

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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · Dec 27

Meanwhile on Earth One...

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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 2h

I can't say this loudly or frequently enough: FUCK ICE. BUT MOSTLY, FUCK TRUMP.

Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 4h

What a great body of work she leaves behind. A true national treasure.

There is someone else who is also 79 that I desperately wish would have left us instead...

Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 4h

I'm hoping that this ass cancer on democracy will end in a sudden and spectacularly humiliating way and we will need a new leader who puts forth this century's Marshall Plan to rebuild our democracy from scratch. It's the only way out of this trumpster fire.

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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 4h

No. The DNC has no knack for messaging. At this point, I would vote for any one of those frogs over Hakeem's talking out both sides of his mouth...or Grandpa Chucklefuck's sternly worded memos.

Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 5h

She was amazing...but dammit. Not the one I was hoping for.

Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 5h

Fired in error? Or fired for the fox news headline and then hired back bcz none of those dipshits and dumbf**ks follow up or fact check this shit.

Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 5h

Was this weirdo wearing a face mask with no badge or other form of ID, driving around in an unmarked car with zip ties and no license plates? Because I think I may know that asshole...at least I know his type.

Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 5h

Remember...in 1946, no one gave two sh*ts who the German civilians voted for. They were all lumped together. As we will be if we don't put a stop to this.

Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 5h

We need to set aside our differences. Pause the culture wars. Team up with our red neighbors and eat the rich. Then we go after the jackboot lickers...the ones who voted for this grifter-traitor and think that they will be spared. They are beyond redemption and are too stupid to be saved.

Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 5h

Not to be outdone, Kid Rock refused to stand when Lee Greenwood sang his shitty song at the last nazi rally.

Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 5h

That closeted gay-denier speaker was very specific in giving out enough details and inflammatory lies for their goons to go there and cause trouble. Be careful out there.

Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 13h

"when I think back to all the crap I learned in high school... It's a wonder I can think at all..." --Paul Simon

Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 13h

Assholes then. Assholes now. It spams generations. Unfortunately.

Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 13h

Perfect score! Man woman person camera TV. Boom! Fat Mussolini NAILED IT!! Boo yeah!

Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 13h

Of all the things I'm NOT gonna watch on SuperBowlSunday, that is the one show I'm NOT gonna watch the most.

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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 14h

I am squinting hard. I see no sign of a soul or conscience in any of these jackboot lickers.

Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 14h

I'm sure his successor will be gracious and have comforting words for the nation... And monkeys will fly out my butt.

Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 14h

Self-loathing brown maga are the last-in-line creeps in that long line of creeps.

Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 14h

If you take a trojan bribe jet, it always comes with strings.

Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 14h

OH at airport:
Maga: "my son's working for no pay cuz of shutdown"
Friend: I thought military still gets paid? "
Maga: " Nope. Schumer shut that down."

Not "the majority in Congress can't pass a budget." Nope.
"Schumer did it."

Low information voter living inside the bullshit bubble.

Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 16h

Was it Kristi Noem? Bitch loves that shit.

Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 16h

The piece of shit president is more like it.

Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 16h

I hope he leaves this world in the most humiliating way possible... That even a small% of his cult of idiots be like...

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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 16h

So this repressed, closeted freak hasn't heard of 1A, I guess?

Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 16h

He started with a spray-on short mustache...